A collection of humorous and personalized sentences

A collection of humorous and personalized sentences

1. Don’t count stars based on your IQ, just count the moon

2. People who care about me when they see me sad , they are all the people I love

3. If you turn around and leave after the breakup, I will immediately call 120 for you and take you to the hospital

4. Good friends should have the same blessings Xiang, you see I’m so poor, can you help me?

5. A man doesn’t have to be handsome or romantic, but he must love his wife

6. Never fall. Are you a soft persimmon if you can't stand up after a fall?

7. How do you want me to believe that you are losing weight when you look so rich?

8. Marrying a wife just for the sake of losing weight Continuing the family line and being gay is the true love in the world

9. There will always be people in your life. I don’t understand that the one you should love most is yourself

10. The most annoying thing is just getting into bed. , I found that I forgot to turn off the lights

11. The best way to maintain a lover is to cherish the person in front of you

12. Don’t put so much pressure on yourself, and start living a peaceful life from now on

14. You can pack up your decadent emotions, pack up your love and get out

15. Some people are destined to be your virus, and some people are destined to be your sneezes

16. Being young means struggling with yourself over and over again

17. I won’t mind if you don’t love me, but I’ll be a little unhappy if you play tricks on me

18. But no matter how sure you are, I will only give you one chance to choose

19. Find friends when you are lonely, find best friends when you are lonely, a person’s life is the most exciting

20. When everyone leaves you, have you ever thought that it is all because you are too selfish

21. If you are given a choice, either stay or go back

< p> 22. It’s not that I don’t want to give up. If my heart dies, can I still live?

23. The most splendid but the most unbearable thing is other than youth

24 , I am a man, but there will still be people who love me, what can you do to me?

25. I would be surprised if I don’t annoy you to death if I let you know all my news

26. No matter who is in your heart, I will love you without hesitation

27. If the teacher hadn’t said you shouldn’t use swear words, I would have scolded you for everything.

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29. I would be willing to do all that in exchange for you disappearing from my eyes

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30. I will not let you down, as long as you can be content with the status quo

31. The relationship between a man and a woman always starts with a little ambiguity before there is love

32. Sister is a strong person, I am afraid only you will believe it

33. Doing something regardless of the consequences, only to find out later that this is not my style

< p> 34. No matter how smooth your life is, you can give my sister a try

35. You said that you would marry me after surviving the youth and frivolity; I want to say, can you survive it?

36. People will always make mistakes. If you don’t make mistakes, how will you grow?

37. Living is painful. If it doesn’t hurt, how will you know that you are alive?

38. If you can’t accept my bad temper, you are not qualified to accept my efforts

39. Since I can’t go back to the past, I will start from scratch to compile my own Idol drama

40. Let me see how long you can tolerate my unreasonableness

41. I want you to regret what you have done and you have to pay the price for it

42. Sister is a rare product made in China and will never be sold cheaply. Your money can only be used to buy wild flowers

43. Maybe you are just talking, but please remember this. Girl

44. Teacher, there are too many handsome guys and beauties in our class, so I have no intention of studying

45.

The girl embarked on a journey, met a noble man, and thought about her lover in her dream

46. You can’t see me when I am so close to you, are you blind?

47. You don’t know how to cherish the person who is waiting for you, I think you will regret it sooner or later

48. This cruel love is not betrayal, but the deepest indifference of love

49. I would rather be a man among men than play with my brains among women

50. The more you like someone, the less you know how to express your humorous and funny personality to him.

A collection of humorous and funny personality quotes

1. Neighbors who do not encrypt are good neighbors.

2. When the relationship is weak, don’t you put salt in it?

3. In fact, I am not fat, I am just swollen by life.

4. Master, please give up on this idea. The poor monk loves the Taoist priest.

5. I like to see you looking down on me and not being able to kill me.

6. I didn’t intend to be different, but how could I have outstanding taste!

7. I am a little bee, busy picking flowers all day long.

8. If I die one day, I will engrave on my tombstone "Playing Mahjong, Three Missing One".

9. I finally understand why military training requires turning left and right, because it allows for even tanning.

10. Summer vacation and I were holding hands, but there was a dog called homework in the middle.

11. Since ancient times, no one has died.

12. Tang Seng is so awesome, he was caught in every episode.

13. The most annoying thing in the world is not playing the piano to a cow, but a group of people playing cotton to you.

14. You and Me, an inspirational and nonsensical comedy drama about friendship and best friends.

15. It is the same as cultivating the Tao, but the difference is that you are cultivating the righteous path, while I am cultivating the path of spectatorship.

