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A penetrating remark about the fat man.

First, the three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

Second, I thought you knew nothing but being fat.

Fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

Fourth, although I am a Real Madrid fan, I still have to draw a line with Cristiano Ronaldo!

Fifth, it's easy to squeeze the bus and subway.

Hello, have you finished weighing? Come down quickly, I want to weigh it, too.

Seven, originally prepared to thin into a bolt of lightning this year, bright blind your eyes, don't want to actually fat into a solid wall, blocking your line of sight.

Eight, the man who came face to face turned back because of appreciation rather than curiosity.

Nine, the most embarrassing thing for fat people in winter is that people will say: Oh, you are so fat and afraid of cold ~ People will say: Fat people are really not afraid of cold ~

Ten, intimate contact on the beach was originally a romantic thing, but if you finally want to dig each other out of the sand, it is another matter.

Eleven, calculate the total score of boys: good-looking hands, knife-shaped eyebrows, gentle voice, straight nose, long legs, good-looking collarbone, can play basketball, cook, humor, tell jokes, fight, handsome, full marks of boys.

Twelve, obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.

Thirteen, today, I stand here again, just to prove to the world that I have surpassed myself again!

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

Fifteen, the big chest is a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are flat-chested figs.

Sixteen, so round like a football.

Seventeen, a variety of gynecological diseases are related to obesity.

Eighteen, many people understand that generosity is pregnancy.

Nineteen, I don't dislike my people when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

Twenty-one, find a job you like, and you won't be rejected because of your size.

Twenty-two, breathing difficulties, sit down and wrap your stomach with a sponge.

Twenty-three, fat people who want to lose weight should understand a truth: if you eat too much, you have to pay back.

Twenty-four, hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development?

Scientists say that the more overweight you are, the shorter your life expectancy will be!

Twenty-six, don't worry about spraining your ankle when wearing high heels.

Twenty-seven, try to tie three or five sandbags to your legs. What's the taste of shopping with weight?

Twenty-eight, I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?

Twenty-nine, Shanghai girls now know why drinking cold water always makes them fat!

Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't lose weight, you'd better lose weight.

You can put more water in the bathtub.

Thirty-two, sitting on a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you.

How long will you gain weight? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can't wear them. You go to the clothing store, and they say there is no size like yours, only size S.

Sister Wen, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

Thirty-six, I think we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who can't lose weight"

Thirty-seven years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: Grandma just held her waist like this!

38. In some places, when taking a hot air balloon, the weigher will write your weight on the back of your hand!

Thirty-nine, when traveling romantically, you won't smooth the back strap of your boyfriend's bike.

Forty, you know, I'm embarrassed to tell the salesgirl if I have any extra-large clothes; But the clothes here are too fat, but you can safely say.

When shopping with your boyfriend in summer, he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

Forty-three, fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Huashan, or heavier than Mount Heng, or heavier than Himalaya.

44. When guiding guests to the sofa, they will not be judged because of the two big pits on it.

45. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

46. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

Forty-seven, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to read all his life.

Forty-eight, without wearing a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, without wearing red, it looks like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

Forty-nine, wow, I haven't seen you fuck that little black boy in my house for days.

Fifty, how much cosmetics have been saved by losing face.

5 1. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

52. I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a dress that suits me.

53. I am a lever, you are a ball, give me a fulcrum, and you have to go wherever I want to send you. I am the first football player in the world, haha!

Fifty-four, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

Fifty-five, hey man! Be careful when having sex at night, the one below will not stand it.

Fifty-six, what I want to say is that you are broad-minded and fat, and you are depressed at the thought of weight!

He, chubby, squeezed into the narrow door step by step.

58. When learning snorkeling, no matter how hard the limbs are, they are all floating on the water. I was so angry that I wanted to throw myself into the river, but I still couldn't sink.

Fifty-nine, you have to pay more for smoking now. Who can say that you will not be required to pay more life insurance in 20 years, because it is extremely important?

Sixty, prove your ability: this thing can be done, nothing can be done!

It's no use being so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now?

62. Look at you and you will know why there is famine in Africa.

Sixty-three, even the king of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.

Tell me about the fat man.

Once, I almost got out of bed, dragged him to the ground and killed him. What's the face that exaggerates and turns black and white? Don't pretend until you can. I told you not to move, but you said no! The bed is moving by itself. Are you out of your mind?

Second, the fat man watched Animal City for about ten times and found that she liked police officer Leopard best. She jumps around happily every time she sees it, probably because of the similarity.

Third, brother and sister ~ My sister came to my brother and said, gnome male-",gnome male-",little fatty. Then kissed my brother's hand and left.

Fourth, the boss introduced me to the object and sent me two photos of the fat man, letting me choose which one to look at first, so I couldn't cope. The boss said that the conditions of these two houses are better than yours. Don't be too picky. You will get married eventually. Colleagues mentioned the male god, saying that he is nice, but much older than you. It's best not to look for them at work. Conditions are good, so is getting married and having children. Am I too lofty? Should we get married on a pragmatic blind date? Who are you waiting for? I don't even know.

