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Very domineering. Tell me about it.

1, choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

2, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

If a man loves you, he can do whatever he wants. If he doesn't love you, even dying for him thinks you are unnecessary.

I'm not a raccoon, so it's fun to play without you.

I can get used to you or change you.

6. You asked me to step down, and I gave you no chance to go on stage.

7. A whore is always a whore. You can't change your figure.

8. I pretend that I have a little capital, but I don't have you in my heart.

9. I only have one kind of love. Either I don't pay or I have to pay, that's all.

10, even if my love is cheap, it's not a discount for you.

1 1, eat, drink, and be merry, and call your wife through thick and thin.

12, you said to turn over the salted fish, and I said it was still salted fish.

13, I don't send messages. Do you really think I'm a man?

14, I want to tell you that I am not your parents, and there are not so many stories for you to remember.

15, the world is so big, there is only one me, you watch and cherish it.

16, even if you can see through my soul, it doesn't mean you can see through my heart.

17, there is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.

18. Everything in this world will be changed by time, but you are here and I am here.

19, I want to be the air in my next life, so that you can't live without me.

20. Don't mention the past to me. I just don't want to go back, so I completely forgot about him.

2 1, the sadder you are, the more you listen to love songs. This is called fighting poison with poison.

22. True strength is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.

I would rather have an enemy like God than a friend like a dog.

I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.

25. If you are gravity, I will never resist and redefine the level.

26. No matter how handsome, you can only love me.

27. If you don't love me, you can still bear the loss.

28. I never want something that doesn't belong to me

Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

30. If you treat me as an invisible man, I won't treat you as a colored man.

3 1, I believe that the end of love is you, and no one can replace it.

32. I can take you to heaven, or I can throw you into hell myself.

The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

34, life is too long, you are just a landscape!

35. Some things are innate and indelible.

One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

As long as your heart is cruel enough, nothing in this world will make you sad.

People say that you have changed because you didn't live according to his idea.

39. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

Since you have chosen to run counter to me, don't look back.

4 1, some mistakes, once is enough, never again.

42. For me, I won't give away what belongs to you.

I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

44. I am who I am. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

45. Even if labor and capital are single, they will have the same prosperity.

46. I will cherish what I care about with my life.

47. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.

I don't need others to love me. I love myself more than anyone.

49. When you grow up, you are crazy, and you are nostalgic. This is all your own business.

50. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

Very domineering space. Tell me about daquan.

1. As long as someone steps on our heads, no matter he is a tiger or a lion, even if he can't beat him, let him drop a piece of meat.

If you mess with me again, I'll write your name on my underwear and beat you to death with my fart.

3. Do you know those girls who cry every day to be thin as lightning? The diameter of lightning is 5 meters.

There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

5. If you like someone, you should be brave enough to express it. Don't worry about being ugly. What if she is blind? Don't be afraid of her rejecting you to your face. Maybe she is dumb.

If one day I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.

7. I don't hide a knife in my smile, and my heart is like a snake and scorpion. How can I deserve you?

8. Don't mess with me. Be careful of the day when I forward it to you.

9. A man was chasing a female classmate, who gave him an ultimatum: Don't bother me unless Audi A6 and a two-story villa satisfy me. Male wry smile. Go home and ask your parents for advice. Father smoked a cigarette and said with a sigh, the car is easy to handle. Sell the Rolls Royce at home and buy some Audi cars. It's just that we can't tear down three floors of this two-story villa. What a pity. You and her should forget it. There are many girls in the world. There's no need to tear down the house to chase her.

10. How can a woman tell if I am a man or a woman in classical Chinese?

1 1. Put away your cowardice and show your domineering. No one helped you when you fell. There are many animals watching your jokes.

12. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

13. If you choose a man who makes money, you have to accept his indifference to home. If you choose a man with a family, you have to accept that he doesn't make money. You have chosen a rational person, and you have to accept his calculation. If you choose an obedient man, you must accept his inferiority complex. You choose a brave man, you have to accept his stubbornness. If you choose a capable man, you have to accept his bullying and irrationality. The perfect man only exists in dreams and idol dramas!

14. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

15. You always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to finally understand people's hearts.

16. Visiting the night market, I: How much is this? Vendor: 380 This is real gold. I: 10 yuan. Vendor: Look carefully. This is real gold. I: 10 yuan. Vendor: OK! See you so persistent in selling you. Me: I'll practice bargaining if I don't buy it. Stall owner: Don't run if you have the ability, and see if the labor and capital don't chop you to death.

17. Your X-ray shows that your ribs are broken. What should we do, doctor? It's okay. I've fixed it for you and Mito Xiu Xiu.

18. Dysmenorrhea is like dazzling chewing gum, full of pain and lasting for a long time. More importantly, it can't stop!

19. You don't need to stay or leave the person who deleted your information. Let go of the person who broke your heart as soon as possible.

20. What do you think of the goddess on the Internet now? Oh, just like instant noodles, isn't it? No, the pictures are for reference only.

2 1. Don't ask too much of your daughter-in-law: she is beautiful and can cook. That's a rice cooker. Cute and not old, it's a cherry ball. Independent and centered on you, that's your mother. Beautiful, lovely, can cook, never old, economically independent, you-centered, that's your mother making cherry balls for you with a rice cooker.

22. I wish a dog who deceives his feelings a long life, no love and no children.

I am not happy, but I want to live with a smile.

24. What you pay now will be a kind of precipitation, and they will pave the way silently, just to make you a better person.

25.do you want me? Give me a one-word answer.

26. Many times, it is not the other person who can't let go, but the lost memory.

27. It is the person you love who cured your temper, and it is the person who loves you who can endure your temper.

28. Many things are between injustice and affectation.

29. I am most afraid of strangeness after deep friendship, pain after seriousness, use after trust, and indifference after gentleness.

30. I never like to compete with others for things. You can take them if you like, as long as you can take them.

3 1. Some people are telling jokes nearby, while others are laughing in the distance.

32. The so-called maturity is a smile that you should cry and make trouble without saying a word.

33. Are you in poor health? Isn't your face beautiful? What's wrong with character? It doesn't matter, no matter how bad I am, it's none of my business if others are excellent. Nobody loves me. I love myself.

34. It is not terrible to be slapped by others for no reason. The terrible thing is that you never thought about how to pay it back.

35. The proudest thing is not being chased by many people, but having someone who will never give up on you anyway.

36. Many times, it is not the other person who can't let go, but the lost memory.

Counting the college entrance examination, we spent 12 years of youth and at least 400,000 tuition fees. We supported Platinum Stationery Factory, Chen Guang Stationery Factory, Cai Zhen Stationery Factory, numerous paper mills, numerous printing houses, Hanlin Bookstore, Xinhua Bookstore, the transportation industry in the city, as well as the salaries of all teachers, the principal's car, the principal's room and the principal's mistress. This is our credit!

38. The person who accompanied us to the end is not the most unforgettable person, but the most suitable person.

Don't trade my secret for your friendship with others.

40. Every time I walk alone in the rain, I hope someone behind me can suddenly hold up an umbrella for me.

Very realistic and domineering sentences about mood

1. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

Love and bread will exist, but don't forget to bring your brain.

3. Give up what you can't do, and people who can't catch up don't like it. I've always been like this. I quit when I encounter difficulties.

Sorry, my temper is beyond my control, let alone everyone's feelings.

The truth is, if you don't understand me, it's always my fault, so don't be surprised, even the explanation is redundant.

6. please yourself first. As for the others, I look at the mood according to friendship, which is indifferent.

I want to give up anything that makes me tired now. Don't be reasonable.

8. Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend. It is against heaven that our god falls in love with mortals.

9. Interesting people are generally single, because a person can support boring years and has no energy to find someone who is still very interesting.

10. I mean no harm to the world, but I am always deeply teased by it.

1 1. Life is just going its own way. What I do is none of your business.

12. After all, you are still young. I didn't know that in this world, cold comes and summer goes. At sunrise and sunset, people gather and disperse.

