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I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late

Others have a background, but I only have a back view~~.

Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

It is very important to remind everyone to learn to repair their own notebooks! There once was a man who couldn't repair his own notebook... everyone knows what happened next.

I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

It’s not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story!

Go to the pizza shop and get pizza! The waiter asked me if I wanted it cut into 8 pieces or 12 pieces? I thought about it and said: Let’s go with 8 yuan! 12 yuan is too much to finish!

The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

Even if you believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

Real good friends don’t have endless topics to talk about when they are together, but when they are together, they won’t feel embarrassed even if they don’t talk.

There is no other half with 100 points, only two people with 50 points!

Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you!

There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - ah, it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

Asked a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" The colleague said: "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec!"

I ordered two dishes from the canteen at noon. After eating the first one, I was shocked, "Is there any more unpalatable dish in the world than this?" After eating the second one, I cried, "There really is."

When the mouse shows its power, everyone becomes a sick cat.

If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.

Listen to your words and save me ten books!

You make your debut at the age of 0, and you make progress every day at the age of 10. At the age of 20, you have lofty ideals, and at the age of 30, you work hard to become stronger. The 40-year-old is basically oriented, the 50-year-old is popular everywhere. Play mahjong when you are 60 years old, and wander around when you are 70 years old. The 80-year-old Lala lives at home, and the 90-year-old hangs it on the wall!

When I take off my clothes, I am a beast; when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

"Dear, I... I'm pregnant... for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, and you are not responsible..."

We had a little disagreement: She I hope I can turn dirt into gold. I hope she sees gold as dirt.

Studying Chinese for 10 years is not as good as chatting on QQ for half a year.

I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out 6 coins from my pocket: If all six are heads, I will go to class! After thinking about it for a long time, I decided not to take the risk...

I bought a Western Zhou clay pot for 80,000 yuan. Yesterday I went to the "Treasure Appraisal" column for appraisal. The expert said seriously: " This is from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week! ”

I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts, and fake buttocks! ! ! But I just don’t tolerate money! ! ! !

A gentleman pretends to be dead to be a confidant, and a woman undergoes plastic surgery to please someone who pleases her.

Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

Marriage notice: The requirements are as follows, A is alive and B is female.

Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

Only by eating appropriately can you have the strength to lose weight.

Shake and shake until you reach Naihe Bridge.

Question: What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me!

Come back quickly, I can’t fool you!

Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next

When you fall, get up and cry again

It is difficult in the world Self-extraction includes not only teeth but also love.

Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it but few people see it.

Instead of planting grass so that no one can lie on it, it is better to plant cactus instead!

Oh my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

It turns out that as long as people are separated, no matter how familiar they were, they will gradually become alienated.

Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.

Time is for wandering, the body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and the soul is for singing.

I am a little short-sighted, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!

How far is forever? You kid, just get away as far as you can

I encountered a writer’s signature: It may seem like it, but it may not necessarily be the case.

I met a GG personalized signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late...

The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

The important task of the post-80s generation is to create the post-08 generation.

The school uniform is ugly but I want to wear it with you for a few more years.

1. In the last summer, can we not say goodbye?

2. After graduation, I'm afraid I won't even have the chance to look at you secretly.

3. On graduation day I thought I left hell, but actually I left heaven.

4. I was embarrassed when we first met, but now I'm red-eyed when we say goodbye.

5. Time is not yet old and we are already separated.

6. Maybe the graduation photo is the only time I take a photo with him.

7. I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

8. I'm not afraid of graduation, I'm afraid of parting after graduation.

9. Please give me a hug after graduation. I don’t want to leave with regrets.

10. After June, no one will suddenly come in from the back door, startle you, and confiscate your spicy chips and mobile phone.

11. After three years of junior high school, all I have left is a graduation photo and a thick classmate book.

12. What I am afraid of is not graduation in June, but I am afraid that I will never find such a sincere friendship again.

13. On the day of graduation, the class monitor suggested that the class sit in a circle, and each person write a secret of their own on a piece of paper and pass it to the person on the left. In this way, while everyone shares a secret of their own, they also keep a secret of others. I deliberately sat on his left side. I have been secretly in love for three years but haven’t dared to confess. It would be nice to know one of his secrets, I comfort myself. There were only three words on the note: I love you.

14. We all fell in love with school when we were about to graduate.

15. On graduation day, we say goodbye with a smile!

16. Let’s not cry on graduation day, I want to save the most beautiful side until the last moment!

17. The school uniform is ugly but I want to wear it with you for a few more years.

18. The principal said that this semester was the shortest. The other grades clapped their hands and applauded, but the third grade students were silent.

Beautiful English signature with translation_I miss you but I have missed you

There are 7 billion people in this b.

(Without love, the earth becomes a tomb. )

No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my e.

Don’t be afraid, just like my heart, it will always be your home.

Then that be together, in the flo

You can have it all. You just cant have it all at once.

You can have it all, just You can’t get it all at once.

Do not base your happiness off someone else.

Do not base your happiness off someone else.

Do not base your happiness off someone else.

Under the house, you come the shade the temperature of your hand.

My hand will never forget the temperature of your hand.

Close your eyes, and see yourself, you are clearly visible.

Close your eyes, and see yourself, you are clearly visible.

Close your eyes, and see yourself, you are clearly visible.

Every time a good night, feeling each others feelings.

Every time a good night, feeling each others feelings.

If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me,,

If we do not have equal love, let me love more

I have always loved you, but you do not know.

