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How can love be praised as soon as it smells?
Chopsticks are the only thing I can't put down for the rest of my life.
Boyfriend will only affect the speed of your cooking.
Don't call me single dog, I'm a lightning wolf.
Some people are worried about the exam, others are worried about the election, and only a useless person like me is thinking, what will I eat in the future?
There are thousands of things in the world, and I only care about food.
7. You should cook quietly and become a fat man. After eating in the canteen, others will have nothing to do.
8. On that stinky and rotten day, I want to cook a good meal.
9. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only a moment of dry food makes me calm and carefree.
10. The desert is lonely and straight, and the rice can't be late. Rivers flow into the sea, and I am the strongest in the canteen.
1 1. He is also a qualified chef today.
12. People who have nothing to do can't enter the door when they are full.
13. It doesn't matter if you delay. If you affect my cooking, it will be a big problem.
14. On the way to dinner, the wind was very sweet.
15. Baby, why do I miss you so much? No dry food? roll
16. We will cook quietly and let everyone starve.
17. Don't worry, I just think about you every day.
18. Eat well, sleep well and live well. I hope my past efforts can realize my ideals and wishes.
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20. Falling in love will only affect the speed of my cooking.
The most popular sentences will be forwarded by seconds.
I had a dream in which you had long hair and we grew old together.
What you should do at the best age is: don't worry about the past, don't be afraid of the future, know what you want, constantly improve yourself and work hard for the future. Treat feelings rationally, don't cry, don't look back, and don't make do.
Friendship is like an endless movie. The sour, sweet, bitter and spicy between films are carefully showing different joys and sorrows.
If you become more and more indifferent, you think you have grown up, but you haven't. Be gentle when you grow up and be gentle with the whole world.
I love that you are a drama with no result, but even if you know the ending, you are too deeply involved.
6. The best living condition is that one person is quiet and rich, and two people are warm and practical.
7. People, who have a dream of red mansions and live in the world of water margin, want to make friends with the Taoyuan brothers of the Three Kingdoms, but they will always meet some monsters in the Journey to the West.
8. Someone has been looking for you, but the road is too dark and far, so you have to wait.
9. Everyone needs someone around him, someone who needs an excuse to go out to play, and someone whose parents are sure to rest assured.
10. When I feel unlucky, I will think: This is my bad luck. After that, the rest are lucky!
1 1. You don't have to be responsible for every passerby, and you don't have to preach to every passerby.
12. You haven't lost anything. You always have nothing, don't you?
13. People have to believe something when they are alive. Feelings are unreliable, so we have to trust money.
14. Don't play a life that you are not good at for someone who doesn't belong to you.
15. When you are getting better and better, you will meet more and more excellent people.
16. Only children can distinguish right from wrong, and adults only look at pros and cons.
17. In your play, I am willing to be your supporting role. The premise is that this supporting role is irreplaceable.
18. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
19. 80% of the pain in life comes from going to work, but I know that if I don't go to work, 100% of the pain comes from having no money. So, between going to work and having no money, I chose to go to work.
20. I didn't mean to. How can I be sad?
Complete sentences that will be forwarded by Erzan (2) 1. Don't be a victim, tell others about your misfortune. Just say three words to everyone and don't lose my heart at all.
2. I was fine before. I think little, go to bed early and like to laugh. Somehow, I suddenly led a sloppy life.
Don't rely too much on others in this world. Because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.
4. Getting it back and false alarm are probably the two most beautiful words in the world.
Growing up will always lose a lot, but what I lose most is happiness.
6. Life is very tired, don't make your mind tired again; Life is not long, don't push yourself.
7. Everyone looks special, and it takes courage to live.
It would be a shame if you asked me to leave. If you want to leave, I have to dump you first.
9. Live fish will swim against the current, while dead fish will drift with the current.
10. There will always be people stepping on colorful auspicious clouds and finally lying on your blacklist.
1 1. I try to make money, not because I love money, but because I don't want to be with anyone in my life.
12. You are the hope and sugar of my tired life.
13. I find that holding your hand is like pulling a dog.
14. All the memories with you, although it has been so long, will remind me of my sad soul now.
15. Don't pretend to work hard, because the result won't accompany you in acting!
16. Free and useless soul, may everything you suppress burst out one day.
17. For people after the age of 30, ten years and eight years are just a matter of time. But for young people, three to five years can be a lifetime.