13. Tell the secret to Feng, and don't blame him for being all over the forest.

14. The most calm woman I have ever met never sends a text message or calls a man when she has nothing to do. I asked her what she thought. She said: If he is not busy, he will contact me. If he is busy, why should I bother him? If he is not busy and doesn't contact me, why should I contact him? Women are water. When you met me at 0 degrees, I instantly turned into ice. You love me with 100 degrees, and I immediately boil; You treat me at 50 degrees, I am neither cold nor hot.

15. How many secrets does a person need to hide in order to spend his life skillfully?

16. Negative energy in the middle of the night leads to doubts about life, but you can laugh like a fool during the day. Maybe this is life.

17. There is always disappointment and infatuation, and there is always extravagant hope of satisfaction.

18. The face is light and the wind is light. No one knows how tight your teeth are. You follow the wind. No one knows you still have bruises on your knees.

19. Don't think that the world has abandoned you. In fact, the world has no time to talk to you.

20. The clown was so tired that he laughed and cried the audience.

2 1. Time not only allows you to see through others, but also allows you to recognize yourself. Many times, we learn to live by stumbling.

22. People who don't cry are monsters, while those who always cry are losers.

You should believe that one day you will meet better people and have a better life. From then on, all your smiles are from the heart, and all your tears are tears of joy.

24. Some things are put off for a while, while others are gone for life.

25. Destiny gives you a lower starting point than others. It requires you to struggle all your life and create the story of the Jedi counterattack. This story is about dreams and independence.

26. Companionship is the greatest comfort in the world.

27. In the end, you can become the person you believe, because the two most terrible words in the world are persistence and seriousness. Serious people change themselves, persistent people change their destiny. As long as you are on the road, there is no place you can't go.

28. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

29. Although twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to screw it off. I'll be happy if I screw it off

30. There are always people who don't like me. What can you do, please me in every way, or kill people!

3 1. To make matters worse, if you are a good person for a long time, others will think you are a coward.

You give me enough money, I don't mind you looking for other women outside. If you give me enough love, I won't leave you for money.

33. This time, I will completely push you away and never be a poor person left behind again.

34. Really good girls, they don't need you to pay the bill, you don't need to pick them up every day, you don't need to send expensive gifts, you don't need to be attentive all the time, and of course, you don't need them.

35. Smart people are sweet-tongued, annoying people can act, but you can't do anything but be cheated.

36. Don't argue with people with different views, don't complain to people who don't care about you, and don't please people who don't like themselves.

37. You used to be someone else's the Monkey King, but in my eyes, you are just a smelly monkey.

38. Sometimes you may not even realize it. After you have experienced something or met someone, you seem to be a different person and quietly bid farewell to your former self.

39. When you live well enough, you will find that some people live as your shadow and you become their direction.

40. I am either your wife or your wife's nightmare.

Realistic domineering sad talk about very realistic domineering talk about short sentences

1, I can't beat anything. You were fate before, and then you were memory.

2. Those who dare to make a distinctive voice in the crowd and offend the crowd must have great skills.

Have you ever found that when a woman begins to question something, the accuracy is always surprisingly high.

4. Because I'm afraid of losing someone, I'm always afraid to refuse and try my best to please everyone. In fact, we don't have to make everyone like you, and we will be happier if we realize that we are not so important in others' hearts.

Write a poem for the rest of your life, but you can't mention a word about him.

6. Some things can't be forced, such as love, such as faith.

7. His heart has already changed seasons, and you are still standing on the day when he made a promise.

8. Now, listen carefully. You go your way, I'll go my wooden bridge, and we'll stay out of it. You let me down. You don't have to hide from me, log in invisibly, and you don't have to tell me anything.

9. Don't treat everyone else as a fool.

10, you always care about other people's feelings, preferring to be wronged rather than unhappy. When another person loses, you get nervous. As soon as the other person apologizes, you will be soft-hearted, and even think that you are angry because you care. It's silly of you to carry other people's happiness, and sometimes you can't breathe, but I know that your sensitivity is due to kindness. But good people will not suffer in the end, and more people will love you in return.

