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Taoyuan Sanjieyi _650 words
(The curtain rises) Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei walk into the Peach Blossom Garden.
Liu Bei: (Peach blossoms are flying all over the sky, like fairy skirt sleeves. ) Zhang Ge and Guan Ge see that this Peach Blossom Garden is so beautiful, it is better to become sworn brothers here!
Guan Yu: (laughs) Well, that's what I thought.
Zhang Fei: Since you two think alike, I'm fine with it. Ok, let's settle Jin Lan here. Somebody, bring up the sacrifice quickly.
(Several family members carry sacrifices)
Liu Bei: (kneeling and raising a glass) Come on, let's read the oath together! I, Liu Bei, the word Xuande.
Guan Yu: (kneeling and raising a glass) I'm Guan Yu, with a long word.
Zhang Fei: (kneeling and raising his glass) I'm Zhang Fei.
Liu Bei Guan Yu Zhang Fei: (burning incense and worshipping) I miss Liu Bei Guan Yu Zhang Fei. Although brothers of the opposite sex, they will go to help the poor together. Serve your country, rest in peace. I don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, I just want to die on the same day in the same year After heaven and earth, you can learn this heart. Infidelity, the slaughter of heaven and man.
Zhang Shiping: (on the mountain) Look, Brother Su, this is a stone I found. Isn't it beautiful?
My hand slipped and fell off.
Voice-over: The stone happened to touch the canned bottle, and the canned bottle touched the big stone, and the stone hit Liu Bei on the head.
Liu Bei: (screaming) Ah!
Guan Yu: (looking back) Brother, we have taken an oath. What oath is this?
(with a look of panic)
Guan Yu: Big Brother! (Take out a knife and commit suicide)
(Zhang Fei knocked Guan Yu off with his hand)
Zhang Shiping: No, I hit someone. Help sb. (Picking up Liu Bei and running to the hospital)
(Zhang Fei picks up Guan Yu and runs to the hospital)
Liu Bei: (opens his eyes) Where am I?
Zhang Shiping: I hurt you in the hospital. To apologize, I decided to give you fifty horses, five hundred and twenty pieces of silver and one thousand pounds of wrought iron. Sorry (say that finish, leave in a hurry)
Liu Bei: Brother, can you do it again? He cured my spine and got a thank-you gift! Hee hee!
Voice-over: After Liu Bei and Guan Yu were discharged from the hospital, the three men, Qi Xin, worked together and kept their word, thus opening up a new world.
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Li Zhonghang, Class 1, Grade 1, No.2 Middle School, Anda City, Heilongjiang Province
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