16. There are always a few crazy women who are friends I can’t abandon.

17. The small earth is very safe and does not need Superman.

18. If I can’t cure your heart disease, my veterinary certificate will be regarded as a white collar.

19. Don’t look at my face, think of yourself as a palette.

20. In a word, if you want to succeed, you must first be crazy and simple-minded and rush forward!

21. You don’t need a girl, and I don’t need a boy.

22. Today is my birthday, an international great man. Comrades, don’t be infatuated with me. I won’t refuse birthday gifts, haha!

23. When the left eye jumps, peach blossoms bloom, and when the right eye jumps, chrysanthemums bloom.

24. My style is: If I don’t do something, I won’t stop doing it. If I make you fall in love with me, I will withdraw.

25. I struggle with three things every day. I can’t get up in the morning, I can’t sleep at night, and I regret not going to bed earlier last night.

26. If there is a car accident, I will either die or lose my memory.

27. As long as the sunshine is good, the photo pixels will naturally be high!

28. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

29. If I don’t go to hell, can you go to hell for me?

30. The person riding the white horse may not necessarily be the prince, but may also be the groom.

31. The homework has not been touched, and the teeth have not been moved, yah ah ah ah...

32. When you can’t read anymore, take out the mirror and say silently: I have grown like this. Read well.

33. When a person is about to graduate, his words are also good.

34. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.

35. I can’t keep up with the times. Others say you meet love around the corner, but I’m afraid of a car accident around the corner.

36. I don’t want to die. To put it nicely, it means cherishing life, but to say it worse, it means being greedy for life and afraid of death.

37. Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes. To be honest, I just like wearing my brothers’ clothes.

38. If they are all water, why bother pretending to be alcohol? If they are all perverts, why bother pretending to be sheep!

39. I spend all my time losing weight except eating, and you still say I don’t have perseverance?

40. Master, when you put on this cassock, you will become my disciple. Talk about the most humorous and funny personality

1. If you go out to hang out, your wife will have to change sooner or later!

2. I forgot to take my medicine today, which scared my friends.

3. How long a mouse can live depends on the cat’s mood.

4. If you don’t hope or have extravagant expectations, there will be no disappointment.

5. Give me a fulcrum and I can pry your girlfriend away.

6. The examination room is like a battlefield. Either you die or I die.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, but I laugh at others for being so cold.

8. People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. Men are afraid of being poor, and women are afraid of being fat.

9. The sky leaves no traces of birds, but I have flown by!

10. It is a virtue for a woman to have no talent. I think I am too wicked.

11. When I want to find someone to admire, I will look in the mirror.

12. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.

