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Silence is dirt, low-key is sand. Tell me about it.

1, I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

The first step to turn your dream into reality is to be sober.

4. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold.

In the era of soaring prices, only wages should change constantly.

6. Your mouth is really poisonous. Did you grow up drinking pesticides?

7, a man who will cheat, ballet must be beautiful.

8, buying Japanese goods is helpless, buying domestic products is fearless.

9. Why don't you wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.

10, if one day the clown cries, you won't think he is joking.

1 1, I held out three fingers and said, I'll give you five words: nonsense.

12, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Is it true that girls use Dabao?

13. Seeing that your sentence is immortal reminds me of Dong Fangbubai.

14, I miss you so much, but you are sleeping.

15. You can watch advertisements, but don't buy anything advertised.

16, don't shock me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

17, you said you were cold, but I am actually colder than you.

18, people don't want you, why do you have a crush on a morning glory?

19, I said to Tian Xiaotian from the horizontal knife: Stop it.

Although wrestling hurts, it doesn't hurt so much to see others fall together.

2 1, behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

22. Looking at the back will fascinate thousands of troops, and looking at the face will scare off millions of soldiers.

23. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

24, calm and natural, and naturally thin without money.

25. Beating is pro, scolding is love, and fighting and killing is love.

26. Life is like a candle, which burns from the top to the end and is always bright.

27. lower the national flag and raise me.

28, benefactor, if you dare to bully being original, it is a disgrace to Jesus.

29. There is nothing wrong with illness and money.

30, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I went.

3 1, I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

32, don't say that my brain is sick, the premise of brain disease is that I have a brain.

33. Women, showing wisdom is sexier than showing thighs.

34. Silence is soil, low-key is sand, and silence and low-key are soil and sand.

Spending money is as simple as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

36. It's not that I'm turning the corner, it's that your brain cells are failing.

37. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you sit down as a specimen.

38. This wind is really obscene, and it dried my lips.

39. If you break my red line, I will break you.

40. I saw a girl in the street, and her black silk was almost white.