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On Man's Money Reality
We didn't spend your money on school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old. -Classic talk about money
3, if you don't pick up the money, you will lose it!
I just patted my wallet, but it's nothing, I just hope it will swell up.
5. Raise your own pretty boy with your husband's money.
6. Money can buy many things, but it can't buy time and the past! ! !
7. I believe my life can't stop there. Talk about the classics of money. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future
8. When we are rich, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another.
9. It is difficult for the grandson to write the questions, and the son is strict in marking the papers. I can't, and the paper is wasted.
10, you are an idiot when you are happy and a madman when you are sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.
People, money and reality talk about feelings. 1. In the rich second generation, you didn't make money, but your father made money.
2. Men have money, everything and loneliness.
It is said that if a person has no money, he will be doomed to failure.
I believe my life can't stop there. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future.
5. Xinyu: Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.
6. The handsome guy was robbed by the post-80s, his position was occupied by the post-70s, and his money was earned by the post-60s. What else do we have after 90?
7. Make friends and pay for a dog.
8. It is difficult for the grandson to give a question, and the son is strict in approving papers. I can't, and the paper is wasted.
9. People are hard to talk, neither sweet nor long, nor have money.
10, I'm not crazy. Yes, I work hard to make money. Can I be your equal?
1 1. What's the use of wearing thirty thousand pieces of clothes? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.
12, I'm dying. I still have 30 cents. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.
13, I can live without a boyfriend and money, but I can't live without you. It is difficult to cross the sea.
14, I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.
15, a group of dogs around you are rich, and it is difficult to move without money.
16, I believe my life can't stop there. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future.
17, when we have money, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another.
18, school is like a watch, you can go to school if you pay.
19, money can buy many things, but it can't buy time and the past!
20. Look, Grandpa Mao gave me another dime.
People and money talk about hot text 2 1, and use her husband's money to raise her own gigolo.
22. Money is really a good thing, which can make people happy and sad.
23. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
24. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.
25. Money is kneeling in front of love, and love is kneeling before marriage.
26. Not all girls love money. Don't think I am vulgar.
27. If I am too lazy to explain your scolding, as if nothing had happened, it can only show that you are really not a dime important in my heart.
28. When money stood up and spoke, all the truths were silent.
29. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage. Domineering can't be less. Money is king, and living in this world is such a reality.
30. In the past, the sea was hardly water. A man should not cheat if he has no money.
3 1, you drink dichlorvos as cola, 80 cents 12 Jin of your head, right? Don't tell me about your social life. Sorry, I come from a valley.
I just slapped my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.
33. I sprained my ankle while sitting on the side of the road. Someone threw five dollars at me!
I worked hard for you for three years, and it only took him three days to squander his money on you.
35. A woman's excellence lies not in her appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.
Don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.
37. You laugh at me for having nothing, but I pity you for pretending with money.
38. I am an idiot when I am happy and a madman when I am sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.
39. If you don't pick up the money, you lose it!
40. No money, no heart, no feelings, and divorce.
Talk about reality, talk about yourself, talk about reality.
1. The old vows of love are like slaps. Every time you remember a word, you get a slap.
2. Ignoring others' feelings is selfish, and caring too much about others' feelings is self-abuse.
There is still a long way to go, and you will meet many people, so there is no need to worry about some people or things now.
Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you; Cry, you will cry alone.
5. If Cinderella's glass shoes really fit, how did they fall off? If the prince really loves her, how can he go to them with his shoes and forget her appearance?
6. Persistence is not that we are really strong enough, but that we have no choice. /Shuo Shuo/
7. Love is mostly unsuccessful, either because of the boredom of getting married or because of the sadness of not getting married.
8. I always thought that people are getting old slowly, but they are not. People get old in an instant.
9. People who used to think that the space was clean or deleted were cool, but now people who think that friends are piling up are really cool, useless links, outdated jokes, new love and old love. They don't care what happened in the past. They live in reality and look to the future. The real letting go is not to say it, but to tell others with a smile when memories come to mind one day.
10. Growth means turning everything into peace of mind and adjusting all emotions to silent mode.
1 1. What you like at first sight often has nothing to do with yourself.
12. There is no such thing as innocence in this world. You are deceiving yourself by admitting that you have never lied.
13. Pain is like a knife inserted in the chest, which not only hurts itself, but also splashes blood on others' faces.
14. You know you can do it, and others think you may be able to do it. Then, cut the crap and do it again. Other grievances are in vain. If you don't shine, don't blame others for their lack of vision.
15. In the eyes of others, your sadness is nothing but dust and dirt. About reality.
16. If your starting point is to please people, you should be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you will accomplish nothing.