5. This weather is most suitable for a person to nest at home and prepare lessons with peace of mind! Have a cup of coffee, warm light, and a fat cat snoring around.

6. Don't think that I can eat well just because I am so fat. My physical examination report says that I have anemia and malnutrition. The doctor suggested eating more. This is a disgrace to the fat man.

Seven, about how to spray perfume? The fat man at home said this morning that he hadn't worn perfume for a long time, and it was useless to put it there. He wanted to use up the perfume, but I didn't see it clearly when he sprayed it into the air. Then I asked how to spray. He said just spray it into the air and walk through it. This is the most elegant perfume. Forgive me for being a farmer who usually sprays clothes directly! Picture and text have nothing to do, his perfume is not this!

Eight, everyone has a chubby youth. It's not your fault that you are fat. Don't eat the slimming fruit of the goddess diary. It's your fault to choose liposuction and diet. Get rid of the fat man with inferiority, grow up healthily and slim, control your life, and let you and the goddess go further, starting with the first slimming fruit.

It's interesting to take bus no.48. A fat man who asked for change was killed halfway, but he dared not say anything. Sitting behind others, he asked quietly when a female passenger was overwhelmed by love, gave a handful of change, and then silently waited for the female passenger to get off, continued to perform the trick of asking for change, and decisively reprimanded! Looking at white fat, well-dressed, wearing shiny leather shoes, lamenting that great young people have hands and feet, do not make progress, sell money with dignity, shameless ~

Ten, not because I don't love so much, but because I can't stand the loss of fighting for it without results! So I chose to turn around and leave to make myself better. Give it to the blue fat man I used to like.

Eleven, have you found that as long as the fat man looks not too sad, even if it is really difficult to cry, it looks a bit funny.

12. I hope it won't rain tomorrow ~ Let me continue to watch Mount Fuji soak and eat into a big fat man!

Thirteen, other people's homes are all sons fighting, and parents accompany them to the police station, our home. Hehe, get a bottle of fat mineral water to calm the alarm.

Fourteen, many people think that fat people love to doze off and snoring is normal. Sleep apnea syndrome greatly increases the probability of sudden death. There are more and more children. Seriously affect development. 10 day change. Visceral fat is visible.

Fifteen, this is called taking what you need, swollen face and fat man!

Sixteen, it is also a very enjoyable thing to bully fat people endlessly every day. Plus grandparents, who love our parents so much, I think this little life is simply wonderful.

Seventeen, the training teacher is a fat man who looks like a laughing Buddha. Every time I make a class evaluation, I can speak very well when I look at him. Every time I listen to him, he says it's a sign of high marks. Praise me a lot, but every time I train in the league, I feel bad about myself. I can't think of anything to answer. I feel like I'm dying. Ah, what should I do? Ah, ah, ah. The interviewer will definitely not look like a teacher in the future.

18. Every time I travel abroad, I am very excited to see those handsome white men. I feel so fucking handsome, so good-looking, so envious, but I won't feel sorry for myself, because to them, I am just a chubby Asian fat man, who exudes an exotic atmosphere.

Research shows that people with messy desks are usually smarter. I think I may be smarter than that little fat guy across the street.

Twenty, all my friends have left, and the fat man is leaving. Who am I left with? See you in! I wish you all a smooth study and work!

2 1. Controlling diet and exercise can't stop the recent weight gain. I wonder if it's caused by drugs. Still running to the hospital recently. Two patients who are taking drugs with each other will affect my care at one end. This ineffective person is also anxious, but even if my weight continues to rise, I will not give up healthy eating and exercise. Even if I am fat, I want to be a strong and fat man. When I go to a bigger hospital in the summer vacation, everything will be fine.

Twenty-two, the tail is going to break! Let me get rid of this lame fat man quickly!

Twenty-three days later, I dreamed that I had a child, who was still a chubby little fat man, but I obviously liked girls, but I didn't have a father in my dream.

Twenty-four, this stuffy day is full of power to get angry. You can choose a downpour or a bolt from the blue. This talent can suffocate a fat man like me in minutes.

Twenty-five, am I really fat? Why do you say I'm a little fat man in Northeast China? Hey, hello, fatty.

26. My mother told me that fat people are also divided into beauty and ugliness. You should take a piss and take good care of yourself.

27. When I saw the sentence that fat people have no future, I was thinking, maybe it's not that fat people have no future, but that promising people work hard and can't get fat.

Twenty-eight, for a fat man, he is already losing weight in the new year.

Twenty-nine, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat. It will be a sad summer.

Thirty, finish the race! I'm crazy. I'm crazy to lose weight first. I don't want people to call me fat and call me a dead pig. I told those who laughed at me that I wouldn't lose weight because I was thinner than all of you. I don't want to hurt you.

Thirty-one, I was in an office with a fat man, and the air conditioner was 2 1 degree every day, and I felt ice blowing all over my bones.

Thirty-two, those things to lose weight, why do women bother women, and even ask me (born fat) how to eat fat, sister, I don't want to care about this Mary Su! Let me tell you something: there are no thin people who are born to eat fat, and there are no fat people who never lose weight! Look into my sad little eyes and feel for yourself!

