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1. "Your sister" is a good girl and has shared a lot of sadness for "your mother".

God is fair. Although ugly, I want to be beautiful!

Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing!

4. Growing up, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

Someone told me that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

6. What is the biggest shame in life-"I cheated and failed!"

7. Ruthless, I licked my fingers and cried.

8. It is not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but the Tang Priest. Tota is not necessarily a king, but a classical one.

9. The last person Jing M.Guo wants to meet is Jay Chou, because Jay Chou's first sentence when he meets him is short.

10. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China move and say sorry to you.

1 1. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

12. Everyone praised me for being virtuous and idle.

13. Countless times, clothes are scratched, no sparks!

14. What's it like to be short? Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me.

15. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to cut me.

16. School, although you can accept my people, you can never accept my heart.

17. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

18. I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.

19. Examination: The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

20. I didn't open the firewall for three days and raised a nest of Trojans. I think I've become a better person than Marvin.

2 1. The teacher said not to bring valuables to school. Actually, I think I'm valuable.

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

I'm not pretending to be a gentleman, although my integrity always looks suspicious.

24. Don't look at me as black, I am chased, don't look at you as white, you can't play.

25. Eat and drink, don't take things to heart. Both employers and employees don't insist on leaving and staying.

26. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

27. Being in a foreign land, I miss my relatives every time I spend money.

28. You should study hard, and you can't just eat by your face like me.

29. Don't smile at me like a pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

30. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, one class is longer than six.

3 1. I'm still lamenting the small waist in those days. Look at it now. I hate it in my spare time.

32. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

33. Everyone who loves to shake his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

34. What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a gushing spring? It means that if someone throws a drop of water at you, you throw it to death with a bucket of water.

I haven't lost weight because of your "take care" for so many years.

36. My ideal is simple: to have the body of Monkey and live the life of Bajie!

37. Traveling means going from one's own place to another.

38. I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

39. When you are sleepy because of your homework, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then I suddenly realized that I want to be a generation of wise kings.

40. When I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford a bicycle. I had to take a taxi to school.