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Taoyuan Sanjieyi _650 words

(Background) Zhang Fei, Liu Bei and Guan Yu became brothers in Taoyuan where flowers were in full bloom.

(The curtain rises) Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei walk into the Peach Blossom Garden.

Liu Bei: (Peach blossoms are flying all over the sky, like fairy skirt sleeves. ) Zhang Ge and Guan Ge see that this Peach Blossom Garden is so beautiful, it is better to become sworn brothers here!

Guan Yu: (laughs) Well, that's what I thought.

Zhang Fei: Since you two think alike, I'm fine with it. Ok, let's settle Jin Lan here. Somebody, bring up the sacrifice quickly.

(Several family members carry sacrifices)

Liu Bei: (kneeling and raising a glass) Come on, let's read the oath together! I, Liu Bei, the word Xuande.

Guan Yu: (kneeling and raising a glass) I'm Guan Yu, with a long word.

Zhang Fei: (kneeling and raising his glass) I'm Zhang Fei.

Liu Bei Guan Yu Zhang Fei: (burning incense and worshipping) I miss Liu Bei Guan Yu Zhang Fei. Although brothers of the opposite sex, they will go to help the poor together. Serve your country, rest in peace. I don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, I just want to die on the same day in the same year After heaven and earth, you can learn this heart. Infidelity, the slaughter of heaven and man.

Zhang Shiping: (on the mountain) Look, Brother Su, this is a stone I found. Isn't it beautiful?

My hand slipped and fell off.

Voice-over: The stone happened to touch the canned bottle, and the canned bottle touched the big stone, and the stone hit Liu Bei on the head.

Liu Bei: (screaming) Ah!

Guan Yu: (looking back) Brother, we have taken an oath. What oath is this?

(with a look of panic)

Guan Yu: Big Brother! (Take out a knife and commit suicide)

(Zhang Fei knocked Guan Yu off with his hand)

Zhang Shiping: No, I hit someone. Help sb. (Picking up Liu Bei and running to the hospital)

(Zhang Fei picks up Guan Yu and runs to the hospital)

Liu Bei: (opens his eyes) Where am I?

Zhang Shiping: I hurt you in the hospital. To apologize, I decided to give you fifty horses, five hundred and twenty pieces of silver and one thousand pounds of wrought iron. Sorry (say that finish, leave in a hurry)

Liu Bei: Brother, can you do it again? He cured my spine and got a thank-you gift! Hee hee!

Voice-over: After Liu Bei and Guan Yu were discharged from the hospital, the three men, Qi Xin, worked together and kept their word, thus opening up a new world.

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Li Zhonghang, Class 1, Grade 1, No.2 Middle School, Anda City, Heilongjiang Province