Men should have savings. Tell me about it.

1, it turns out that in this world, feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

4, cherish life! If God keeps you alive, you must have his plan.

5. Women like men who feel safe; Men are often attracted to insecure women.

6. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.

7. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!

8. Men boldly walk around, while women boldly don't wear makeup.

9. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

10, house prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

1 1, higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness.

12, to young people: pregnancy is like pregnancy, and it will take a long time for people to see it.

13, to young women: marry Tang priest as a husband, play if you can, and eat meat if you can't eat.

14, don't go bad in debauchery, just pervert in silence!

15, few people feel suitable for themselves before marriage, but many people feel suitable for themselves after marriage!

16, love is like poop, sometimes it's a fart if you work hard for a long time!

17. Angels can fly because they despise themselves. ...

18, a person is not alone, only when you miss someone.

19, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-he finally killed all the students!

On the 20th, in order to alleviate the employment contradiction, the relevant departments introduced a new degree system, and doctors can continue to pursue Dr. Zhuang's degree after graduation.

2 1, bachelor, a four-year strong man can read the degree of a saint. If you still can't find a job after graduation, please study as a martyr.

22. degrees.

23. Before you say these words, you are their master, and after you say these words, you become their slave.

24. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

26. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

27, the greatness of life, die under the flower!

28, not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

29, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror, it always reflects light …

30. If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised …

3 1, other people's money and wealth are all things other than me.

32, women are pleasing to themselves, men are pleasing to themselves!

33. For the rich, everything is fine if it ends well.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

35. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

36, to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be single! !

37. Only women and English are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

38. Handsome is useless. Finally, he was eaten by a chess piece.

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

40, summary of the same life: 1. Experience: Persistence is victory. 2. Lesson: I didn't make it to the end.

4 1, water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

42. You can find 100 reasons to prove your misfortune; Prove that you are lucky, and you can also find 100 reasons.

43. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

44, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

45, heroes don't ask the way out, hooligans don't look at age!

46. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

47. When a man has money, he is doomed to everyone.

48. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

49. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life.

You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human.

The most creative QQ talk about mood phrases, men want money, everyone is predestined friends. ...

If a man wants money, he is destined for everyone. ...

The promulgation of the new marriage law tells us that our female compatriots still have to earn their own money, buy their own houses, do artificial insemination in the hospital, have their own children without accompanying the car to get married, accompany home appliances, decorate, take care of their husbands and children, go out to work, be busy with housework, serve their in-laws, worry about their husbands cheating, worry about their old age, find a man to play, and go out to get together cleanly at the right time.

Now I know that friends are like RMB, both true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

I killed Baidu because it knew too much.

What are you afraid of when you are old? Huang Zhong fought against Liu Bei and Tokugawa Ieyasu 70, Jiang Ziya 80, She Taijun 100, the Monkey King 500, White Snake 1000. ~ Compared with them, I'm still young ~ ~ ~

Biden only spent 79 yuan eating so much, and each of the five people was less than 16 yuan. If bin Laden comes, won't he be free?

I have a regular state every day: I don't wake up in the morning, I don't wake up in the afternoon, and I have chicken blood at night. . .

Larry Page, CEO of Google, is sitting in his office chair, drinking coffee and having a video conference with colleagues. "The company lacks mobile phones, so buy Motorola." Five minutes later, someone at the other end of the video sent a message: "Motorola bought it." Page asked, "What model?" Subordinate: "Ah? ..... a model? ……"

Other people's money and wealth are things other than me.

Did you get vomited three times after you were born, but only got caught twice?

It will be dark and people will change. Three points favor, seven points cheat.

You are more thorough than anyone else, pretending to be more naive than anyone else.

Wherever you go, flies follow, all of which are smoked by your quality.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Since ancient times, no one has died, and no one has used paper to shit. ...

Your new lover is someone else's whore.

Some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

Know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

"If your wife and your lover fall into the water at the same time, would you like to find another plump or petite one?" "I still can't find anyone who can't swim."

The most painful thing in life is not where you are going, but the exam is coming. Everyone else is reviewing, and I'm still studying.

Women always talk about their men together, and men always talk about other people's women together.

You told me to get out, ok, I'll take a taxi out; You asked me to come back, sorry, the car was too fast and rolled away! …

How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are outside or inside the toilet.

There are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.

A man who is bad to women will become a seven-dimensional space in his next life.

If I die, my first sentence is: finally I don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

Sister, I took off my clothes and was purer than your mother.

They are all real people, so why pretend to be pure; The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?

Parent-teacher conference and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony.

Mowing in the afternoon, nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

The reason why we live in pain is because we have fulfilled the happiness of others.

"Back to bed rate"-a good word.

If it snows without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Whitehead?

Give me a line, and I will accompany you to perform the two you want. 、

There was once a sincere love in front of me. Does the director play or not?

I'm going to take the bullet train tonight. Do you have anything else to say to me?

I hate that the weather forecast is clearly above 40, but I love to report 38. I love March 8 th so much that I can't help it.

You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human. ...

As an excellent salesperson, our goal is to put customers to sleep.

When you are afraid of losing something, it means that you can only give up this thing or yourself.

It's not your fault that you are ugly, but please mosaic your thoughts when you go out next time.

... goodbye ...

Youth is a tragedy.

If a man wants money, he has something to do with everyone —— Talking about the hot spots in QQ space

No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start; No matter when it ends, it is important not to regret it after it ends.

