I really don’t want to have an awkward conversation with you

Let’s talk if we can. If we don’t want to talk, don’t. Can we not chat awkwardly?

Normally speaking, chatting should be a simple thing for many people. When two people meet, they can just talk for a while! But when you meet someone who doesn't know how to chat, you will chat to death every minute, or when you meet someone who doesn't want to chat, but the situation forces you to chat, this is the so-called "awkward chat"!

01 Um, oh, I don’t want to chat

Last night, I saw a screenshot of a chat in Moments, with a paragraph on it: Send this every time you see the other person. In one word, it feels like I have finished my entire life.

Through just a few sentences, I can truly feel the bitterness and helplessness in her heart. But this cold mode of directly replying with "um", "oh" and "ah" is obviously the seven words "I don't want to chat with you" in capital letters!

But if you don’t want to chat, there are many ways. For example, I am a little busy now and I will reply to you later. If you really don’t want to chat, you can just not answer. If you don’t reply, the other party can also think that you have no time to look at your phone, are sleeping, in a meeting, or even that you have been kidnapped... But if you chat with the word "um" awkwardly, it will be ignored across the screen. I feel so stupid!

02? Emoji pack barrage chat

I have a lot of friends in this cat list, so the following scenes are often seen. I originally wanted to ask someone how they are doing, but they only responded with expressions and didn't type a word. At this time, you may be at a loss and simply reply to the other party with an emoticon. If the other party has enough stocks or is willing to continue, you may have another two or three rounds of emoticon barrages. Finally, it ends with various forms of goodbye!

Actually, I don’t hate using emoticons. The right emoticons can not only liven up your conversation, but also bring you closer to each other. But if you start with the picture in the first sentence and the whole conversation is just looking at the picture, then this is obviously perfunctory and shows that there is no need to talk!

If this is the case, it is better to end it as soon as possible. I hope you will say goodbye or sleepy in the first sentence, so as to save a waste of emotions and resources!

03 Answers to pure awkward chats that don’t understand what you asked

When it comes to pure awkward chats, we have to talk about the most awkward female host in China. She has taught us personally. Many tips.

Selina: It’s been so long since I’ve been on stage facing the fans, and I was so nervous that I had a stomachache.

Lu Yu: I am particularly envious of girls who say “Oh, my stomach hurts.” I feel so elegant.

Selina:...

Lu Yu: Choose your favorite magic trick.

Liu Qian: It’s like asking parents to choose their favorite child. It’s not easy to choose.

Sister Lu Yu: Your mother is your only child.

Liu Qian:...

Lu Yu: Can you cook?

Liang Jingru: I am very good at cooking, especially Malaysian cuisine.

Lu Yu: Can you cook Beijing cuisine?

Liang Jingru: Beijing cuisine? Peking duck? That's too complicated. I don't know how. What is Beijing cuisine?

Lu Yu: ...Well, for example, Mapo Tofu.

Liang Jingru: That... seems to be Sichuan cuisine.

Lu Yu: Oh, yes.

Liang Jingru:...

Although it is embarrassing, I believe that as the host of the show, she originally wanted to have a good chat! However, conversation, like playing chess, requires an opponent, and a close match can maintain long-term interest. "Awkward" is also a trick of both virtue and art!

Actually, I’m just talking about the above. Some awkward conversations are really brain problems. For example, I won’t say more! But legend has it that many people who are good at blocking others with one sentence have a deep desire to take advantage of Deyun Society. In front of acquaintances, they can hold on to the chatting scene steadily and turn chatting into an art. Who can become enthusiastic when sitting across from someone you don't know well, chatting about a topic that you're not very interested in? How attentive can you be?

People who know how to chat actually have other people in mind