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Humorous sentences that tease one's old age.

1. My mother has taught me since I was a child, and there is no end to learning.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

4. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.

6. Even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.

7. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

8. I looked up and saw that love was gone and the whole universe was crying.

9. When I got married, my friend gave me a big red envelope. When I opened it, there was nothing in it.

10, you must look carefully now, because there are too many men and women now!

1 1, I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

12, teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old?

13, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and tired.

14, I lost my life, where did I get a love life?

15, I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of superman. Mortals do not disturb.

16, I am really a playboy. Just finished the winter vacation, thinking about the summer vacation.

17, I am the most abnormal among abnormal people and the most abnormal among normal people.