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1. I hope I can catch up with the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime.

It turns out that the ambulance is called "ambulance" in English. The Chinese pronunciation is: you can't die, just remember it at once!

Come on, have you seen the wife in the old woman's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? Therefore, it is understandable that there is no money in the bra and wallet!

I have settled down your brother since I met your sister.

The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

6. There is a bad guy in the world. His name is Exam and his son is Grade. Father and son often provoke feelings between my parents and me.

7. Spring is the season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

8. People say that you are mentally ill, but I disagree, because if you are mentally ill, you must first have a brain.

9. You can't compete with animals. If you lose, you are worse than an animal. Iron, you are like an animal; You won. You are worse than an animal.

10. It's going to be a big responsibility for Sri Lanka, so you must steal its QQ, seal its Weibo, take its computer and take its mobile phone, so concentrate on your studies so that it can fail!

1 1. Jobs died when the iphone5 was about to be released, Jackson died when the concert was about to be held, Paul died when Speed and furious 7 was about to be released, and the exam was about to take place ... Take care, teacher.

12. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.

13. Primary school: Hey, what are your math mistakes? Junior high school: Well, how much did you get right in math? High school: Fuck, how many lines did you write in math?

14. I am not a fruit orange. Shake it if you want, not iced tea. I don't have another bottle. People who lose me will never lose.

15. Today is a holiday, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekend is different. To sum up, a holiday is just like farting.

16. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil!

17. Yuanyang drowned in the water; Fly with me, and everyone falls to death.

18. Twinkling stars and foxes everywhere.

19. Murphy's theorem is a saying in China: the chain is broken at the critical moment.

20. Someone asked, "What does your friend say to you that usually moves you?" I thought about it and said, "I'll pay."

2 1. Yue Lao, the red line is always broken. Can we change the wire?

22. Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

23. "Close the mode of eating goods and officially open the mode of learning hegemony!" Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature. ...

24. I am dead and have something to burn; Small things arouse the soul, big things dig graves; If you see the line, it is purely corpse change; Really miss me, come down and find me.

The greatest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

It took me a long time to buy a mobile phone, and I realized that my words were so valuable.

27. The difference between Sherlock Holmes and Conan: Sherlock Holmes "goes where the dead go" and Conan "goes where the dead go".

28. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

29. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

30. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if you rob my object, you will die long ago.

3 1. Some men are like Bluetooth. As soon as you leave, look for other equipment.

32. When taking a bath in summer, I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

33. He quarreled with her. When he went out, he shouted, "Come back again and be a grandson!" " Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, "Grandma, I'm coming to see you!" " "

34. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

35. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to break the seal in the name of Xueba.

36. If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

37. Don't be afraid that your enemies are like tigers, but your teammates are like pigs!

38. If I don't wash my hair, it will stink to death.

39. The phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the short message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

40. I have the heart to learn, but I have a failed life.