Thirty-three, 13 hours of group performance experience, when tourist A, diner B, onlookers eat melon C, the director group gave the fat man with a schoolbag the title. One shot NG many times, before shooting, the lighting, camera shooting and personnel scheduling of the crew were complicated, and it took a whole day to shoot two short films. It rained heavily at four o'clock yesterday morning and at two o'clock today. The shooting of a play is not as easy as imagined. I salute the staff behind the scenes.

Tell me about the fat man's character.

1, life is alive, not talking about weight! 2. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

You go first and leave the rest to me!

4, don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.

If you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

6. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind.

7. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

8. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!

9. I weigh myself now and even want to pull out my eyebrows.

10, with such a little distance, I can roll over soon.

1 1, just order whatever you want. Don't worry, I'm here.

12, tolerant woman, that's me.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

14 I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

15, not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I sealed off this place.

16, many people interpret generosity as pregnancy.

17, scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

18 let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

19, fat people are rarely cherished by others, so you can have a heart that cherishes others.

20. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

22. The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

23. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.

24. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

25, the meaning of fat is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

27. Fat people are well aware of their physical deficiencies and will work harder in other areas, so successful people are generally fatter.

28. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

Humorous Quotations of Fat People _ Talk about Fat People's Character

Humorous quotations describe fat people 1. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year to light your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

2. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

5. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

6. Every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

7. I think we should all act in a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight".

8. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. Many people interpret generosity as pregnancy.

10, the three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

1 1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

12, don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, don't wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

13. Today, I went back to my alma mater, walked on campus, and saw the dark head in the classroom, immersed in self-study. I remembered myself in those days, so I went to my former classroom involuntarily. In order not to disturb them, I went to the back door and poked a head out of the window. Then several students quickly put away their novels, and when they saw me, they scared me to death.

Fat man's funny quotations

1, study hard and gain weight every day!

2. When the fat man lost weight, God smiled!

3. Don't swim! You will get fatter and fatter!

The fifth floor can't bear me, so I can only live on the first floor.

God smiled as soon as the fat man lost weight.

6. Haven't you lost weight? Why do you still eat meat?

7. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

8. Take the fat road and let others lose weight!

9. Don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.

10, look in the mirror when you are hungry, you fat bitch!

1 1, 160 is coming, can 180 be far behind?

12. Sorry, classmate, your face is squeezing me.

13, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

14, if you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

15, fat people are not eligible to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

16, you go first and leave the rest to me!

17, how to lose weight after eating such a big breakfast?

18, I can roll over at such a short distance.

19. Those who don't stop eating now will reap 10 Jin tomorrow.

20. What happened to that fat man? Fat people also have personalities!

Classic quotations of fat man

1, being fat is not your fault! It's all your fault that you came out to check illegal appliances!

2, I want to lose weight, brave rose, no food, no water, no way back.

3, lose weight like playing pipa, pay attention to rebound!

4, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

Every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

6. Are you full today? Oh, sorry. Never mind, I forgot that you will never get enough to eat.

7. I must be friends with you in my next life, because after standing with you, countless people praised me for being thin.

8. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

9. If you die, you must be thin. Don't give up until 90 points. Only in this way can we lose weight.

10, don't just dream about losing weight and not working hard!

1 1, take the fat road and let others lose weight!

12, sisters! Stop eating, all of you, I beg you!

13, Jolin Tsai, people are so hard. At that time, they were still in college, and they didn't eat anything. People are human, so let's not be so sorry for ourselves.

14, the night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to see!

15, people who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

16, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes, and I didn't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

17, you don't have to make healthy arrangements, but you will become slim and endure hunger through unremitting efforts.

18, fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalaya.

19, don't focus on it, find something to do, and don't always think about whether it will not be reduced.

20. Women will never have a thin standard, just seeing others say that they are fat.

Words describing fat people

1, you look like a football.

2. You are a heartless guy with a double tongue.

3. You are crazy, you seemingly normal guy who has actually split.

No matter how kind you are, you are just a kind-hearted fat man.

5, your life is a tragedy, pigs are thinner than you.

6, you are really good, you can actually put the effect of wearing a down jacket.

7. Suddenly, it began to rain. I thought it was a gray machine, but it turned out to be you.

8. You can't do anything without eating.

9. Such a circle is like a football. Have you eaten too much watermelon?

10, the fat man is sad, and he is also a dead fat man when he dies.

1 1, you loser who made mom look so handsome for nothing.

12, you nasty villain

13, I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

14, you piss me off, brainless guy.

15, you are one of the best super villains on earth.

16, go away! Knowing that you are huge, you still stand in the middle of the road, on purpose!

17, fatty, if it weren't for environmental protection these two years, I would have taken you to lard refining.

18, you heartless guy

19, you are swollen!

With your weight, I'm afraid pigs can't compete with you.

Tell me about the fat man's character.

1, life is alive, not talking about weight!

2. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.