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You can insert a pet dog: Addis has a pet dog, because this kind of dog is very smart and not easy to get sick, so it is very popular with men. But this kind of dog also has a disadvantage, that is, it is easy to lose its hair, and it will become dirty if it is not taken care of regularly. . If you have a husky at home, it is really a very bad thing. However, some people like to keep dogs, because they think that dogs can bring joy to themselves and accompany them. However, there are many precautions for keeping a dog. If you don't understand, it may bring you a lot of trouble. Today, let's talk about several problems that should be paid attention to when raising a dog.

1. What dog is loyal to its owner?

Excellent answer 1:

Hello, I am a freshman majoring in veterinary medicine, and I will share the most authoritative knowledge of pet keeping for you. Thank you for your attention! Dogs loyal to their owners are generally watchdogs. These dogs are loyal to their owners, obedient, alert and aggressive. Tell me about the specific breed of dog that I think is the guardian:

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China rural dog

Since dogs were banned in cities all over the country last time, everyone is very dissatisfied with why our local dogs should be banned, while some foreign breeds of dogs are still highly respected.

What Bian Xiao wants to say here is that rural China has been guarding the house with pastoral dogs since ancient times. They are loyal, vigilant and protect their owners. As long as they see strangers approaching, they will stay alert and keep barking. Now urban pets are becoming more and more popular, and so are our local dogs. However, the government also considers that this kind of dog is very harmful, too loyal and may hurt people, so it has to be listed.

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German shepherd

We are commonly known as black-backed, and everyone knows that this breed is very handsome. There is nothing to say about protecting the loyalty of the Lord. They are burly, fierce and dignified in appearance and have strong working ability.

It is also used as a police dog and other working dogs. Usually alert and keen. Generally, going out with the owner is guarded by the owner. If it continues to move forward, it will always be alert to the safety of its owner. Dogs loyal to their owners are certainly not immune from being banned from raising dogs in cities.

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Dobermann

My most intuitive impression of Du Binquan is his elegant posture and strong muscles. It is also considered a police dog or hound. It is a rare guard dog with lively and even manic personality, active exercise and strong desire to protect its owner.

Dear readers, what other breeds of dogs do you think are more protective of their owners? Welcome to leave a comment!

Quality answer 2:

Thank you for inviting me!

There are many dogs that are most loyal to their owners, the most prominent of which are:

1. Garden dog

China Garden Dog is a native dog of China. Although some cities have banned them from keeping dogs, their loyal care for their owners and homes is well known, which is known to all dog owners.

2. Blonde hair

Jin Mao has the title of "warm man" because Jin Mao's personality is friendly, friendly to people and highly obedient to his master, and he can help his master do something within his power.

3. Demu

German shepherd is a kind of working dog because it is obedient. They look fierce, but they are absolutely loyal to their owners. Once their owners are in danger, Demu will definitely rush to protect their safety.

I hope my answer can help you. Welcome to add.

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2. What does the rural saying "ghosts cry without fear, dogs bark without fear" mean? Does it make sense?

Excellent answer 1:

There were many small animals in my hometown and countryside when I was a child. In addition to rhubarb dog, which is kept by every household in the nursing home, people often fly over crows, owls and other small animals that people think are unlucky. Moreover, the barking of dogs, owls and crows in rural areas gives people an ominous omen, as if the barking of these small animals would bring misfortune to their families. In fact, the cries of these animals often reflect some early warnings to human beings.

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When I was in college, I read a report in the library, which said that before people died, the metabolism of the body was almost exhausted and cells were accelerating aging. Coupled with the accelerated decomposition of electrolytes, the human body emits an unpleasant smell, that is, the smell of corpses, which often attracts birds such as crows and owls. As a spiritual animal in the family, dogs usually predict that their owners will have something big after smelling this smell, so they appear.

I think that's the truth.

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At the beginning of 2000, two nights before my old nurse died, rhubarb dog of the old nurse's house howled all night. His usual cry is "woof woof". Although he sometimes barks like other dogs for half a night at night, it is normal, and there are not so many sad barks in it.

