Self-deprecating sentences with high emotional intelligence Humorous self-deprecating stupid sentences (46 sentences)

1, for me, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement!

2, to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be single! !

You don't need a visa to go to Africa!

No matter how you take a picture of me, it is a silhouette.

How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

6. That on my brother's face is definitely not acne, it's called youth.

7. When soy sauce dripped on me, I couldn't find where it dripped.

8. My hair is waist-length, just waist-length.

There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.

10, if people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

1 1. My mother taught me since I was a child, and it's time to turn around.

12. My most precious property in this world is your heart.

13, gold always shines, but I'm not even a speck of dust.

14, some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but I am too lazy to cramp.

15, intentional study, but failed the course.

16, unwilling to be bullied by others, but why are you so mediocre?

17, I laughed at myself for being dead set on you, but I couldn't keep you.

18, I am the most abnormal among abnormal people and the most abnormal among normal people.

19, I am a wretched and abnormal fighter. What can you do?

20. In a blink of an eye, they have surpassed their teachers and have their own lives when they are away.

2 1. My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, I burst into tears.

22, since I got * *, the whole person is much more energetic than before.

23, squatting in the coal pile can only be poked with a stick, soft is me, hard is coal.

24. Does true love really exist? Of course it exists. You see a lot in TV series.

25. Some people take exams on their own merits. Some people rely on eyesight tests. I took the exam by imagination.

26. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

27. If you don't remember me, I'll give you melon seeds with big ears. Let you remember me forever.

I have worked hard for so long, but if I have a little talent, I should show some signs of success.

29. I am such a good girl that you don't even care. Boy, do you like men?

30. Is there anyone like me? I feel that things in my dreams can always be realized in reality.

3 1, God, please let me grow five centimeters taller. I'm willing to change ten pounds of thinner.

32, don't look at me thin, I am full of muscles; Although I am black, my face is glowing.

33. When you see others playing, when you can't, you don't know they are playing.

I hope that in the second half of my life, I will just enjoy my life, which is amazing.

35. Go your own way and let others talk! Eat your own food and make others vomit!

I was born as a baby. I don't accept any criticism. If you criticize me, I will scold you.

37. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

38. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

The mid-term exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed it out, I decided to hide my strength.

40. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

4 1, stop complaining that you can't find the right person. At the beginning, there were four options in the math multiple-choice question, and you couldn't find the correct answer.

42, too long without kissing, even eating a duck tongue will feel gentle. If you don't hold hands for too long, you will feel shivering with a pickled chicken feet.

43. Sometimes you are indifferent and sometimes you are enthusiastic. Such a big contrast is only because I overestimate my status.

44. Lazy people live an easy life, diligent people are tired of getting sick, the money they get from hard work gets sick, and then they cry all their lives.

45. At first, everything was beautiful. We loved each other, then we were lonely, lonely, waiting, used to it, and finally we sneered and laughed at ourselves, blaming ourselves for being romantic.

46. I just love you so much. How can such an understated melody bind that deep love? And your cold and hot also made me understand that this is a grand irony of self-love, so I perfected you with love and hurt myself with love.