17. All you need to pay is a little tenderness in your heart and a heart of stone from now on.
18. I used to think that sadness would lead to a lot of tears. It turns out that true sadness can't shed a tear. Everything will pass. That's how we live.
19. Life can't be as good as you think, but it can't be as bad as you think.
20. Death is one of the few things that can be accomplished by lying down.
2 1. People think they have everything, but they don't. What should happen will happen, and the past will pass.
22. The difference between a philosopher and a madman is that one is just thinking and the other is really doing it.
23. No social fear or communication barriers, or too lazy to meet people you don't want to know and deal with things you don't want to deal with. Because they know that few people in the world are really good to themselves, and they only spend their time on worthwhile feelings.
24. In my opinion, everyone has an awakening period, but sooner or later awakening determines the fate of the individual.
25. It makes people grow up more by mistake than by accident.
26. No matter what you do, you should not only be exquisite, but also extreme.
27. Time determines who you will meet in this life, your heart determines who you want to appear in your life, and your behavior determines who can stay in the end. Talk about personality reality
1, life is forced by reality. The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.
3, although reluctant, but we have no choice.
No one can refuse a good man like Park Soo-ha.
I don't know whether to wait or give up for you.
6, looking for, cold and clear, miserable.
7. Who can find true love in this muddy world?
8. I didn't think too much. I must be mistaken.
9, everything is not people care about, life is arranged by fate.
10, who knew I was brilliant in those days, but who knew I would end up like this today.
1 1, I just want to prove that not all famous sayings come from celebrities.
12, my world is very confused, what do I want.
13, I woke up from my dream, a little fuzzy, only my heart pain is the clearest.
14, the end of the road is still the road, as long as you are willing to go.
15, what's the point of suffering now for a better future?
16, sometimes care too much. It is also a kind of torture for yourself.
17, the lingering figure brings endless thoughts.
18, I said I don't love you, but I can't even fool myself.
19, there are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.
I saw everything, but I didn't say it.
2 1, people who don't cherish me prove that you are blind.
22. I can't afford to sing sad love songs and fall in love with my deepest person.
23, forget, forget everything, I am no longer that me.
After so many tests, we finally returned to the original point.
25, the past can not come back, can only regret, can not retreat!
26. You say I am your rabbit, but I am not your carrot.
27. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.
28. If emotions can hibernate, won't we get hurt again?
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who really loves you won't make you cry.
30. I am tired to a certain extent, and I have no strength to be angry and care.
3 1, it's not that no one is nice to me, so why should I wronged myself and please everywhere?
Up to now, I don't know what really belongs to me.
If I had treated you the way you treated me, I'm afraid you would have left long ago.
There are so many people watching me and waiting for me to fall, I can't lose even if I fight.
35. You are happy and your family is rich, because your grave is well buried.
I would rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all.
37. She is your indispensable oxygen and I am your dispensable carbon dioxide.
38. Time has taken away a lot of things from us, and in the end we only have photos.
39. When there is no road around, fate must encourage you to fly upwards.
40. The young body and the decay of death are just a matter of time consumption.
4 1, I am a person who often laughs, but I am not a person who is always happy.
42. I will definitely win back everything I lost bit by bit in the future.
43. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.
Please don't make me say that I love and miss me. I will be really sad to know.
45. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.
46. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.
47. If you leave at my lowest point, don't come back at my best.
48. I thought life was like a movie, but now I find that life is much more uneasy than a movie.
49. The best way to refuse others' ambiguity is: Sorry, I'm not interested in the opposite sex.
50. When I was young, my friends had fun, but when I grew up, my friends had fun.
5 1, intertwined emotions and chaotic thoughts make us lost again and again.
You are an out-of-touch teenager, but I have experienced a miserable life.
53. Can you tell me the truth and make me feel that you are really communicating with me?
54. Young people, it is easy for us to regard emotion as love, and it is also easy for us to regard passers-by as love.
55. I love you, you love her, she loves him, and we all love others except ourselves.
56. Some words, whether said or not, are harmful. Some people will leave, whether they stay or not.
57. Money can be spent, but brothers can't spend it all. Don't lose your brother for a little money.
58. Don't explain yourself to anyone. People who love you won't mind, and people who hate you won't believe you.
59. There are only a few good friends, and there is no roll call. I just want to say that I have been touched and happy by you.
60. No matter how gorgeous the meeting and the earth-shattering legend are, there is still no ending. .
6 1, be a quiet woman, watch the flowers bloom and fall, watch the clouds roll and relax, be not surprised by honor or disgrace, and have mixed feelings.
I don't remember who called me brother when I was brilliant, but I will remember who accompanied me through the storm when I died.
63. I saw that the whole world was about to collapse in front of me. I can't resist this drift.
No matter how far the road is, it will be full of thorns. As long as you bravely cross the thorns, you can reach your destination.
