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I'll talk when you get here.

1, I thought I would see you before school, but I won't miss you when I get to school.

We will be together in the next life. If you don't come, I won't be old.

3. Leave the miracle to others. I have you.

Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

Can we further sublimate our revolutionary friendship?

6. You are afraid, so am I.. I haven't said what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of everything about you.

7. Life without you is like a walking corpse. A cigarette and a glass of wine are not important.

8. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye, if she doesn't abandon me, I will run to you.

9. No matter how tired, bitter and painful you are, it's just to make you like me.

10, tell you a story, which is very long, so I'll make a long story short, I miss you.

1 1. The two warmest words in the world are good night from your mouth.

12, if you like it, I like you, if you don't like it, I have an unrequited love, will you?

13. When I met you, I fell into a dream and never wanted to wake up again.

15, the most romantic and selfish words in the world are: you are mine alone.

If love wants, I can no longer appear, if you want.

First, if you have done something for others, don't remind them of your contribution afterwards. If someone has shared his weakness with you out of trust, don't attack them afterwards to prove your strength. This is a noble move. Anne baby

Second, one of the signs of maturity is to know how to ridicule, not only to ridicule the world, but also to ridicule yourself. Don't be opinionated, don't get to the bottom of it, don't make trouble without reason, don't try to change others, and don't demand others by your own moral standards. Learn to understand strange things and appreciate them. In short, learn to be casual and be inclusive.

Third, the best love allows you to constantly improve yourself without losing yourself.

Fourth, in fact, the distance between heaven and hell is not as big as people think, not far at all, just in women's hearts. One person can send you to heaven, and one person can send you to hell. After reading this sentence, many people will think that others let them go to heaven or hell. Actually, I mean yourself. Bi Shumin

5. The so-called life is to cry and understand and grow up with a smile.

Six, just to mature, but also to grow old, time, so useless.

Seven, when you can hold hands, please don't shoulder to shoulder; Please don't hold hands when you can hug. Please don't say goodbye when you can fall in love; With love, please don't touch ambiguity.

Eight, love is not looking for similarity, but learning to respect differences.

Nine, at the end of every dead end, there is another dimension of the sky, forcing you to fly when there is no way out, that is a miracle.

When I was young, I didn't know what kind of life I wanted, but I always knew what kind of life I didn't want. Those predictable, weighed and calculated secular lives don't appeal to me. What I want is not success, but seeing the miracle of life.

Eleven, people should not be a still life inserted in a vase for people to watch, but should be the rhythm of dancing with the wind spreading on the grassland. Life is not an arrangement, but a pursuit. The meaning of human beings may never be answered, but we should enjoy this unanswered life. Woolf

Twelve, at any time, a person should not be a slave to their emotions, should not make all actions subject to their emotions, but should in turn control their emotions. No matter how bad the situation is, you should try to control your environment and save yourself from the darkness.

Thirteen, life is like taking a train, no matter how beautiful the scenery will retreat. The passing time and the people you meet will eventually drift away, and it will always be you who move forward.

Fourteen, if you hurt and betray a person you once loved seriously for some reasons that you think are irresistible, then after that, you will have no time to take care of this relationship. You doubt yourself. How dark is your body to destroy a person and a relationship with your own hands. Regret afterwards, and then save it, and you will suffer for life.

Fifteen, love is a matter of two people, if you are still persistent, entangled, painful rolling. Over time, you will find that you dug the hole yourself, and all the people buried under it are youth.

I'm sorry that you have been here.

Seventeen, a person, a city, a lifetime of heartache.

Eighteen, in this world, nothing must break up because of love. When he says such a thing, you can slap his mouth, because it is the meanest excuse. The important characteristics of love are selfishness and possession. When he loves you, he will only take you for himself and can't give up. So people who like you but can't be together are just ambiguous, and those who love you and want to leave are all shirking their responsibilities.

Nineteen, I am a peach blossom with a heart, and I want you to be lush enough.

Everyone is in a bad mood sometimes. Emotions can be controlled, but tears don't lie; You can convince others, but you can't comfort yourself. Want to find a strong reason, but how to laugh off a lot of pain; Some loathe to give up, can only be placed in the bottom of my heart; Some people can't help but forget. I want to have a comfortable harbor, but how many people really understand you?

