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qq sad love signature I would like to be funny and deeply in love with you for a lifetime

1. Parents are like this. If you go out to play for a day, they will say that you are crazy because you love to go out. If you don’t go out at home, they will say that you will hurt your relationship if you stay at home and don’t go out.

2. If you have to pay taxes when you look in the mirror, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt

3. If you love your family, please click the red button

4. I think we eat and drink enough every day and lie down in bed The way I play with my mobile phone sideways is a reenactment of the scene of heavy smokers smoking in the old society

5. / I will use my forced smile to live a life of arrogance that no one can compare to. .

6. If you want to stab me in the heart, come and you will die anyway.

7. When I was a child, the old man who held my hand, I thought he would not Leave.

8. Question: "Why do superheroes wear so tight clothes? Answer: Because it's important to save people.

9. A roaming chat record, how much has been ruined, you can see through it How many people.

10. I am looking through the text messages I have saved with you for more than two years.

11. When you have a crush on someone, you always feel that the other person also likes you. .

12. If you have the courage to look at my space, don’t delete the records. If you want to know how I am doing, if you have the courage to ask me directly.

13. Men listen to women. It’s not shameful.

14. I’m not asking you what’s wrong just to hear that it’s okay.

15. It’s normal to fail physics! Do you need to consider air resistance when you jump from a building? ?

16. Girls who dare to say dirty words when they are angry are a hundred times better than those who always pretend to be pitiful.

17. I want to be with you forever. Funny and deep love

18. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired, and if you care for a long time, you will collapse.

19. A boy who does not love his wife is a scum

20. Summer vacation life means being scolded at home, having no money when going out, and having a very free day

21. A woman is plump when she is fat, slim when she is thin, slender when she is tall, and delicate when she is short. It's a pig, it's thin like ribs, it's tall like a bamboo pole, it's short like a winter melon!

22. You say love is too strong a word, but I am willing to carry it on my shoulders for you. Shen Yating, I love you.!

23. When we are young, we will inevitably fall in love with a few scumbags

24. If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one subtext She loves him.

25. Only when I cry now do I know what it feels like to cry and laugh while chatting with others. A complete collection of love stories on WeChat: I want to be funny and deeply in love with you for the rest of my life

1. I love you and have nothing to do with you. Even the endless thoughts at night only belong to me and will not be brought to dawn. Maybe it can only exist in the darkness. I love you and have nothing to do with you. , longing can't hide my eyes, so I hide away, don't want you to see me flustered. I love you, it has nothing to do with you, you don't have to worry about my sadness, as long as you can be happy, I can play and sing by myself. Live well.

2. Where is love? You can’t just sit and wait. Most people find it through hard work.

3. Searching means going. Stay where there are many opportunities, participate in more social activities, and take action to turn your dislike into love.

4. There are so many people around you, coming and going. I seem to be taking refuge in a wild mountain villa, and the only thing in my heart is you, who is passing by.

5. If you let me be torn apart and live like a zombie, I will let you burn with love and die neatly.

6. If you don’t work hard, you can only dream. You have to work hard on your own.

7. There are grasses everywhere at the end of the world, if you have the heart to love them, look for them with your heart.

8. Everyone is more or less experiencing a struggle between two forces: the desire to be alone and the urge to go out. Introversion, the interest in one's own inner active thoughts and fantasies; and extroversion, the interest in people and visible things outside.

9. Afraid of recalling yesterday’s memories, I closed my eyes and closed my heart. Every time I want to erase the past, your face appears every time. I long to protect you forever, even if I am scarred. I am also lingering around you, staring deeply at you. I still remember the moment of our first encounter. Fainting and brightening under the moonlight, your sad figure felt the pain in your heart, and your eyes and heart were wet with tears.

