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Interesting and exciting personality, speaking sentences.

1. There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

Second, slimming diet is a fine product in diet.

Third, I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

Nothing is eternal, nothing is long. Find an excuse and anyone can go first.

5. Marry the Tang Priest as a husband in the future, play if you can, and eat if you can't.

This is the first night when I wake up in the middle of the night.

Seven, I am your second return, and you are reincarnation.

Eight, why do people want to study for further study? Because after reading a book, when you are lovelorn, you will say: If life is only the first time, why draw a fan in the autumn wind? It is easy to change, but it is so popular. It is true that people's hearts are changeable. If you don't look, you will say: blue and thin, mushrooms!

Nine, what should I do if my heart is broken? Make dumpling stuffing.

X. The so-called high cold actually refers to a person's poor hearing, slow reaction and poor eyesight.

Eleven, no one to accompany when you are afraid, learn to be brave; When I was bored, no one asked, so I learned to endure. When you are tired, there is no one to rely on and you learn to stand on your own feet. Learn to be patient, persistent and strong when you are sick and injured. Even if a person is sad, don't beg for mercy. Get cheap, catch cheap. This society doesn't believe in tears.

Teacher: Xiaoming, please use it: I can't stop. Make a sentence. Xiaoming: The Yuba at home can't be used, and I have to take a shower at Aunt Wang's house next door. Teacher: Get out.

Thirteen, there are two things that others cannot take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a dreamy foodie.

14. Just now, the courier called my mobile phone and I wrote down his name: Tong Yuan. As a result, my mother came running with her mobile phone: there is a monk looking for you!

15. A Lamborghini just passed by and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

Sixteen, parasitic youth nest, old age takes root.

I like teachers who start pulling calves in the middle of class.

I just met a foreigner on the road and asked me for directions. I didn't know how to answer for a long time, but suddenly I thought of the sentence in CF, followme! Suddenly take them to their destination.

Nineteen, if you sleep in class or don't listen to lectures, but you study well, it's called Xueba.

Twenty, sleep well and eat well.

Jay Chou said that love is like a tornado. I think this metaphor is very appropriate, because most people, like me, have never seen a tornado in their lives.

22. The best way to get revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.

Twenty-three, the last words of a foodie: Anything else, burn me a sea fishing and two waiters.

24. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: Go away.

Twenty-five, don't always talk about your face, it's not outstanding in beauty, and it's very ugly. Who are you scaring?

If you think that the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.

Twenty-seven, the school needs to submit a photo of the hospital certificate for sick leave. This classmate took photos of his needles and infusion bottles inserted into veins during injection and sent them to the teacher. The teacher is crazy. I want to prove that this is a sick note, not a small tilt, but a smile!

Twenty-eight, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

Twenty-nine, some people say that eating goods is the happiest person here.

Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have one hundred million. It is still a memory.

Thirty-one, one person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

Thirty-two, when you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

Thirty-three, I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

The more you experience, the more you know, and many people will see clearly.

Thirty-five, I just deleted all the ugly ones in QQ in a rage. Those who can see this, don't ask me why.

I'm afraid that no matter how hard I try, I won't be the best in the world. I have never liked the feeling of being stared at since I was a child.