18. Don't always be hot and cold to me, so I'm afraid of catching a cold.
19. Trees grow high to absorb sunlight, eagles fly high to catch prey, and people stand high to accept challenges.
20. If he likes you, your temper is mostly called character; If he doesn't like you, even if you are as docile as a cat, he will think you have lost your hair.
Complete sentences that will be forwarded by Erzan (3) 1. Everything is irretrievably vulgar.
Outstanding artistic achievements can only be achieved with tears. Whoever is not prepared to suffer hardship will not have confidence. [France] Angel's On the Angle of Art 1 page.
Grandpa didn't lose to the war, but he experienced the cruelty of the war; Father did not lose to poverty, but survived the famine when he was poor; And you shouldn't lose to reality. Come on, friend!
Don't be afraid of women's material things. An immaterial woman is even more terrible, because what she wants is true love, which you can't afford.
No one can predict the future. Cherish the present and do everything carefully is what you can do now.
6. There are some things that we know are wrong, but we have to insist because we are unwilling.
7. There is only one thing in the world that can withstand the impact of life forever: a quiet heart.
8. I think one of the greatest braveness in life is to maintain trust and love after being cheated and hurt.
9. You have me in your world, but not just me; There is no you in my world, but I just want you.
10. Finally, I know everything about age, but everything is separated.
1 1. May our wishes finally come true and everything live up to today's compromise.
12. If anyone dares to interfere in my love, I will chop your leg off!
13. People who don't like you will think that you have poisoned others even if you hand them a glass of water.
14. If it weren't for two of a kind, all my favorites would be sad.
15. Tears flowed down, with a touch of sadness or reluctance, but the source of all this sadness was not the past, not forgetting.
16. The best feeling in life is that you did what others said you couldn't do.
17. If that person once appeared in this world, others will be reconciled! I don't want to settle.
18. Some roads are taken alone. It was dark and windy.
19. No matter who you meet, it is no accident that he will appear in your life.
20. Still walk through the snow and tell the people you meet again that you are here.
2 1. The leaves have returned to the embrace of the earth, and it's time for you to return to my embrace.
22. Eat less if you are fat, go to bed early if you are sleepy, earn more if you are poor, and stay away from points. No one can help you unless you save yourself.
Don't waste your best time on unnecessary waiting and indecision.
24. People are so strange, using attacks to test the bottom line and using injuries to woo.
25. The most fascinating thing about a person is that he is brave enough not to change himself for anyone and then live a chic life.
A space that will be praised by seconds (a collection of 60 sentences)
The space to praise in one second. Talk about the copy 1 article 1. Foresee you, see you, meet you, and then, we will leave.
No one urged me to go to bed early, and no one said good night to me.
Don't look for inappropriate forms of entertainment just because you are lonely, cater to groups that don't belong to you, and love people at your fingertips. Everyone will be lonely. Many people are not the cynicism you remember. You just can't see their unknown loneliness. Don't let the momentary emptiness disturb your persistence in your dreams. We are all the same, we should learn to bear the inevitable loneliness in life. After that, you can see perfection and prosperity.
I just hope that when you are sad, you can see that I am still by your side.
Walking all the way, even the scenery on the road was too late to review.
6. The more I talk about myself, the more bored I feel. Sometimes I just don't want to live.
7. How to spend this heartbreaking lovelorn time "Most breakups are because they don't know how to accept it at a good time." At this point, "why not start a period of flying life?"
8. The unforgettable past is only the past after all, and it is only an attribute.
9. On a clear day, I am the purest cloud.
10. I love you. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
1 1. Use my youth, please be dissolute, please return my love, please cherish!
12. In love, there is no winning or losing. If you love, you love with all your heart. Who will say that those who love more are losers? In my opinion, the people who have the deepest and truest feelings are the happiest.