Twenty-one, if love is willing, I can no longer appear, if you like.

22. I only hope that when I am unhappy, he can make me feel that he will always be with me, not comforting anything, just hugging me, hugging me, hugging me and saying that he will always love me.

If you are angry, make a hullabaloo about. If you are sad, you will cry.

1, you give someone you care about a knife; If you let anyone near you, you will open your armor. So don't be hasty when you are sincere, and don't be greedy when you are looking for friends. Otherwise, you will be stabbed all over.

He who seeks happiness in the world is the most unfortunate person in the world. Don't blindly compare, happiness is always there. Don't lose yourself and grow up with confidence; Don't beg for happiness, self-esteem grows; Not greedy, content with Changle; Don't be too vain and carefree; Love, although you can't say how much you have paid, you can't get it if you are not prepared to pay.

If you are angry, you shout. If you are sad, you will cry. If you love it, you express it. Like it, pursue it.

You won't laugh over and over again because of the same joke, but why do you cry over and over again because of the same thing?

5, along the way, lost the bag, how to pick it up. At this time, you and I are like porters. There are many ways to choose from in life. Choose one, go on, and you will meet people and scenery on this road. Choosing another one is a completely different scenery and people. If you are unhappy, find a corner to cry. You don't need sympathy. Dear yourself, learn to control your emotions.

6, relax, look down, the pain of life comes from living too clearly. Be a simple person, put aside worldly troubles, leave a place for your heart and do what you like; Be a simple person, drink water when thirsty, sleep when sleepy, laugh when happy, and cry when sad.

7. When you are in a dilemma between your feelings and others' opinions, you should choose to do what makes you happy.

8. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more. A lot of things, if you stick to it, you will survive. Don't envy others, not everyone is so perfect, but you don't see it. No matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep walking, your scenery will eventually appear. Life is a long struggle. Some people laugh at the beginning, while others win in the end. Fate doesn't care for anyone, it depends on how long you can chase and how long you persist.

9. Time doesn't really help us solve any problems, but it just makes the problems that we couldn't figure out before unimportant.

10, put down the pressure and live a relaxed life; Let go of troubles and live happily; Let go of inferiority and live confidently; Let go of laziness and live a full life; Let go of negativity and live successfully; Let go of complaining and live comfortably; Let go of hesitation and live smartly; Let go of narrowness and live comfortably. In this world, some things don't need to be cared about, and some things must be emptied.

If you are willing to be my wife

From this moment on, I will only love you, love you forever, and have only you in my heart forever. If you are willing to be my wife, I will cook your favorite meal for you every day, and strive to cultivate myself into the best chef and make you look like a pig. If you are willing to be my wife, I will accompany you anywhere. I am willing to be your shopping basket and help you carry your big bags when you visit the supermarket. I'm willing to be your personal bodyguard when I travel, and I promise I won't hurt you at all.

If you are willing to be my wife, I will hold your hand to meet my parents. Let them meet my only and eternal treasure-you-their daughter-in-law.

If you are willing to be my wife, I will always be with you when you are sick and most in need of care. Be your nurse and feed you medicine; Be your nanny, stew my best love chicken soup for you, and let you get better soon.

If you are willing to be my wife, I will use my arm as your umbrella in rainy days to keep you from getting wet.

If you are willing to be my wife, I will put on the most beautiful white gauze for you and make you the most beautiful bride in the world.

If you are willing to be my wife, I will try my best to make money. Although I can't give you Jinshan Yinshan, I will let you live a rich life, you, me, our son-our happy home.

If you are willing to be my wife, I will always keep it in mind, push away unnecessary entertainment and go home with you early. Because you are lonely without me, I don't want you to be lonely, and I don't want you to be scared because I'm late.

If you are willing to be my wife, I will always remember the day when we walked on the red carpet, that happy moment. I will make you a beautiful bride again on that day every year, send you the most beautiful red roses and say, wife. I love you.

If you are willing to be my wife, then you are my wife and I am your husband. Wife+husband = perfect and happy home = happy life.