I have a script. Who will help me write the opening remarks?

I am good at this problem. I played once. I play the role of a hundred old foreigners. Hehe, there must be a director, a total of three people.

This line is:

As for me, let me introduce myself to you. I'm the director. In order to promote patriotism education, our theater rehearsed another white-haired girl. But it's really hard to rehearse now. The rehearsal funds are borrowed. Actors are all in business, so they still have the heart to rehearse. I've been here for a long time, but I haven't seen the actors yet.

Yang chuchang

Yang: Director, Director, I (burping) ... I'm coming.

Guide: Why did you just arrive?

Yang: I just had dinner at the door.

Guide: Is the role clear?

Yang: I see. I played Yang Bailao.

Guide: About what ... Huang Shiren?

Yang: Help me pay the bill in the back.

Guide: You. ...

Yang: Eh, don't worry. I'll call him right away. Huang Shiren, Huang Shiren, alas, Huang Shiren.

Huang Chuchang

Huang: Hey, coming, coming. Manager Li, I wonder if you are satisfied with the meal just now.

Yang: Not bad.

Huang: Oh, look, when will your company pay back the hundreds of thousands that our company owes you?

Yang: Just paying back the money, that's all.

Huang: I'll give you a 5% rebate.

Yang: I have no money now. Wait till I have money. I've been nagging about it all day. hum

Huang: Do you understand? Now the world is upside down. It is the uncle who owes money. I am a grandson who owes money.

Guide: Yo, you're both here.

Huang Yang: I'm coming.

I have to say something before rehearsal.

Huang Yang: You said that.

Guide: I don't care what you two are doing outside. We should be serious when rehearsing. Come on, change all your clothes.

Huang: I changed everything, director.

Director: We are still rehearsing this scene today. On New Year's Eve, Huang Shiren forced Yang Bailao to pay his debts happily.

Yang: Did you hear that? The debt problem is a problem left over from history.

Huang: Hey, Manager Li, that's two different things. If you don't return these hundreds of thousands to our company, our company will go bankrupt. For the sake of many years, I bow to you here.

Manager Li ..

Guide: Hey ... why did Huang Shiren bow to Yang Bailao?

Huang: Ah ... er, I'll tell him about the play.

Guide: Er, tell a story. Come on, stand in your position.

Huang: Ah, Director, here I am.

Guide: Huang Shiren, there you are. Hey, get ready.

Guide: Ready, ready, go!

Huang: Have you thought it over? Today is New Year's Eve, so we can't delay the debt any more.

Guide: Stop! I said, Huang Shiren, why are you so sad?

Huang: He owes me money. Can I not worry?

Guide: As a landlord, the word "malicious" must be highlighted when forcing debts.

Huang: Highlight the malicious words!

Guide: Hey.

Huang: I, yes, highlight the harsh words.

Guide: Ready, let's go.

Huang: Have you thought it over? Today is New Year's Eve, so we can't delay the debt any more.

Yang: Oh, it's too difficult. There are few owners, the snow has closed the door for more than ten days, and there is no rice or material at home, and the pot can't be opened for several days.

Huang: Oh, what's there to say? I beg you, I beg you.

Guide: Stop! I think this play is a bit embarrassing.

Huang: Oh, director, I knelt down with excitement.

Guide: Well, I think Yang Bailao should kneel to Huang Shiren.

Yang: What, I knelt down for him, why?

Guide: You owe him money, so you should kneel down to him.

Yang: I owe him money, so I should kneel down to him? There is no such enterprise.

Guide: If you are asked to kneel, kneel.

Huang: Get down on your knees!

Yang: Shaodongjia, the door has been closed for more than ten days in heavy snow, and there is no rice or material at home. I can't open the pot for days (my head burps).

Huang: Director, do you smell it? All raw seafood. I invited him to dinner, which cost me more than four thousand yuan. XO alone poured me two bottles.

Guide: Huh? !

Yang: Don't always talk about your meal.

Huang: I won't tell you, and you won't pay me back!

Guide: Oh, the rehearsal.

Yang: Shaodongjia, the snow closed the door for more than ten days, and there was no rice and no material at home, so we couldn't open the pot for several days.

Huang: What is there to say about paying back debts?

Yang: Shaodongjia, I really have no money.