13. When treating you as a human being, please try to be humane, okay?

14. If I don’t carry a schoolbag, I can be even with you.

15. You said you would ask me for advice wherever you go from now on. I smiled happily.

16. Wealth cannot be immoral, poverty cannot be moved, and power cannot be subdued.

17. My internet speed has become much faster since you stopped chatting with me.

18. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

19. Two people who are too similar either love each other very much or hurt each other.

20. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

21. Why are you standing on the refrigerator? I want to become cold and cold

22. The real showman dares to face the face that has no thickness.

23. If you really want to find me, how come I don’t reply to you?

24. A woman said to a man: Come to my house and I will feed you.

25. My class has two plastic bags, and they fill them all day long.

26. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

27. Others look good when they smile, but you look funny.

28. Warm reminder: Your balance during the National Day holiday is insufficient, please top up as soon as possible.

29. Men never regret getting married, they just regret not marrying another woman.

30. For singles, Valentine’s Day is like an aunt, it hurts every time it comes.

31. It’s only been 20 days since the winter vacation! It takes 33 days to lose love these days.

32. Why do I have tears in my eyes? Because yawn loves me deeply.

33. If we don’t go crazy, school will start. If we don’t do our homework, we will be finished.

34. The National Day goes so fast like a tornado, and I don’t even have time to write my homework.

35. When others start to call you crazy, you are not far from success.

36. Play seriously when you play, and sleep seriously when you study. Is this the same for you?

37. God said there should be light, but I said I opposed it, so there was darkness in the world.

38. The days of growing old together are filled with colorful light because of the presence of friends.

39. To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to take care of yourself!

40. Never hang yourself on a tree. You can try several times on the surrounding trees.

41. Don’t think that God has abandoned you. That’s because God has no time to care about you.

42. Some people persist to the end, some persist to the bottom, and some persist to Detroit.

43. Tomorrow comes tomorrow. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

44. Girl, don’t be stupid, the man who loves you most in the world has already married your mother.

45. As soon as the school bell rang, a large group of children rushed out of the classroom like the wind.

46. The Buddha said that as long as you have a lesson in your heart, you will not skip class wherever you go. I had an epiphany.

47. Do you eat fat to express your determination to lose weight? Using prostitutes to show chastity? (Mo Zhixu)

48. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, it feels like running naked.

49. Ever since I set the alarm clock to worry, I have been crawling out of bed every day and have never been late.

50. If my life were a TV series, you would be an advertisement halfway through.

51. Keep your original warmth and sunshine. This is what attracted me the most in the first place.

52. When someone pretends to be cool, I will lower my head. It’s not that I’m shy, I’m looking for a brick!

53. When your hair reaches your waist, I will activate my double swords, cross slash and run wild, and take away all your long hair!

54. If something cannot be retained, throw it as far away as possible. It may bounce back after hitting something.

55. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

56. I just want to carry this love that has nothing to do with anyone or anything with me until the end of my life.

57. Master, just obey me! After a long, long time, Master, please spare me!

58. What you learn in the first year of high school is stupid money. What you don’t learn in the second year of high school is stupid money. In the third year of high school, everyone knows how to learn stupid money.

59. I have eight honors on the left and eight shames on the right. They are represented on the waist and harmony is on the chest. People who stand in the way kill people, and Buddhas who stand in the way kill the Buddha!

60. Should we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand into the sunset, so that we can grow old together?

61. I don’t wrestle with pigs for two reasons: first, it makes me dirty, and second, it makes the pig happy. .

62. If important things are said three times, then important days should be celebrated three times. Can we have three weeks off during the National Day?

63. Let me tell you again from my personal experience that you must not touch your mobile phone when doing homework, otherwise it will be like eating Xuanmai!

64. They say that eating fish makes you smart, but I have eaten so much fish and I am not smart. Just, just, just a little fatter.

65. I am dead and I will burn paper if I have something to do. Small things stir up souls, big things dig graves. If you really miss me, come down and stay with me. If it comes online, it will be a pure transformation!

66. Ten miles of spring breeze, fifty miles, a hundred miles, papaya stewed with pear, cheese corn kernels, chicken sauce and mashed potatoes are not as good as you, they are all not as good as you.

67. I saw a child playing CF and found that he was blowing hard on the computer screen. When I took a closer look, I told him that smoke bombs cannot be blown away.

68. The tragedy of life is that after a night of hard work and beautiful dreams, you can’t remember them all when you wake up the next morning!

69. Love is care, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, the sweetness of memories, the inseparability, and the longing for my lover who makes my heart tremble in the morning and dusk. How are you?

70. If there are difficulties, we should help. If there are no difficulties, we should help. In front of a beautiful woman, it is revised to: If there is danger, you should save it; if there is no danger, you should save it if there is danger.

71. A lover will eventually become a piece of meat, and a pig will appear in the eyes of the lover. If the love between two people lasts for a long time, it will not be about pork, pork and meat. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and a pig with a tail on earth.

72. I have been so poor recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed buns. If you want to eat flatbread, flatten the steamed buns. If you want to eat noodles, use a comb to comb the steamed buns a few times.

73. Those who have money and face are called male gods, those who have money but no face are called husbands, and those who have face but no money are called Lan Yan. As for those who have no money and no face, I’m sorry for the painful realization that you are a good person!

74. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than freeze to death in the heat. It was not until I was frozen to death today that I understood that the promise of beauty is too young.

75. Everyone’s destiny is different, and the time of falling in love will also vary. As long as I do it with all my heart, what I can do is: I will let my love accompany you as you grow old slowly. go.

76. Dear Santa Claus, I don’t want candy, I don’t want chocolate, and I don’t want new clothes. Please put my boyfriend in my big sock on Christmas Eve. Make sure your head is outside. Thanks.