13. For a problem, no matter how many major cases are raised, there are always cases that are not understood.
14. I just hope you can understand that you are here. If you're not here, you'll be old. That's all.
15. There are so many wonderful things at the moment that we ordinary people feel embarrassed.
16. People who know your past are terrible, and people who have photos of your past are even more terrible.
17. I won't love you like a fool, because you are not worth it!
18. I haven't had time to watch this sky with you, let my skirt float in front of your eyes, and watch the morning mist with your arms. Am I always only suitable for quiet gaze?
19. A good-natured man is extremely charming.
Actually, you can watch him leave, but you can't be as calm as an outsider.
The space that will be praised by seconds. Talk about the copywriting 2 2 1. When your heart is really painful and tears are about to flow down, then look up at this sky that once belonged to us; If the sky is still vast and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because his departure doesn't take away the world that belongs to you.
22. I really hope to meet the right person. Everything is just right, the temper is just complementary, and the height ratio is just right. Will quarrel and bicker, but understand that no one will leave and keep each other in mind. The perfect love is that you help me dry my hair after washing it. When it is cold, you put on my coat. You surprise me on my birthday. You don't mind me being fat and tell me to eat more. You wake me up in the morning and tell me to sleep at night.
23. A person is lonely before love and lonely after love.
That old friend has been buried at the end of the world. Whose face is that peach blossom?
25. There was a class at noon on weeding day. I was lucky to take a small broken book and sit all morning.
26. It takes a long time to fall in love and only a moment to break up.
I don't want to please anyone. I have no light of love, and I don't mind being lonely. More comfortable than loving you.
What frightens me is that you have never tried to be with me.
29. The fountain is beautiful because the water has pressure.
30. I met you in my lifetime and spent all my good luck, so I have no good luck to accompany you to your old age.
3 1. Why are you pointing your chicken feet at me? Do you know that I prefer pickled peppers to dregs?
32. If I could, I would trade my life for yours.
33. Love is like shoes. I obviously bought a pair I like, but when I walk on the road of love, I still can't help looking at the shoes on other people's feet, thinking that only it can jump out of a graceful love dance music. When I really put on those shoes, I found that the dance of love was not beautiful at all.
If you can, please put me back on the road where I don't know you.
35. If you really can't go back. Then don't continue.
36. Everyone else's house has handsome men next door, and only my neighbor pretends to be a member of B.
Wan Shui Qian Shan is always in love, so I can't touch my sister.
38. I want it. Just a simple but stable life. But the best happiness is the care you give.
39. No matter how obsessed you are with your past feelings, you should forget them when you wake up.
40. I watched the advertisement carefully, and suddenly a TV series popped up … depressed.
There must be two praises in one beat. Let's start with the text 3 4 1. Disappointed to the extreme, I wanted to say a long list of words to prove myself, but the words turned into a wry smile. I don't think it's necessary. I feel redundant when I say a word.
42. Cherish is your injury, take tears as evidence, never hold hands, why break up.
43. Memories are beautiful, just like a mirror. The clearer it is, the more painful it is.
44. Negative people say,' Everyone is relaxed. Why am I so busy?' Positive people will say,' I am busier than others in such an important position.' Negative people say,' I just bought a pair of good pants and fell down and broke it! "What bad luck!" The person in front said,' It's a good thing my pants are blocked, otherwise I would get hurt.' Children break bowls, negative people slap them; The person in front said,' It's a good thing I'm not burning.' People who think positively know how to be grateful, while people who think negatively complain.
45. I didn't know you were far away from me until I looked at your shining head.
46. I only hope that the world can be cruel and small, so small that I can see you when I turn around.
47. When you are young, no matter how sentimental you are, you should exaggerate. I don't know until I grow up. The more painful I am, the more silent I am. The more bitter, the more persistent silence. Growing up is turning your crying into a silent mode.
48. There is always a person whose name makes you laugh all at once.
49. See your joys and sorrows, and see your friends ups and downs.
We should all face the sun and live proudly.
5 1. A person standing among ten thousand people is so lonely and beautiful.
52. The so-called practice of smiling is not to mechanically move one's facial expressions, but to try to change one's mentality and adjust one's mood. Learn to calmly understand the reality, learn to let nature take its course, learn to calmly deal with bad luck, learn to look at life positively, and learn to look on the bright side in everything. In this way, sunshine will flow into the heart, drive away fear, drive away darkness and drive away everything.