I have always loved you, but you do not know.

I have always loved you, but you do not know.

miss you but i miss you. . .

This sentence means (I miss you, but I have missed you)

love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I with you.

I love you, not because of who you are, but because I like how I feel when I am with you. Talk about puppy love. Talk about not falling in love prematurely.

1. The teacher said to me: Don’t fall in love prematurely, you will meet someone better in the future. I just want to say: I don’t want better, I just want what I have now.

2. Don’t take the Beijing University of Postgraduate Studies exam. Even if you take the exam, you have to fall in love first!

3. I can’t imagine that my childhood has left me, and I feel this way because my parents are urging me to find a girlfriend. It turns out that I am already an independent adult in their hearts. It’s really funny to have this feeling. I can finally find a girlfriend openly and openly during my childhood. I also can’t imagine it. It seems like just yesterday, the teacher emphasized not to fall in love prematurely. It turns out that puppy love and love are so closely related. Childhood ends with no boundaries between boyhood and youth.

4. The hostess fell in love early when she was 18. The man cheated on her three months later. She was heartbroken and remains single to this day.

I have nothing to do with my ex anymore. Seven years have passed. We met by chance on the Shenzhen subway a while ago and we recognized each other at a glance. It has been seven years. You were 1.63 meters tall back then and you are still 1.63 meters tall now. Is this considered retribution for cheating?

5. In fact, what kind of sin is puppy love? I still don't understand.

6. The teacher said, students, don’t fall in love early. What you are talking about now will be other people’s wives in the future. When I heard this, I thought, damn, other people’s wives, it’s exciting just thinking about it.

7. I have three wishes that will never come true in this life: early love, early marriage, and early birth.

8. I thought I was very strong and romantic. Maybe every girl who fell in love early would think so. In fact, only after you have gone through it will you realize that you cannot bear such a load because you have not reached that age yet.

9. I don’t fall in love prematurely because I tell myself that falling in love early is to support others’ wives.

10. The teacher said: If you are about to take the high school entrance examination and fall in love early, don’t fight so as not to affect your mood; if you don’t fall in love early, don’t express your love to avoid being rejected and affect your mood.

11. Puppy love is the hesitation of tasting the forbidden fruit for the first time; secret love is the sadness of tossing and turning; first love is the reverie of Chang'e flying to the moon; passionate love is the madness of boiling happiness; lovesickness is full of sweetness. Bags; 12.12 Expression of Love Day is a once-in-a-century festival, just like my infatuation, let us travel together in life and move towards the place called romance.

12. Many people do not advocate puppy love, but when my child goes on a date, I encourage her, which she finds strange. Throughout human history, you will find that happiness has nothing to do with the age at which you start falling in love, because there is no specific rule in history that says you must be old enough to start falling in love.

13. Puppy love is about practice but not love. It is normal for you to like a boy in adolescence, but you cannot tell him that others like you, and you must also learn to respect others.

14. Every beautiful and pure love on campus has been ruined in the name of puppy love.

15. My heart is beating, my love is burning, I can’t forget the taste of puppy love; I write a diary and hand out notes, but adults don’t know the secret; when I kiss for the first time, my lips are wrong, but it tastes good. ; The first time I hugged, I didn’t know the instep was swollen, I just listened to the other person’s heartbeat; the first time I held hands, it felt so wonderful to get an electric shock. I learned the techniques from movies and TV shows, and it was ridiculously clumsy. If you love it, just love it, and forget it if it's over. Cherish the people around you and wish you a beautiful love!

16. The teacher said that premature love is bad. We are very obedient and will only fall in love secretly.

17. When I went to school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare, be rebellious, fall in love early, fight, poke people's spines, and get to know a lot of dogs. Apart from these, I learned nothing else.

18. I still remember what my father once told me when I was a child. Don't fall in love prematurely. turn out to be! That's because only by waiting for your appearance can my true love be performed.

19. She read the note he gave her and it turned out to be a date. To go or not to go? She was preoccupied. He and she were from the same hometown and classmates, and they usually interacted with each other frequently. If you don't go to the appointment, you're afraid of breaking his heart; if you go to the appointment, you're afraid of falling into the quagmire of puppy love, what should you do?

20. Puppy love is harmful, but I don’t regret it.

21. Early-ripening fruits are often sold at a good price when they are marketed in the morning. This is also in line with market rules, right? Why do parents and teachers want us not to fall in love early? I really don't understand what they think.

22. The group leader is low-key, lives a simple life, has simple thoughts, and does not talk too much. He is a rare honest person. Fortunately, I listened to my mother and did not fall in love prematurely. Otherwise, I would have fallen in love with such a dull group leader. What a terrible thing!

23. When I was a child, my mother taught me earnestly not to fall in love prematurely. If she said that, I would not be able to have a new girlfriend when I go to college~

24. In fact, falling in love early is not a delay. Study, what delays study is secret love.

25. These days, no one will believe you are a student if you don’t fall in love early, don’t be mean, don’t cheat, don’t be rebellious, don’t copy your homework, and don’t play with your mobile phone.

26. Puppy love is not terrible. Falling out of love is the end.

27. There is no such thing as premature love or eating forbidden fruits in the world. No matter what age, as long as both parties like it and are willing, any relationship or sexual behavior is a natural human right. It is the greatest right of human beings and cannot be stopped by interference from others. This is my avant-garde and ridiculous point of view.

28. In ancient times, there was no puppy love, only childhood sweethearts.