Humorous sentences describing hot weather?

Interesting quotations describing hot weather

1) Just got out of the shower and sweated.

2) Are you going to heat me to death this summer?

3) Air-conditioner sellers buy houses in Beijing Second Ring Road.

4) It won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted!

5) In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

6) If I had to choose a way to die now, I would freeze to death.