Sun Wukong’s love letter to Bone Demon

Dear Xiaobai:

I am Wukong. I have missed you so hard over the years and found you so hard! I came to you just to confess to you face to face because I slapped you three times. My somersault cloud has gone back and forth countless times to find you. My somersault cloud is thousands of miles away! It's a pity that nothing has been found so far. It's really like "it's easy to say goodbye but hard to see now". Well now, with the Internet, it is more powerful and convenient than my Somersault Cloud. Although there is a vast sea of ??people and an endless ocean of internet, I still hope you can read this letter.

Please forgive me for the misunderstanding I had with you back then. Think about it, apart from being famous for a while when I was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, I won’t always be following orders from now on. At that time, my task was to protect my master on a business trip to India. Unlike now, when we have planes, our journey through mountains and rivers was very difficult. Misunderstandings when meeting you in the deep mountains and forests are also an instinctive reaction.

Later I thought about it. You saw that we were hungry and hungry, so you were so kind and kind that you sent us meals. Some people say that you want to eat my master's flesh, but this is actually a huge injustice. If you really want to eat my master's flesh, I can't do anything to you at all, because every time I hit you with a stick, you will turn into smoke and disappear, only to reappear again. You are in the dark and I am in the light. If you strike me behind my back, it will be really hard for me. But if you don’t hit me back or scold me, you won’t retaliate. This is exactly how a martial arts master behaves. When you saw me being ungrateful three times, you sighed and let us go. Later, someone made up a story to frame you. You were really more unjust than Dou E. You might also want to be more open-minded. Nowadays celebrities are often envied by others and are completely changed beyond recognition by rumors flying all over the world. Fortunately, like your many fans, I understand you and admire you as a heroic female hero. If I had not misunderstood back then, please cooperate with me. The journey to the West would not be so difficult, and the history of Journey to the West would also be rewritten. Alas! There is no regret medicine in the world!

It’s time to talk about what happened next. After returning from India, the master served as a host at the Jiuhua Mountain Buddhist Holy Land. He also wrote "Memoirs of Pursuing Buddhist Scriptures in the Western Heaven" which caused a sensation in the literary world. It was translated into more than 50 languages ??and became a world famous book. The next Nobel Prize in Literature will be his. Junior Brother Sha devoted himself to meditation and gained a lot from Buddhism. He often published articles in "Buddhist Research". Bajie and I have both returned to secular life and have been working hard in the business world for several years. The ups and downs during this period are hard to describe in words. I will tell you in detail when we meet one day.

Let’s start with the master about marriage and love. Now the law allows monks to marry. The master married the spider spirit from Pansi Cave, oh no, now people call her Miss Zhizhu. Miss Zhizhu said that she had a crush on the master back then, and because she was afraid of being laughed at, she said she wanted to eat Tang Monk's meat. Now that the world has changed, she no longer has any scruples. She has expressed her admiration to the master many times. The master was moved and they became husband and wife.

Bajie couldn't forget Xiuying in Gaolaozhuang, so he went to find her, but Gaolaozhuang turned into a highway. He went to great lengths to find her. Xiuying's parents and her husband later passed away, and she had a hard time raising a son who was in junior high school. Although she has an old love for Bajie, she doesn't want to bring him down. Bajie has repeatedly expressed that he treats his son as his own, saying that as long as he is not lazy and willing to use his brain, life will never be bad. So they got married (actually remarried), and the couple worked together to build their current family business.

I still guided Junior Brother Sha’s marriage. That's right, I found a dating website online to find you, and I thought you must be here. I suggested that Junior Brother Sha also come here to find a partner and helped him register. He was lucky and found her soon, and now they have a deep relationship and great love. They also asked me to send a letter to thank the webmaster.

I feel even more lonely when they are in pairs, because I can’t disturb their world often. They were also worried about me and said I was too picky. Later, when they found out that I was thinking of you, they helped me inquire about your whereabouts. They also sent different news about you. One said that you were a rich woman and drove a luxurious private car; One said that you were working hard in a workshop; another said that you were a white-collar worker, divorced and raising a child; another said that you opened a small shop or a small factory... I don't know which "version" is true.

The world of gods is different from the human world. "It takes only one day in heaven but a thousand years on earth." In today's ever-changing world, people are swept up by the tide and may be in any situation. But no matter what happens to you, my thoughts about you are endless.

Dear Xiaobai, the moment I hit you with the first blow, I saw you giving me an affectionate glance before turning invisible, and you couldn't stop talking. How could I understand your heart at that time? Later, Princess Iron Fan said that you mentioned me to her, and that everything you did back then was for me. I was so excited that I didn't sleep all night. You also said that the monster I worked so hard to capture was either the Jade Emperor's mount, Guanyin's Jade Rabbit, or some great immortal's pet. They relied on nepotism to bring harm to one party, and neither punished nor compensated for their losses afterwards. The officials protecting each other were extremely corrupt, so Wukong's work was not in vain. What you said is exactly what makes me depressed. I sigh that there are really people in this world who understand me! It’s not just understanding, it’s knowing each other, it’s tacit understanding, it’s telepathy, it’s a bosom friend... I’m so touched! If you had been there at that time, I would have kissed you all before the sun set over Xishan Valley. I asked Princess Iron Fan where you were, and she said she didn't know either. It's no wonder, as everyone is focusing on the economy now, she set up an iron fan company just to sell her electric fans.

Dear Xiaobai, please reply to me as soon as possible after receiving this letter. We are both grown up, so I beg you to marry me as soon as possible. If you have a career that you can't let go of, I will go to you, but I will never give in to you, or help you with your career, or start my own business, or find another job. If you have concerns or ideas about work and life, we will discuss the arrangements. What's more important than our loving each other staying together forever? If you are willing to come to our place, we can start a new business. My Huaguo Mountain is great. I have the right time, place and people here. As long as we work hard and use our brains, we will definitely get fruitful results. There are many projects that can be carried out. There are many fruits in Huaguo Mountain, and we can open a fruit company. The fruits can also be processed into a series of nutritious juices, which will never contain Sudan red, melamine and the like. Let the world start to look at the food industry with admiration from our products. Also, my gold hoop used in war years has not been used in my ears for a long time. Now in peacetime we can develop it into a series of gold hoop collars and lollipops. This is to forge swords into plowshares and turn war into jade and silk. If you think about it, now that our country's economic aggregate has firmly ranked second, a multi-level world is no longer possible. We have joined forces to help the country's economic take-off and contribute to the early realization of a world pattern in which China and the United States are two superpowers and become more powerful.

"We are husband and wife, and our love is unwavering." After we get married, while we are running our careers together, our relationship will definitely grow day by day. I promise to love you forever, treat you kindly, take good care of you, and make you live a happy life. A successful career and sweet love complement each other. How happy such a life would be! Because of their love for Dong Yong, the Seven Fairies made Ke give up their fairy life of fine clothes and fine food. If I could treat you with the same level of respect and love as a friendly guest, I would never look back and give up the state of existence where I am flying in the clouds and mists, going up to the sky and down to the earth, and where my whereabouts are uncertain. After all, the Seven Fairies are weak women among the immortals, and are ultimately controlled by the heaven. And I don’t belong to anyone, so no one will care about me, and no one will bother us. We can be safe, sweet, and dependent on each other for a long time. So, I'm looking for you, I'm waiting for you, come quickly!

I deeply love you - Wukong, Year of the Monkey, Horse and Moon