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How to send a circle of friends when you are green?

1, squander my feelings with your ignorance. I won't keep the second-hand goods, but I will definitely get rid of them, because they have become garbage and social scum!

2. Just after the New Year, I am not happy at this time! Because I had a strange dream last night! In my dream, I was lying on the green grass and wearing green clothes. Passers-by also threw coins on the ground in front of me!

3. Brother Tian, the cuckold is good. Summer can keep out the sun, winter can keep out the wind and snow.

4. The tortoise laughed at the weasel and said, "Sneaking around is stealing chickens and touching dogs." The weasel said, "You'd better mind your own business!" Wearing a green hat and laughing at others all day. " .

5. Dark orange eyes, brown hair, wearing a funny green hat, cat ears, a gold earring in the left ear and two tails.