Talk about the mood after 90' s and stay in my heart. Now you can get out.

First, no matter how long it rains, there will be a rainbow at the beginning; No matter how sad you are, believe that happiness is waiting in the rear.

Second, don't hurt people who love you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood.

Three, as long as there are two ways to love a group, either set him free or become a great woman. Whether single or not, women must first have their own independence.

Fourth, be a faint person, don't float, don't rush, don't care about flashy things, don't pursue, don't force it. Live my life indifferently, not vigorously, but with peace of mind.

I can choose to keep it, but I can't keep it.

Six, one? The more people brag about something, the more they clarify it. Something is missing in my heart.

7. Goodbye and never see your heart broken again. Floating on the beach, you can see it with your head down.

My arrogance hurts me. I don't know when I became like this. I learned not to pretend to be myself.

Leave my heart, now you can go.

Ten, even if you have a thousand reasons to insist, you must find a reason for me to persist.

No matter how long it rains, there will be a rainbow after the rain, no matter how sad you are, you should firmly believe that happiness is waiting for you!

Twelve, maybe people should have a kind heart, and I can forgive you if it breaks occasionally; Or maybe people should be bad from the beginning so that others won't hurt you.

Thirteen, sometimes losing is not necessarily enjoying, what is important is that the right person is.

Sometimes, we do something wrong because we use emotions when we should use our brains.

Fifteen, I will be fine and continue to be the happiest person.

Will you suddenly appear in the coffee shop on the corner?

I may not be the best combination, but I will give you the best of me. Popular boutique blank sentences

18. Has anyone ever thanked you for your kindness? It seems that they will only get a long visit.

If we don't care so much and want so much, life will be much more complicated.

The post-90s generation is super funny.

1, clear water gives birth to hibiscus, stupid pigs are different! 2. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Don't smile at your sister, she will fall off when she smiles.

4, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

5, do a multiple-choice question, but the answer is you.

6. There is a big plate on these two lips.

7, squatting on the side of the road to see the chick, lying in bed playing little J.

8. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is not enough!

9. Your stupidity is always so creative.

10, small faint in misty poetry, big faint in soap opera.

1 1. Love investment is nothing more than losing money and earning money.

12, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

13, give me an atomic bomb, and I will send a mushroom cloud to Japan.

14. Why doesn't happiness knock at the door? I was not at home when I knocked at the door.

15, always holding hands, that's love!

16, my daughter-in-law, coaxed into losing face, this is called love.

At the speed of your snail, you can't even eat hot shit.

18, there are some things that don't need to be wrangled, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

19, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

20. Nima, every time I chase a girl, I get another girl.

2 1, Russia abandons everything for you in exchange for a wish that you are happier than Russia.

22, just want to have his love, let me just be your lover.

23, the mountain is not high, there are gods, there is not much water, just drink.

24. Shakespeare said: Love that is not too passionate will last long.

25. Don't arm yourself with worldly ways, he will be acclimatized.

26. I'm afraid of losing everyone and leaving one person to die alone.

27. The best love is to let go of your hand, and the best to let go is to kill him.

You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hurt me by mistake.

29, teacher, wait for the boys in our class to have long hair waist-high, ok?

30. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

3 1, life is like a super girl, and all the men who carry it to the end are pure men.

32. The person who always likes to be active at night is not a good bird, but a bat.

Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

34. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

35, endless acacia blood and tears throw red beans, spring flowers can not finish.

36. I have spread my homework on the balcony. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

38. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

39. I did well in this exam. I only failed liberal arts and science.

40. In the face of the enemy's torture, I have only three words: I will say!

4 1, I tried to give the world a warm hug, but I was slapped all around.

Because nothing is worth remembering forever, I can only make you disappear.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

44. When crossing the road, you hold my hand tightly, and I know this is happiness.

You know I love you, even if the strong wind blows down this dense forest, it won't change.

46. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

47. Everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

48. I am actually a person with a dream, but the reality is so hungry that I ate my dream.

49. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

50. It's not a joke to poke people's pain, it's a deliberate act of playing dumb.

5 1, people think I'm looking down, and I'm looking to see if this hair should be picked up on the ground.

52. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

53, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, that is how tired, or China.

54. Flowers are scattered, dreams are awakened, and there is only you in that life, and it will not dissipate in this life.

55. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles. I got off the bus silently because I was so handsome.

My girlfriend is dating another man behind my back. Oh, your girlfriend is really strong.

57. It is said that God has arranged a person around everyone who is not fat to bother you.

58. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through the roaming chat recording function of smart phones.

59. When cooking for the first time, I asked my dad how he was. He said: this salt is well fried and has a faint smell of eggs.

60. Taobao shopkeepers introduced the fabric of their clothes: this fabric is full of elasticity, comparable to the elastic surface of Jinmailang.

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate. .

62. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it's nitrogen, squat in the corner and blow yourself up.

63. Every time I do my homework, touching my mobile phone is like eating dazzling chewing gum, and I can't stop.

64. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

65. A few guys said that a beautiful woman in front had a round ass, but she turned around and raised her eyebrows: Do you want to touch it?

When I am exhausted, please at least let me reserve the right to remain silent. This is the last way for me to feel sorry for myself.

67. Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. You can see why the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

68. Yue Lao, next time you help me pull the red line, can you change it to a steel wire? Damn it, the red line is of poor quality and always breaks.

69. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.

70. Why do most people in China lie, and they are all professional? That's because they started writing in primary school.

7 1, the sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

72. What each student is good at is to exclude two wrong options from the four options, and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two.

73. I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

74. A woman, standing in front of clothes like an emperor, thinks every day, who should I favor today? I looked, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again.

75. Life should be easy, life should be calm, feelings should be sincere, people should be kind, invite me to dinner should be sincere, save money and don't be sad.

76. Drink Wahaha every day and laugh every day; Drink robust every day, healthy and happy; Drinking Mengniu every day will make you a cow!

Palmist: Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. Me: Huh? I can see that. Why? Palmist: Because the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

78. There are three kinds of people in school. One is to learn to be a bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for the third person, he wants to be a bully, but he can't. If they want to stop studying, they can't stop.

79. Since ancient times, there has been no charming mother in Peking University, but there are three pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants. Peking University has never had a charming mother looking at an airport since ancient times. I happened to see a Mount Fuji, which was also an early apricot.

80. Having dinner with a friend, he asked me to settle the bill. I feel particularly unfair: why should I invite you this time? Last time I ate mala Tang, last time I ate mutton kebabs, last time I ate Lamian Noodles, etc. Which time was not your treat?

8 1, for foodies, the five saddest words in the world are not that we broke up, that we have to work overtime on weekends, or that we have to deduct wages this month, but that we have to avoid spicy cold. Just look at it a few times and you will burst into tears.

Talk about the super drag mood

Super drag mood, talk about choice

1. When you were still in the mainstream, you killed Matt's brother and began to rise.

2. Look at your expression. If someone finds you, a pair of dogs will insist as if they saw their owners, as if afraid that no one would know you were there.

Don't swear easily, put your mother in your pocket.

Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to broadcast them.

You are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise an asshole like you!

6. Take a photo, dig a mouth and drum a cheek, or hold a fist to your face.

7. Don't talk about people like that. They also have a flower at the head of the village, but since she had a flower, cow dung has disappeared.

8. When people say that your breasts are big and your hips are fat, you should immediately show him what you put on the chest pad! My chest is flat.

9. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents didn't take you seriously when they made you.

10. Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all the cats and dogs in your village.

Super-drag mood talk daquan

1. After I met you, I realized what your father meant when he scolded you all day that it was better to have X fever than to have you. Look at X-burn compared with you. Better have an X-burn!

2. the great god is like a bear! Your singing is totally summoning the dead!

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

Your words can only give people entertainment, and you can't find any valuable cultural significance.

5. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter everywhere, I would have thrown you away.

As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!

8. Wear a mask when you go out, and don't let the urban management and the city see it. How hard they work,

9. How did your mother teach you? Some things in life are not mentioned, and every day I know that I am ashamed in front of people.

