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I can't afford clothes in winter. Tell me about it.

1, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has walked a hundred and eight thousand miles and still doesn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

2. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing that can make me proud is: easy to digest!

3. Don't be depressed. Although you haven't traveled, at least you have a body that says you are fat.

4. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

I really don't understand that those who only turn what they eat into shit are qualified to laugh at those who turn what they eat into meat.

There are three advantages in winter: it's cold outside, expensive clothes and I'm poor.

7. It's winter. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

8. Be sure to use the right ear when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart and may die suddenly.

9. It is suitable for sleeping at home in rainy days and going out for a walk in sunny days. For a long time, there was actually no day suitable for work.

10 Why do you remind me that "money is not everything"? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

The healing system has a connotation: good people have good results, and good causes have good results.

If you want to have philosophy, you must have a normal heart. Let nature take its course, right or wrong. Life is less than 100 years old, so why worry about being chitose? It is also very chic to forget the unpleasant things in life and not force anything. We are all passers-by of time. Meeting and parting are just a mirror. Prosperity and noise are just passing clouds. All joys, sorrows and sorrows are landscapes paving the way for life. If you know how to be peaceful, you will move forward easily.

Life, like practice, is to cultivate one's mind, cultivate a normal mind, be happy all the time, cultivate a contented mind and be happy everywhere. Keep a normal heart, life can only laugh at the situation. Be like water. Only those who work hard can laugh at the end and become real winners.

In life, there are never ifs, only consequences and results. The past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect. There is no hurdle to get through, only people who can't get through. The real big state of mind lies in no regrets and calmness after giving up, and also in the lightness and indifference after letting go. Life is changeable, with a good attitude, life is sunny, cultivate a normal heart and smile at the world.

Shut your mouth and don't make mistakes. Good people are rewarded, and good causes have good results. It's best not to talk too much and not to talk too little when meeting people. It's best not to worry too much, just stay out of it when you see anything. Do your own thing, do your own work. Self-cultivation, self-virtue. Walk less outside and sit more at home. Enjoy loneliness, endure loneliness. Read books in your spare time and listen to music happily. Let the mind be quiet and indifferent. Let life be dull and free. Make your family happy and make yourself happy.

Life is too short, don't worry about money! Money can't buy a sunset. Two thousand dollars of gold can't buy health. Life and death are life, wealth is in the sky! Sometimes there must be something in life, and there is no need to force it in life! Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, don't be the cattle and horses of children and grandchildren! Life is too short, look down! Fame and fortune are just clouds; Prosperity is just a temporary feast. In the blink of an eye, my hair turned white and all the past events vanished. Why do you have to keep everything in your heart? Why are you stubborn everywhere?

Light life fades away, light emotions fade away. Many times, we are very helpless. We should face our regrets and our commonness with a calm heart. Suffering is life. Tiredness is work. Change is fate. Endurance is experience. Ability is wisdom. Silence is self-cultivation. Give up and you will get. Do it and you will have it.

Sometimes, it's not that I don't care, but that I can't do anything and have to choose to escape; Sometimes, it is not unwilling, but impossible, and you can only choose to give up; Sometimes, it's not that I don't like it, but that I can't do it and can only choose to forget it. There are always many regrets in life. We are all ordinary people. We can't be calm and have nothing in our hearts. We can only look down on everything.

Talk about the circle of friends in cold weather.

1. It is said that the wind is like a mother's hand, touching us gently. Nima, today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, screaming to death with its mouth open. 2. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a size m coat! Please don't pay on delivery. You may not love it, but don't hurt it.

3. The snowflake roared and hit the face like a needle, which was biting cold.

The coldest place is not the South Pole, but the place without you.

A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

6. I saw a vast expanse of whiteness between heaven and earth. Snowflakes fell from the sky, and white tents were pulled around, and the earth immediately turned white.

7. The weather is very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

8. It's too cold these days. Can anyone invent a pen that can make your homework hands hot?

9. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

10. Who was cold that winter? It makes people have a sore nose, a headache and feet like two pieces of ice.

1 1. It's very cold in the winter morning. The cold wind blows, and my face hurts like a knife. Travellers wear thick hats and warm cotton-padded clothes.

12. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

13. I think it is a hooligan's behavior for a girl to say that she is cold when she is alone.

14. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

15. The wind roared and a snowstorm came. In an instant, the dark sky merged with Xue Hai, and everything was out of sight.

16. It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teaching: Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed.

17. It was so cold that I could even fart and dry my hands.

18. It's so cold that I feel unable to move. Seeing you is like seeing the sunshine.

19. Today's summary is as follows: long holidays in history, bad movies, cold weather and hail.

20. It's snowing. What a beautiful snowflake. When early winter comes, snowflakes report the coming of winter in time.

2 1. It is said that this is a cold season no matter how many clothes you wear.

22. When winter comes, my love will not go away with the migratory birds moving south! In the cold winter, I send sincere wishes with my fiery heart: friend, it's cold, don't forget to add clothes!

23. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

24. It's so cold! Anyone with a conscience will send me a big bear!

25. The weather is bad, the mood is bad, the weather is cold, and my heart is so tangled. How long is the holiday? The answer is that it is close at hand, but the days are like years.

26. Snow is falling all over the sky, Wan Li is frozen, and the cold wind is howling north and south. A crow on the branch curled up and shivered.

27. If the weather is cold and you can't give me a hug, please give me a coat, size XL. Thank you.

28. The most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.

29. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

30. I like to get up in the morning to read the news or miss the phone. I like being told to put on more clothes when it's cold.

3 1. I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

32. There are faint poems in the long clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle greetings in endless joy. The climate is about to get cold. Please pay attention to your health!

33. It's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone in the family thinks you died in the bathroom.

34. It's cold and I really want to have a boyfriend to warm my feet or something.

35. The weather is getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'll put on some clothes.

God, it's so cold that the urine I just peed turned into ice immediately.

Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

38. Cold is just a word. I'm only gonna say this once. I know you'll use snot instead.

39. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

40. It's cold, so is my heart. Maybe this is the right season for me.

The weather is getting colder. Friends circle talks about friends circle. It's cold.

1. It's cold. Please note: In order to make everyone have a warm winter, don't tell cold jokes, humor or send cold messages. Please respond positively and wish everyone a warm winter!

It's so cold, you must take care of yourself and don't freeze! As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

There are always some cherished friends in life, and there are always some unforgettable days in a year. From autumn to summer, from strangeness to familiarity, although you can't always say hello, always remember: pay attention to adding quilts at night in cold weather and clothes during the day!

The past can't stand the erosion of time, youth can't stand the wear and tear of years, and even friendship will be diluted by distance, so I seize this moment to remind you that the weather is cold and take care of yourself.

In the sudden cold weather, if you want to know your news from a distance, do you pay attention to your health and take care of yourself, the pressure of life and work? I can't replace you. I'll send you a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and add clothes in cold weather!

6. A steadfast friendship, with Qian Qian's best wishes, gives you warm greetings that I miss. No matter how far apart we are, our concern for you will never change. In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep greetings. It's cold, the bear got into the tree hole, the snake was busy molting, and you became lazy. I want to sleep when I am full. Your partner told you to go back to your nest to hibernate. Remember to reply to my message before hibernation.

7. In the cold winter, the fingers on the keyboard are a little out of control, but my heart for love really hasn't changed. Always in this winter, silently in my heart, I made my truest wish, my most beautiful blessing, my most sincere heart: May my most beloved you be happy every day!

8. I'm your coat when it's cold, and I'm your medicine when you have a cold. I'm never bad. As long as you need me, I am your support when you are sad, the smile in the short message and the hug when you are happy. I want you to know that fairy tales are our pride!

9. It's cold, pay attention to add clothes and don't catch cold. But you still caught a cold. Look at your sad look, my heart, alas, only one sentence can express it: small sample, you have today! In order not to let me succeed, you should pay attention to your health.

10. A little truth is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Happy every day! Happy every day!

1 1. It takes 3 seconds for a meteor to cross, 1 day for the moon to rise, 1 year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but it only takes 1 second to say a kind word: Take care! It's cold, don't catch a cold!

12. It's cold, so I'll give you a stove for fear of baking you. Send you a scarf in case you misunderstand; Here are your boots. I don't know how big your feet are. Think about it, or give you a sincere message. May you warm every moment and every day!