77. Smoking, drinking, playing mahjong, and falling in love with people online. I'll accompany you crazy, I'll accompany you, I'll accompany you until dawn. I've had injections, I've had powder, I've had kisses in the middle of the street. I take a bath, blow bubbles, and sleep with my wife in my arms.

78. Women’s outlook on development: hang out with handsome men, have sex with generous men, chat with talented men, flirt with wealthy men, flatter powerful men, sleep with romantic men, and be honest Men get married.

79. Recently, there has been a lot of talk on campus about someone who fell asleep in the toilet. Whenever I heard someone say something, I would quietly come over. Either we like to join in the fun, or we just want to hear it. That night I slept What happened after that.

80. Girls all say that I am a good person, but love does not seek me out; girls all say that he is bad, and they rush to love him; now girls are so strange, saying that he is bad is love; you say it is strange Not surprising, should I learn to be bad?

81. Revealing the biggest lie in history. I have small breasts. I am proud of myself. I save fabrics for the country. Big breasts are leaking out without fabric. Small breasts should be covered up or thickened. Cotton, otherwise stuffed and padded, what a waste! A complete list of funny personalities with sharp tongues and humor

1. Summer comes quietly and drives a tractor over you, crushing you to death and not letting you breathe.

2. When time and patience have become a luxury, we can only rely on zodiac signs to understand each other.

3. A hero becomes angry for beauty, and a beauty smiles for money.

4. Spring is here, and some people are also showing signs of spring.

5. If you smile too much, you will naturally become skinny.

6. There are thousands of Chinese people, if this doesn’t work, we have to change it.

7. We are not suitable for each other, and we are reluctant to be together. I hope you can find someone who loves you more, and I hope you will be happier!

8. Diaosi will eventually counterattack, and fungus will never regain its fans.

9. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say: Damn, didn’t you tell me earlier?

10. Have you noticed, those People who don't like you are very ugly.

11. Summer vacation homework flies into the sky, flies underground, flies all over the sky, and flies into the garbage dump.

12. Today, the leader came to inspect the company. All those grandsons pounced on me like a bunch of pugs, but I was the only one who knelt down.

13. The most outrageous sentence I have ever heard in history is that his eldest uncle and second uncle are women! ! Haha

14. Growing old together is just a matter of dyeing your hair and knocking out a few teeth.

15. When you are in a bad mood, take the bus and sit behind someone with long hair to get a haircut

16. I am so ordinary, don’t leave me in the crowd

< p> 17. After all, this is not a society where people love bitches, so you’d better restrain yourself.

18. During class, someone passed a note to someone. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him. It said: Are you there?

19. I want to be a female gangster in mind, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance, and a Transformer in mind!

20. The company’s shamelessness is always beyond employees’ imagination.

21. Wearing a pair of slippers and a mask means three things.

22. I smile from side to side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

23. It’s not just female dicks who wear their bras outside, it might also be Crayon Shin-chan.

24. This book is so beautiful that I have been reluctant to read it.

25. If I were just an advertisement in your life, I would also choose to appear during prime time.

26. If the sky has feelings, the sky will also grow old. If she doesn’t love me, I will worry about myself.

27. Whose name was carved on the table? How are you now?

28. Both homebound and rotten, the future is uncertain.

29. Crying can solve the sadness, and laughing can relieve the mood.

30. The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you do.

31. In the countryside, the rooster crows in the morning, but in the city, the rooster crows in the evening!

32. The length of life does not matter, but I want to live a brilliant life, eat it all, use it up, and be healthy!

33. Now I feel that not running out the next day after washing my hair is a waste of resources

34. I can’t hug you with a brick in one hand, how can I protect you if I put down the brick?

35. The reason why relationships are bleak is that usually one person is begging and the other is unwilling to give. . . -

36. Xi: [I am a weirdo who can’t even get into my own heart]

37. Only when there is concern in the heart can life be strong.

38. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope.

39. Valentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, it’s best to have a typhoon and blow away a pair.

40. In the shower ~ no spectators allowed! ! ^_^

41. Things that can be taken away are not things.

42. A priest who doesn’t want to be an abbot is not a good priest!

43. The virus seems to have fallen in love with my computers, and I can’t bear to tear them apart