10. Hanging a wool in the street will make your pocket look better than your face.

1 1. You are not walking on the road of Niu B, you are still strolling on the road of pretending.

12. Is your mother a stepmother? Drinking poisoned milk powder every day makes you such a brain-dead person.

13. Say to those women who love me: If you have the ability, you will love me for life.

14. Say to the affectionate woman around you: It is purely polite to smile at you.

15. I also want to say to the woman I like: I will let your name appear in my household registration book one day.

16. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love. Affectionate seeds are better than that heartless bitch.

17. The person pretending to be B next to me said: Whenever I see someone pretending to be B, I always walk with my head down. Not that I'm well-cultivated. I am looking for bricks.

18. A man wants to divorce his wife when he makes money, and his wife wants to divorce him when he can't make money.

19. Society is progressing. In today's society, people always like one-night stands. I don't know whose wife is lying in your bed tonight, and I don't know whose bed your wife is lying in.

I can't make you happy tonight, but I will make you comfortable.

2 1. I can't satisfy everyone, because I'm not RMB, and because I'm not, everyone is human.

22. I want to tell the girl I like that my love for you is as loyal as RMB.

23. The society is progressing, and people who are bosses always want to have a secretary around them, because there are things that secretaries do, and there is no mother to be a secretary.

I don't know how much it weighs, do I? Well, there's a drugstore around the corner with a scale. Remember, don't break it

25. It seems that everyone is a wonderful flower in the swearing world. . . I also said: you invited me to play 24 o'clock, and I agreed, but I won't play 13 o'clock! ! !

26. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!

27. I think you have 13. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend?

28. When your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost the whole person and raised the placenta.

29. You and Xifeng were born by the same mother, right? Compared with your sister, you are really far behind!

30. Has your family always been breeding according to the principle of hybridization?

3 1. Do you think you are a strong sailor, and you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?

32. You idiot 13 is like a crop in the south. You plant three crops a year and never rest.

It's a little difficult to remember your name. Can I call you an idiot? !

34. Go back and buy two bottles of Yan Fujie to wipe your face.

35. Ah, it hasn't changed with time, and it's still so ugly.

36. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

37. Looking for the sun. )

38. If you have a mother and no education, you will be taught how to stab people.

39. You are walking on a country road with a dog's step. You said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like a fucking adu.

40. Your IQ is as weak as oxygen in the Himalayas.

Classic quotations from the post-90s generation.

1, love is like fast food, it doesn't care about the taste, it can meet the physiological needs.

It is difficult to find a job, but it is not difficult to find a boyfriend. If you can't support people by working, change your mind and let men support you.

3, the word fate is a contradictory individual, fate, points?

4. Incompetent people wait for opportunities, and successful people create opportunities.

5. I finally found the best state of wandering in love and marriage-ambiguity.

6. Responsibility is a matter for parents. As a new generation, our responsibility is to give up our responsibility and live an easy life.

7. There is no right or wrong in the world, because there are more people who say right or wrong, so there is right or wrong.

8. If you get married and have children, you are doomed to be a fool.

9. If you are not sure who you really love, fall in love first. If you are not sure whether you are in love or not, let's move in together first.

Love and bed can be separated. Just because it is convenient to go to bed and there are many preconditions, the motivation for going to bed is not simple.

1 1. History cannot go backwards, because history is a one-way street along time. Can't even stop the red light.

12, let's get married for a better divorce.

13, what time can leave or bleach.

14, the tiger is not arrogant and gives you hello kitty's face.

15, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

16, if you are proud of being born after 80, I am more proud than you, because I was born after 90.

17, remember not to challenge my personality with your humanity.

18, the biggest enemy of a confident and successful person is willfulness.

19, those unbreakable vows are often destroyed after the sacred reproductive behavior of human beings.

Love is like playing basketball. When you get it, you will not hesitate to throw it out.

2 1, I don't love the person who loves me, but the person I love doesn't love me, so I'm curious why so many people get married.

22. I played with you carefully in that game called love, and finally I lost with a bang.

23. Driving on the left in a foreign country can't be a reason for you to drive in the opposite direction here, because this is China-for some people who come back from studying abroad but don't know their last name.