10. I have to experience all the experiences I have never experienced, and taste all the tastes I have never tasted. I am eager to own everything and let ambition raise my head

11. I would like to be funny and deeply in love with you for the rest of my life.

12. Your heart and my hand are holding your hand in the center of the sea of ??people. I will not regret following you.

13. Thank God for giving you to me and letting me taste the taste of happiness.

14. You are the one I say I give up on, but I still miss you in my heart.

15. You don’t know how much a person who smiles when he sees you likes you.

16. I miss you very much, but I won’t tell you. You are already so awesome, I can’t let you be too proud.

17. A city that is too prosperous is not suitable for stargazing, just like your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.

18. The vertical, horizontal and angular strokes of your name just touch my heartbeat.

19. In fact, you are not my type at all. You just happened to bump into my heart.

20. Because I am the one who takes the initiative, you have the leverage to hurt me? QQ love talk about a lifetime of long sentences, maybe a lifetime is very long

Maybe a lifetime is very long, long Until I slowly forget all the time. Maybe life is too short, so short that I just want to be by your side. Two people live a simple life, putting aside everything, just the two of us living in a quiet place.

1. The starry sky is twinkling, just like your tears passing by quietly. When you let go of your hand and left, were you ever reluctant to leave me?

2. I had known this was the case. It's like a dream, I won't put all my love in the same place.

3. Having nothing may be more practical than having it, because at least you will not be afraid of losing

4. If you meet someone who likes to be hot and cold with you, please turn around and leave. If you meet someone who likes to play hide and seek with you without texting, please leave decisively. If you meet someone who likes to have an affair with you but doesn't make any promises, please leave as soon as possible.

5. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people cannot be found, some people should not be found, and some people cannot be found!

6. All youth is decayed, even you are gone.

7. All moments are engraved in the rings of time and are indelible. This is the most beautiful memorial in life.

8. Maybe those endings will come to an end in an instant. formed.

9. In a world of two people, understanding is more difficult than loving. So, let the person who understands you love you.

10. Even if there is no ending, I still want to meet you.

11. Falling in love with someone who doesn’t love you is like a cactus pricking you all over your body

12. Don’t comment on my good or bad easily, I have never eaten a bite of your food

13. When I get angry, I want to buy something. When I buy something, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I get less money. When I get less money, I get angry.

14. I once thought that, Tears will flow when you are sad. It turns out that when you are really sad, you won’t be able to shed a single tear.

15. You must try your best to like the person you like.

Because, in the future, he may spend the rest of his life with someone who is not as good as you, which is actually very pitiful.

16. I am afraid that one day I will suddenly think of those people I have forgotten, and then, with tears streaming down my face, I will not be able to find them and forget them.

17. No matter how happy two people are when they are together, how much they will cry when they are separated. If you hold back your tears, then the other person will definitely shed both of their tears.

18. I have been secretly in love with you for seven years, and been single for you for seven years. Today you are getting married. I want to be happy, but I am so tired.

19. You abandoned me and chased the dog, but I didn’t cry and I didn’t lose. I just wanted to see your joke because you could never find the second me.

20. See you I wanted to have sex with you the first time I laid eyes on you. Gentlemen call this love at first sight.

21. Rather than saying good night, I want to help you tuck yourself into bed.

22. When you are young, you will love someone for a few days and consider it your whole life; when you grow up, you will love someone for a few years before deciding whether it is suitable.

23. The best feeling is when you are upset and someone comes to accommodate you.

24. Can you be my Monkey King, Monkey King, and I am Monk Tang? If I recite the curse again, complain about you again, drive you away again, ignore you again, you will still take the risk to save me, and still Even if you talk to me shamelessly, you still won’t hate me, and you will still accompany me until the end.

25. Why bother to forget it? Is it because I think he is not cruel enough, or I blame myself for not being stupid enough.

26. I am obviously proud, but I bend down for you.

27. You are the decadence that I can’t get rid of in half my life, and the wishful thinking that I can’t forget even in my wasted years.

28. The things that can be lost are not yours, the love that is missed is not your fate, and the lover who stays with you halfway is not your final destination.

29. You don’t have to express your sadness, but you can endure it silently in your heart and then slowly forget it.

30. I have been hurt, neglected, forgotten, and abandoned by you, but I still love you today. Am I stupid?

31. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but before the exam, others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

32. This south wall for me It was a collision, and you can't pick it up if you lose it. The place where I fell the hardest is where I start again. This is my feeling, I can clean it up myself.