65. In fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.
66. There are some things we say but can't do, that is, we are still young; There are some things that we do without saying it, and that is maturity.
67. There are no talents in the world, only those who don't know how to sell themselves; The truth is that you are not good enough and you don't work hard enough.
68. There are many things in life that you don't want to do but have to do. This is the responsibility. There are many things in life that you want to do but can't do. This is destiny.
69. Don't just see the brilliance of success, but ignore the setbacks and hardships behind success. A success is made up of countless failures.
I never like to let others see my tears. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless, than make myself look wronged and pitiful.
7 1, the left bank is a memory I can't forget, the right bank is a bright time I deserve to stick to, and the middle is my faint sadness every year!
72. What TV did we watch? Finally, the hero and heroine got married and the TV ended. What does this mean? Explanation: It's over as soon as you get married.
73. You don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you. You don't know how awesome people are until the so-called friends hurt you.
74. Some things you want to think clearly may make you very tired, and the result is often not what you think. Therefore, there is no need to get to the bottom of everything.
75. There are always some friends who interrupt when you are on the phone with your parents or partner. Even if they make trouble, they are a group of lovely people. They are not bad, they are very good.
76. The millstone is the friend of the sharp knife, the grassland is the friend of the fine horse, the obstacle is the friend of the will, and the difficulty is the friend of the victory. Fate is not predestined. Fate is determined by man himself according to the degree of his struggle.
77. If you become strong enough, others can't refuse you; If you can control yourself, difficulties will not stop you. Only by changing yourself first can you change your world and your life.
78. Do you have four looks: one is crazy in front of friends, the other is perfect in front of lovers, the other is fragile when you are alone, and the other is quiet in strangers.
Talking about the reality of love
1. You can't give me eternity, but please don't deprive me of what I once had.
My love for you is as indestructible as the Eiffel Tower.
Tell me to protect you from now on and treat you as the apple of my eye.
I have a very loving husband at home, and I just want to be your only one.
If I don't leave, I will never give up in my life.
I can't help falling in love with you.
7. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because no one has confessed to me for so many years.
8. Secret love is also a kind of love, but the ending of love is always heartbreaking.
Secret love is a kind of power, but who can deny that it is insignificant?
10. Love is blind, and unrequited love is even more vacant.
1 1. I spent my youth in unrequited love, but I can't be with you.
12. No matter how tired you are, you are still alive because of her, but it always makes you cry.
13. I am lucky to be alive, because I met you.
14. Between brothers and love, there is always only the wrong choice.
15. I would like to join hands with you to grow old, smell the flowers and enjoy life.
16. I'd rather live with high profile than love with low profile.
17. I am not afraid of pain, I am afraid of losing my stubbornness, I am not afraid of suffering, I am afraid of losing you.
18. Love without suffering is not true love without going through eighty-one difficulties and getting scriptures.
19. I am so impulsive with an ideal face that I repeatedly complain that it is difficult to fall in love with him freely.
20. I am still fascinated by your gentleness.
2 1. Thousands of times I asked myself, my life. Where is my love?
22. In this muddy water of love, the deeper you love, the deeper you sink.
23. My life is just a straight line. I turned because I wanted to meet you.
I know you still love me, so smile and let me cheer.
25. Finally, I will protect you with my life.
26. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.
27. It's not me who is brave, it's because you warmed my hand.
28. I thought the first love was inexplicable.
I don't want to hear how much you love me. I just want you to give me a hug when I need you most.
30. We are wandering in love, but we can't find an exit after all.
3 1. It seems that only one summer memory can be left.
If one day I don't love you, I won't feel lonely again.
33. The most romantic thing in my heart is to grow old with you.
34. In the love scene, maybe you are just my hero.
35. Our love has been wandering at the crossroads.
36. I was hurt and cried the worst in front of you.
I want to tell you that you have always been in my heart and never left.
38. Hold hands and continue to write about our future.
I want to give you a hug and a pair of warm palms.
40. Fantastic love can't last forever. Wake up, just like a movie that just ended.
4 1. The value of love is definitely more than a necklace or a ring, but sometimes it is pitifully cheap.
42. Sunflowers look to the sun for happiness, and I look to the happiness with you.
43. Love is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.
44. The neon ferris wheel has our undying love.
45. In fact, waiting is a ridiculous mistake, knowing that waiting for a happiness that I don't know will come.
I love you very much, but for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything-including you.
47. Even if you love, you should love deeply, even if it hurts, you should hide it!
48. You are my gentleness. You said there was tenderness in my eyes.
49. Always imagine that you are crying, and then your eyes will gradually get wet.
50. Waiting, endless waiting, but missing fills my heart.
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