Huang: You are crying. You cheated and caused a lot of harm. You have to take kickbacks from me. I can't wait to kick your ass.

Yang: Director, he added words.

Huang: Hey, director, this is the inner subtext.

Guide: But the subtext is too close to getting kickbacks.

Huang: You don't understand. This Yang Bailao wants a kickback.

Guide: Very good. Huang Shiren's feeling is found. At this time, Huang Shiren is trying to force the debt, and then take his daughter away.

Huang: How dare I rob his daughter? I'd rather give my daughter to him if he can pay me back.

Guide: What a mess. Rehearsal.

Yang: Hey, Shaodongjia, I really have no money.

Guide: If you have no money, you can take my daughter to pay her debts.

Yang: Ha ha ha.

Yang: Director, I won't do it. I

Guide: I'll tell you about the play, this year's New Year's Eve.

Huang: This New Year's Eve.

Guide: You go to Yang Bailao's house to collect debts.

Huang: I went home to collect debts.

Yes, I found his beautiful young daughter.

Huang: I found his beautiful young daughter ... the director is his private secretary.

What a mess! When you find his daughter, you want to take her.

Huang: You don't have to commandeer me. She looked straight at me. This Yang Bailao, in order not to pay back the money, set up a honey trap for me

Yang: Huang Turen, don't insult the public relations image of our company.

Huang: Ah, bah, it's also a public relations image. Your public relations is to leave your son at home and let her go out to work.

Guide: Oh, the rehearsal.

Yang: Shaodongjia, I really have no money.

Huang: If you have no money, you can take your son to pay the debt.

Yang: That's my lifeblood. Please have mercy.

Huang: Don't leave the Yangguan Road I showed you. Come on, as long as you put a handprint on this document, our account will be checked ... Oh, I'm so stupid, Director.

Guide: What's the matter with you?

Huang: If I ask him to write me a written evidence, this boy won't dare to pretend to be a grandson with me.

Guide: What's wrong with you two?

Huang: Their company owes our company hundreds of thousands. We treat them as gifts, but he just won't pay them back.

Yang: Don't talk about us. Now that company has no debt, and that company has no debt.

Yes, it is indeed a social problem. What he owes you and what I owe him is this spiral account.

Huang: Well, our family can't lose money.

Yang: Director, are you still filming?

Guide: OK, let's rehearse.

Yang: Shaodongjia, I really have no money.

Huang: If you cry again, I will smoke (punch Yang Yi in the mouth) today.

Yang: You hit me?

Huang: No, no, I didn't hit you, I hit you.

Yang: No one can play. Your hundred thousand dollars is yellow.

Huang: Director, this slap hit hundreds of thousands, Director.

Guide: This is a rehearsal.

Yang: You can't hit people during rehearsal.

Director: I'm the director.

Yang: I'm the manager.

Guide: hit!

Yang: Dare!

Huang: (singing) There is snow all over the sky.

Guide: Look, Yang Bailao, you pushed Huang Shiren. Well, I thought you said that whoever owes money is grandpa. Today, I have a crush on grandpa.

Huang: Director, you owe him, too.

Guide: Ask him.

Yang: Oh, I forgot, director, you are my grandfather, oh no, you are my grandmother, (singing) you are my own grandmother.

Director: Yang Bailao, I can tell you that our theater borrowed tens of thousands of dollars from your company to make this play. If the play can't be put on, I can't pay you back.

Huang: Director, I'm not making this play.

Yang: Oh, Mr. Huang Shiren, whatever you want to call him.

Huang: How many hundreds of thousands?

Yang: Exactly.

Huang: Rebate?

Yang: Oh, I don't want any money. All right.

Huang: I have to secretly set up a written evidence for him.

Good. Get rid of all interference and continue rehearsing. Get ready, go

Huang: Have you thought it over? Today is New Year's Eve, and our debts can't be delayed any longer.

Yang: Shaodongjia, it's been snowed for more than ten days, and my family can't open the pot.

Huang: What is there to say about paying back debts?

Yang: Shaodongjia, I really have no money.

Huang: If you have no money, you can take your son to pay the debt.

Yang: That's my lifeblood. Please have mercy.

Huang: If you don't leave the Yangguan Road I pointed out to you, come here. As long as you put your handprint on this document, our account will be written off.

Yang: That's the only way.

Huang: I'm going to court to sue him.