33. I heard that you never came back, and her room has been empty since then. Some people passed by and some said goodbye. Everyone in this town is waiting for someone who will not stay.

34. Those times forgotten by you gradually grew into a thorn, piercing deeply into my heart.

35. Alcohol is just an excuse for yourself, trying to hide behind the drunkenness, shedding your own tears and talking to yourself.

36. Time is like water, passing by impermanently. Happy moments always go by in such a hurry. Those figures that have not had time to be collected have already disappeared in the passage of time. Silent memories will hide those hidden in time. Smiles blend into the sighs, letting the dancing longings bloom in the mulberry field where things and people are different: the allure of flowers is fragrant with the fleeting season, and the longings gradually spread in the passing time: some familiar scenes, familiar pictures, The light melancholy melody and the intoxicating and confusing fragrance evoke the vast memories of the past in this season full of temptation.

37. When I woke up, nothing in the room had changed, only the time had changed.

38. I still like you very much, like a teddy in heat, day and night.

39. We have all passed the age of hearing about love. One day, you will not need vigorous love. All you want is someone who will not leave you. He will give you love when you are cold. Give you a coat, give you a cup of hot water when your stomach feels uncomfortable, give you a hug when you are sad, just stay with you all the time, not just say I love you more all day long, but seriously never leave. In the end, the person you love will eventually lose to the person who treats you well.

40. The advantage of liking a distant person is probably that he will always be the best in your memory, and he can always give you silent but powerful comfort when you are sad. Romantic love words, I want to be with you for the rest of my life, 1000 words

☆. If you really love someone, you will not be tired. As long as she is good and she is happy, that is enough.

☆. Just keep it simple. Life is like tea. Pick it up and put it down, just keep it simple.

☆. Now I understand, I am relieved, and I have even forgotten. From now on, you can live the life you want and live freely for yourself. Don’t force it, don’t pretend, just be the free and easy me that I am.

☆. Painful experience, cruel life, too much helplessness, too much sadness. If you can afford it, you can let it go. If you can afford it, you can afford it. If you can let it go, you want to let it go. People and things, but I can’t let go of the people and things that are at the top of my heart. Who can be drunk with me? I know that life is not easy every year and I cherish it.

☆. In fact, my life is really very tiring. , still tired now. No reason can be found. Accept your fate.

☆. True feelings are not afraid of no contact. They will always be at ease and missed.

☆. This passage touches my heart. When I am in difficulty, my relatives and friends You, love me and comfort me, this love! I will never forget it

☆、Silly waiting! What you are waiting for is to be separated for a while

☆. Because you are too stubborn and don’t want everyone to see your crying side, so no one will know the pain in your heart

☆. Sometimes I really want to cry and get drunk. But I didn’t dare to cry, let alone get drunk. Because I know that no one will care about me even if I cry my eyes out, and no one will take care of me even if I am drunk enough to fall into a coma. So I endured it without crying or getting drunk

☆. People who care about you will not make you cry, and people who can make you cry will not care about you.

☆. When the leaves fall, some trees feel distressed. I cry, who will feel distressed?

☆. The person you feel sorry for will never know that you feel sorry for her. All your tolerance is a joke to her.

☆. You don’t need to show it to anyone. People who don’t care about you won’t care what you do, so cry for yourself and be the best version of yourself after you release it! !

☆. Take good care of yourself, don’t be too pushy, love yourself well and cheer for yourself

☆. You promised to never leave, but where are you now? Don't mistake your oath for a lie.

☆. Keep all the past in your heart, be kind to yourself, let yourself go, and feel sorry for yourself.

☆. No one hurts me when I cry, so no one can rely on me, and no one cares if I am in pain. Feel the pain yourself, bear the pain yourself

☆. The rainbow after the rain is more beautiful, and the smile after injury will be more unforgettable.

☆. From now on, you must love yourself well. I love you and hurt you. My dear, I really know that you care about me. I miss you, do you know