53. Love is a promise in the wind. The promise made is forever and will never run aground.
Life is too short to waste any more time. All freedoms are what we should strive for, and others' views on me are so insignificant.
55. Goodbye is never seen again, or do you have time to meet again?
56. Why do you still like me, a scoundrel like me? Are you stupid or great?
57. As you get more and more contact with society, you will find how important money and looks are.
58. Women should not treat themselves as clothes and be returned by others.
59. We can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly.
60. Some things, only experienced, have a penetrating experience; In the past, only when people let go from the bottom of their hearts could their hearts be truly liberated.
A sentence praised by the second in the high-spirited business circle.
High EQ is praised by the second sentence (1) 1. You still have to dream, or you will tell others if you drink too much.
If you don't have the ability to clean up the mess, don't indulge in fickle emotions.
Life is like this, do it and cherish it. You will always be your own protagonist. Don't always play a supporting role in other people's plays.
4. Don't think that facts and logic are invincible in the world, they often can't win emotions.
Don't expect sparrows to fly very high. High in the sky, that is the territory of the eagle. If the sparrow is in the right position, it will still be happy.
6. Look at everything from another angle. If you were me, you might not be as generous as me! Don't be too hard on others when you do things. No one should take your kindness and dedication for granted, even if you are used to it.
7. Be optimistic, prepare for the worst and accept all the realities at the same time. Do not, for one repulse, give up the goal that you resolved to achieve.
8. No matter how old you are or what your personality is, as long as you have the trait of trusting people too easily, you will have an absolute death point.
9. I will cry goodbye to my sadness all the way.
10. Anything that can be explained thoroughly is basically put down. You know, the heart is unclear and even unspeakable.
1 1. Thinking that there are many things to do tomorrow, I went straight to sleep the day after tomorrow.
12. I have to admit that people's personality has changed quietly after experiencing some things.
13. Four tragedies in life: ability is not worthy of dreams, income is not worthy of enjoyment, appearance is not worthy of affectation, and knowledge is not worthy of age.
14. People despise each other and flatter each other. Everyone wants to be superior and worship in front of others.
15. Happiness is a comparative level, and you can only feel it when something is at the bottom.
16. Why let everyone know what can be passed with a smile?
17. I heard that there are nine kinds of sadness in love and nine kinds of sadness in the past.
18. Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.
19. Love is heartache, love is sadness, love is missing, and love is happiness.
20. There is no culture to learn, ugliness can be corrected, and there is really no rule of law if you are ruthless.
I eat myself round and won't be looked down upon by others.
2. Maturity means seeing the differences, but realizing the differences is not important.
God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I succeeded … and seized them.
4. There are efforts behind all the charms; All secular tranquility is beautiful, and there is persistence behind it. Speak simply and clearly, and flies can't fly in with their mouths closed.
5. Life is a kind of fate. What you deliberately pursue may not be available for life, but the brilliance you didn't expect will come unexpectedly in your indifference.
6. Although you can't grow taller, you can continue to gain weight.
7. I have no ambition, I just want to get rich.
8. Politeness is like an air cushion. There may be nothing in it, but it can reduce bumps.
9. Don't blame others for judging people by their appearances. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is in front of us.
10. The most fascinating thing about a person is that he is brave, does not change himself for anyone, and then lives a cool life.
1 1. I still remember when you looked back and smiled, the whole city was fragrant for a hundred days.
12. There must be too much helplessness in the calm after disappointment.
13. A person's mediocrity is not terrible, but becoming versatile is terrible. You have to live in the heart of someone who finally likes you.
14. The baptism of years will eventually make everyone understand: the original answer is not just right or wrong. More often, the so-called right or wrong standard is only used to test the results; In life, nothing is more worthwhile than experiencing those pains.
15. You have to understand that you can live the life you want only after you have walked the road you want, and only after you have survived the days when no one cares about you can you embrace your poems and the distance.
16. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.
17. When you are thin and beautiful, with something in your head and money in your wallet, don't say this month, the whole world will be better for you.
18. People can afford to buy and put it down. It is survival to take up, and life to put down; What you can afford is ability, but what you can put down is wisdom. Some people can't afford it, and it doesn't matter if they can't put it down; Some people can afford it, but they can't let it go. If you can't afford it, you will accomplish nothing; If you can't let it go, you will be exhausted.