When you feel that the whole world has abandoned you, please believe that she just turned her back and brewed a better hug.

Lonely people will always think of everyone in their lives, so I will always think of you endlessly. In every starry night, I count my loneliness over and over again. I don't cry, just shed tears. Not crying doesn't mean I don't care. A person who carries too much is not living for himself.

Do you know that your casual words will affect my mood all day?

The beginning of the story: "I will give you happiness." At the end of the story: "I wish you happiness."

People who often turn around can't walk far.

When I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing; When you grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing!

If marriage is the grave of love, then-blind date means looking at feng shui to give the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.

You weren't there when I cried. Do you know how much I want to hold you? You weren't there when I had nightmares. Do you know how much I miss you holding me? You weren't there when I was in a bad mood. Do you know how much I miss you to comfort me? You weren't there when I was sick. Do you know how much I miss you taking care of me by my side? You weren't there when I couldn't sleep. Do you know how much I want to lie in your arms and fall asleep? When I miss you, you are not there. Do you know how much I want to hear you whisper in my ear that you miss me too?

Wise men put down the present and go forward bravely, fools put down despair-as much happiness as you can put down.

If you care, you will think. If you don't care, you won't even think about it.

Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

What is a true friend? A true friend is someone who sees through you, still likes you and is willing to be friends with you.

Make yourself more peaceful and open-minded, and be more tolerant of the faults around you. Everyone has his difficulties, so why force others.

Strive for your dreams. Looking back, you will find those sufferings, which later became the wealth of your life. The future is in your own hands.

You say you are my friend, but I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

Obama, do you remember that little Osama bin Laden by Daming Lake?

Not farting will suffocate your heart. Don't push, exercise.

Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

Be a pig in the next life, even if you are killed.

Although I can't help all beings, I can hurt all people.

Seeing the food in the canteen, I feel wronged when I eat it, and I feel bitter when I don't eat it.

The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

The happiest thing in the world is to watch the flowers bloom and fall with you, watch the vicissitudes of life together, and walk towards our future with you and me.

When I am free at night, I like to go out for a walk alone. I walked alone at night, looking at the long shadows under the street lamps, and felt so lonely.

Will you stop spinning around in my mind, you're not tired?

Space talk: don't worry about my sense of security. You think I am a special antivirus software.

Missing is a happy sadness, a sweet melancholy and a warm pain. Missing is a long precipitation of yesterday and a yearning for a better future. It is because of missing that I have the joy of reunion after a long separation, the unexpected surprise and the toast when friends and relatives get together.

I often think that memory is the easiest thing to blur, and it will fade away in groups as time goes by. And the turning point of boring middle school life day by day is slowly fading away. Unforgettable, only some in retrospect, unbreakable stay in memory.

If a man wants money, he is destined for everyone.

Because I know too much, I dare not make a promise easily.

I am an emotional person, so please don't be nice to me, or I will fall in love with you.

Some people know it, but they can't like it. Some people, even if they meet for the first time, can't extricate themselves.

I injected tears into my blood. If one day, I really hurt my heart, you will see a drop of bright red liquid.

I needed your advice when I was young, but I didn't need your advice.

When the hero is angry, he is a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman asks for money with a smile.

I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

When I die, I will say loudly: This girl is no longer afraid of ghosts!

The happiest thing every day is watching my wife pat her face after putting on the lotion, silently listening to the sound of "pa pa": I told you to let me wash my socks, I told you to let me pick up the children, I told you not to let me drink water, so you wouldn't let me play games, fight, fight hard for me!

Just because you don't say something doesn't mean you don't understand. Just because some people didn't see it doesn't mean you forgot.

The feathers on my wings fall off for you. Do you expect me to fly for you again?

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It doesn't matter if overtime pay is enough.

You are Gao Qiu, aren't you? I am very angry with you.

Some people are still alive, and he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

When we remove the stumbling block under others' feet, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

Hold your hand and walk with your eyes closed. I won't get lost.

One side effect of success is to think that the past practices are also applicable to the future.

Know the script of your life-it is not a sequel to your parents, a prequel to your children, or a story of your friends.

Solicitation: Son of a bitch, we still have a lot to do in this life. Don't waste time playing hide-and-seek with me. Come out quickly.

Xiao Lisi said that when everything in nature is no longer limited to simple existence, but pursues spiritual connotation and complex connection, the dawn of cosmic civilization is born. It brings not only light, but also lasting stability and prosperity.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.

It is better to love or be loved than to love.

Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, you will know.

It will be dark, people will change, three points of affection, seven points of deception.

Beauty makes people stop, and wisdom makes people stop.

There is nothing unfinished in the world, only an immortal heart.

A woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

What women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings.

Some girls want to commit crimes behind their backs; Looking at the side, I want to shrink back; Look ahead and want to defend yourself.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Laughter is just an expression, which has nothing to do with happiness.

Falling in love is like peeling an onion, there is always a layer that will make you cry.

Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

Neither of my classmates can do it in the exam, which really puts me in a dilemma.

I often tell myself not to hang myself in a tree, and as a result … I got lost in the forest.

Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

I bought an exquisite little watch, but the time is still so boring.

Signature of leftover women: I wish all lovers in the world will be well.

Whether the coat is clean or not, others pay attention to the collar, and the wife pays attention to the pocket.

Just because you cry doesn't mean you are really compassionate; Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.

Society is simple, but people are complicated.