1 1. The meaning of life lies not in holding a good hand, but in playing a bad hand.

12, learn to be rude, leave when you should, and leave when you should.

13, the most uncomfortable thing is to listen to the person you like talk about the person you like and pretend not to care.

14, enemies become comrades-in-arms mostly for survival, and comrades-in-arms become enemies mostly for money.

15, childhood ignorance is lovely, juvenile ignorance is ridiculous; The ignorance of youth is pitiful; Ignorance in middle age is sad, and ignorance in old age is sad.

16, I've seen too little of the world, and it's easy to feel good about a person. You won't be so entangled when you go out.

17, the feeling that a close person is suddenly unfamiliar and hopes are completely lost is like drinking cold water and actually getting burned.

18, you can feel uncomfortable when you meet something you like, and you can see your eyes ache all night when you meet a movie you like. But even so, the next time I see my favorite food and a good movie, I can't help it. So is the person you like. After I like it once without restraint, I want to be impulsive again.

19, the only person you can hurt is the one who loves you the most in the world, because others can't care about you at all.

20. You don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you, and you don't know how awesome people are until so-called friends hurt you.

2 1, it doesn't matter if you don't meet someone who gives you a sense of security. Learn to give yourself strength. Read books, listen to music, run, whatever you like. Earnestly enrich yourself, settle down positive and negative emotions, and be happy with the situation rather than indifferent. Is to ensure that you can support yourself under any circumstances.

To tell the truth, I often despair, but I still firmly believe that everything will be fine as long as the rain stops.

23, self-entertainment, self-pity, self-directed.

24, learn to be independent, can no longer bother others blindly, do your own thing, as the saying goes, it is better to ask for help than to ask for help.

25, third-rate makeup is the makeup on the face; Second-rate makeup is spiritual makeup; First-class makeup is the makeup of life.

26. Stubborn people are better than obedient people most of the time, and arrogant people are superior in most cases.

In which direction the wind blows, the grass falls. When I was young, I thought I was the wind, but in the end I was black and blue, and I realized that we were all just grass.

28. It doesn't always take a few seconds to find a particularly comfortable relationship. Sometimes I would like to send you everything I see now. I don't need to organize concise language. I'm not afraid to say the wrong thing, and I won't wait for a reply when I send it, because I know you will always see it. This is a sense of trust and stability that will not be left behind at any time.

29. Sometimes, we can't let go, not because of loss, but because of our own efforts.

30. I loved you so much and thought about the future.

Years later, I married my husband. Thank you for not marrying him.

32. When you are chatting with others intimately and getting high, don't forget that there is another person waiting for your reply.

33. It's still sad to mention you, but it's not like before.

The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself.

35. No one has ever understood me … I am used to pretending to be strong and facing everything alone. In fact, I cherish the people around me, but the pressure of life makes me good at forgetting and forgetting all those memories? . I thought forgetting can make me happy, but I feel more lonely ... In fact, I also long for someone to understand me. I also long for someone to come into my heart.

36, look at a person's worth, depends on his opponent.

37. Everyone has the habit of judging good or bad by the first impression. If you think a person is good, you love my house and my dog. If you think a person is bad, you will totally deny it.

38. It is said that girls should not be too strong, otherwise no one will be hurt. But who knows, I am not self-reliant, self-reliant and strong, who will give me warmth when I need shoulders? Many times, I don't really want to be strong, I am forced to be strong. Who doesn't know that no matter how strong a girl is, there is always a bruise in her heart? No pain doesn't mean you haven't been hurt. If you understand, please don't just see her smile, you should see the tears in her heart.

39. Many people believe that there is no doomed life, and everything is basically a series of coincidences. However, even people who hold this belief will come to the conclusion that at some point in their lives, when they look back, it is inevitable to find something that has been regarded as coincidence for many years.

40. Don't pretend if you don't like it, and don't force it if you don't like it. Life is already so hard, why do you wronged yourself?