However, two nights before my old nurse died, the cry of rhubarb at home turned into a harsh howl, which made people feel uncomfortable in the middle of the night, and the howl was so loud that other local dogs didn't respond. This is also a very strange thing. My uncle said it was unlucky for dogs to be called that. Kill it and eat meat. Sir Zhong stopped him. Sir Zhong believed in the dog's loyalty and said that it was possible that the dog would feel sad if he sensed that his master was going to die.

As a result, my old nurse died the third day. Since then, the local dogs have resumed their normal barking, and they are no longer so squeal as those two nights.

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In fact, for this kind of thing, it is precisely because dogs are loyal to their owners, understand human nature, and perceive their owners' misfortune under the guidance of a sensitive sense of smell that they howl.

The same owls and crows also like to eat dead bodies. They can often smell dead bodies in advance, but crows and owls are not as human as dogs. After they smell the smell of dying people, they make "quack" and "quack" as usual, giving people an unknown feeling.

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It is precisely because of this animal's reaction that when they make abnormal sounds, it often means that there is misfortune or bad luck at home, which makes people feel scared.

And "ghost crying" is just a superstition and a legend that no one has really seen or felt. On the contrary, it will not bring much fear to people.

Therefore, the sentence "Ghosts are not afraid of crying, dogs are not afraid of howling, and it scares people to death" is summed up in this situation. There is a certain truth. what do you think?

(Text/A Bing)

Quality answer 2:

As the old saying goes, ghosts are not afraid to cry, and dogs bark to scare people to death, which is very interesting. It is estimated that many people will want to understand according to our traditional thinking. Dogs should not be terrible, but ghosts should be terrible, right? ! What exactly does this sentence mean? Let's find out.

In modern society, people's minds have been very open, and their understanding of the world's materials has surpassed the past. When we grow up, we will know that this is just used by our parents to scare us when we were young, just to make us obey! The so-called brotherhood of the wolf and the like are also our own psychological effects!

Dog barking scares people to death, in fact, it makes sense. Why? Because in the past, in the countryside, a dog was always kept to look after the house. When he finds a stranger, he will bark, especially at night! Based on this characteristic of dogs, whenever they bark, the owner will know that there are strangers or some abnormal situations outside, and then he will get ready or go out to check! Especially at night, the dog barks constantly, but it's too dark outside, and the owner will feel scared and upset. This is probably the reason why the dog barks horribly!

Now the countryside is still relatively stable and peaceful, unlike before, there will be no thieves to patronize, but the characteristics of puppies have not changed. Whenever there are strangers or abnormal situations, dogs will still howl wholeheartedly, which is a small alarm for their families!

3. How do dogs react when they eat chocolate?

Excellent answer 1:

Don't worry, chocolate in China is absolutely safe!

Quality answer 2:

What reaction is not clear! I know that one of my husband's buddies keeps an Alaska, regards it as his own, and keeps his mouth shut, crying for a son! ! Later, his girlfriend teased the dog at home and fed it to crispy sharks. The dog hasn't eaten yet! Let my husband and buddies kick me, kick my girlfriend, and give her a word directly: get out! The woman asked: I am not as good as your dog? Man: Yes, you are not as good as it! flee;escape ...

Quality answer 3:

How do dogs react when they eat chocolate?

A small dose of chocolate is like a stimulant for dogs, which will make the dog's heart beat faster and blood circulation faster, and it will be in a very excited state, even a little excited. If the dog eats too much chocolate, it will have muscle spasm and even shock. After chocolate contains theobromine and caffeine, the dog's heart rate will suddenly rise to more than twice as much as usual. Some dogs will run around, just like humans who eat a lot of drugs, like drinking, dancing, shouting and even streaking.

Chocolate is made from cocoa beans and contains many derivatives of methylxanthine, including caffeine and theobromine. Theobromine in chocolate will act on the central nervous system and myocardium of dogs, thus poisoning dogs. Both humans and cats can digest theobromine through metabolism, but the digestive system of dogs can't. Methylxanthine can affect the central nervous system of dogs and make their heart rate rise sharply, thus causing various poisoning symptoms.

If the dog eats a small piece of chocolate by mistake, it doesn't matter if the dog is heavy. Puppies should induce vomiting as soon as possible. Methods include drinking boiled milk, mixing hydrogen peroxide with water, etc. The most helpless thing is that the adverse reaction is too great and it is urgent to send a doctor. Preferably within 6 hours, and the puppy within 4 hours.