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What is suitable for girls to be naughty?

1. I used to be simple, but now I just know more dregs and dogs, and then I become smart.

2. Are there really ghosts in this world? If there is, I would like to be a ghost, because ghosts will not hurt people, and I can see what you are doing where you can't see.

Old Ben, don't try your best to line me up. I can talk everywhere.

4. Accompany his girlfriend to find someone he secretly loves. They walked side by side, chatting happily, and suddenly felt like a third wheel.

Find a chance to kill my deskmate, he knows too much.

6.are you crazy? "Then why didn't you drown?" .

7. Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure.

8. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is someone who can tolerate my mental illness, and the other is someone who is as mental as me.

9. Mom said that things in the refrigerator can't be moved, and then she observed them carefully for a month and found that those things really can't be moved.

10. You are like the moon, bypassing the orbit and embracing the earth and shining back and forth.