19. Easy, but not too kind and cruel, but leave no room. Don't guess others with the greatest malice, but never release your love unprincipled.
20. In the simplest years, if one person is good, both people will laugh.
Sentence (3) 1 Smile is lying, tears are surrendering, mouth is trying to be brave, and heart is hurting.
2. The more people with stories, the more calm and simple they are, the more superficial and thin they are, and the more impetuous and uneasy they are. The real strong man is not a man without tears, but a man who still runs with tears in his eyes.
Don't please the world, and don't comment on right and wrong. Just be yourself.
I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money.
Don't envy other people's happiness, it may be for you.
6. Some people are superficial, while others are happy ever after. One day you will meet someone as gorgeous as a rainbow. When you meet this person, you will feel that others are just floating clouds.
7. Come to me if you miss me and let me sneeze.
8. What ends differently from what you think is called life, and what you think is called fairy tale.
9. Drinking is never a sin of alcohol, but the degree of gratitude is too high.
10. If you don't take life seriously, don't blame it for being cruel to you.
1 1. Life feels terrible now. Maybe I always take everything too seriously.
12. Now that people are full and have nothing to do, I will find someone, and I will be awesome. I can't eat enough at all.
13. You never worry that you are not worthy of that excellent person, but you only worry that you are not worthy of the person you like.
14. While young, talk more romantic words and do more childish things. Don't be afraid of jokes and miss the best moments and occasions in your life.
15. Let's face the reality. If he doesn't understand you, it's always you who is wrong. Even breathing feels that you are disturbing him. You don't have to be surprised, because any of your explanations are redundant.
16. Go your own way, whether you are tired or tired, or even fail, you must bear it. As long as it is your choice, there is no regret.
17. Most princess patients are not princesses, just sick.
18. If you can't refuse ambiguity, I will refuse you. It's that simple.
19. Your pressure comes from being unable to self-discipline, just pretending to work hard, and the status quo can't keep up with your inner desires, so you are anxious and panicked.
20. The sign of maturity is that when it comes to using the brain, it is no longer emotional.
Sentence (4) 1. There is no clear sky forever, and there is no smooth road forever. Along the way, there are always some joys and sorrows to taste and some joys and sorrows to swallow.
Don't be nice to others easily, because it will only make others think that your kindness is very cheap.
People who write songs are the most attentive, and people who listen to songs are the most melodramatic. If a person is melodramatic, listening to everything is like singing by himself.
4. The poor and the common people are called old people, and the rich are called inheritance.
I have a lot of problems, a lot of troubles and a lot of meat.
No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy. Growing up is probably the process of turning your crying into silence.
7. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.
8. When I grow up, I understand that laughter is life. Who hasn't been wronged and forced to smile and continue to work hard?
9. The forest is so big that I can't find a hanging tree.
10. If you want to live, you must keep thinking. From tomorrow's weather to the size of the bathtub plug.
1 1. Don't be sad, some things have been decided from the beginning, and it's no use trying.
12. Everyone has an ideal city in his heart. When you want to escape, you will hide in it. Some people hide for a long time, others hide for a short time, but I have never been out.
13. Ask yourself more, and you will be more independent. Ask less of others and you will be less disappointed. I would rather spend time cultivating my imperfect self than wasting time expecting perfect others.
14. Travel is very similar to love. People who don't enjoy the wind and rain on the journey can't talk about a good love.
15. Dear, from now on, you should love yourself and accept your imperfect self. No matter what others think of you, you are unique. Don't feel inferior, don't feel sorry for yourself, we are born human, we should live proudly, don't humble ourselves to the dust, no one can make you look down on yourself.
16. For people after the age of 30, ten years and eight years are just a snap, but for young people, three years and five years can be a lifetime.
17. When money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent!
18. Those hurtful words said on impulse are hopeless regrets in the future. So talk as little as possible when you are in a bad mood!
19. Why do you have so much time to say "I won't", "I'm afraid" and "I can't"? Try to do what you want to do, love the person you want to love and become the person you want to be.
I really love you, but I can live without you. Don't feel how great you are.
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