Poems about crying and laughing

one

I am a dog!

I swallowed the moon,

I swallowed the sun,

I swallowed all the planets,

I swallowed the whole universe.

I am me!

two

I am the light of the moon,

I am the light of the sun,

I am the light of all the planets,

I am the light of x-rays,

I am the total energy of the universe!

three

I ran away,

I screamed,

I burn.

I burn like a fire!

I scream like the sea!

I fly like electricity!

I flew,

I flew,

I flew,

I skinned me,

I eat my meat,

I chew my blood,

I bit my heart,

I'm flying nervously,

I fly by my spinal cord,

I am flying in my mind.

four

I am me!

Mine! I'm going to explode!

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Wang Zhaoshan, Vice Chairman of Jiang Writers Association

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What's there to complain about to avoid death from natural disasters? The chairman calls and the prime minister calls. The party is patriotic and patriotic, and its voice is in ruins. 1.3 billion people cry. Even being a ghost is happy.

Silver eagle chariot saves calf. Uncle Zuo Jun, Aunt Right Police. National love is enough to witness death. I just hope there is a screen in front of the grave. Watch the Olympics, * * * cheers.

2. What are the operations that make people laugh and cry about poetry? The seventh grandson pretended to be Lin Bu and was satirized by Jiang Kui.

According to the Records of Years' Notes, in the Southern Song Dynasty, there was a scholar named Lin Minghong, named Keshan, who, in order to obtain Qiantang nationality, presented Lin Bu for the purpose of studying in Beijing, pretending to be the seventh grandson of Lin Bu. Therefore, Jiang Kui, a poet and musician in the Southern Song Dynasty, wrote a four-line irony after learning about this incident:

He Jingfu was not married. Why does VII have a grandson? If the crane doesn't plant plums, it must be melon skin and plum skin.

Lin Bu (967 or 968 ─ 1028), Han nationality, was a poet in the Northern Song Dynasty. The word Jun Fu, later known as Mr. He Jing, was born in Qiantang (now Hangzhou, Zhejiang). Lin Bu was born in a Confucian family. He is quiet and old. In his early years, he traveled to Jianghuai and other places, lived in seclusion in the lonely mountain of West Lake, and never married. He is accompanied by plum blossom and crane, and is called "Mei's wife crane".

This poem, commonly known as "Guapi Plum Tree", satirizes Lin Hong's shameless and ignorant behavior of climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix.

3. Yes, please cite some good poems that make people laugh and cry. I woke up this morning in a happy mood, and the sunshine incense burner in spring was full of purple smoke.

Mosquitoes stung Li Bai everywhere and came to the roast duck restaurant.

Bring bugs to help drool. Three thousand feet.

Mosquito is dead. I felt in my pocket, but I didn't have any money.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. Come at night, bear, and see where you have forgotten to run.

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, but the boatman kicked him off the boat at Qingming. I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. Excuse me, where can I find beautiful women?

I wonder if Li Bai is dead. Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun

Looking for beautiful women in the spring chat room where I woke up this morning.

Science and technology beauty less q q bubble M S N

Sleeping at night is a good view of science and technology.

I found a chat person online.

Far away, the stone road in Xiangshan leans northward, facing the rainy morning.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I are full of disappointment and heartbreak.

I thought the princess would persuade you to stop looking for net friends.

It's true that dinosaurs saw frogs become monks and ran to Shaolin tomorrow.

When the sun sets, Cangshan Blue Boat is small,

There is no sunset to compose a clear spring.

Last year, the leaves fell because of fate.

Dead water overflows and people die.

Wo Chun, I'm stupid.

Mume smells flowers, I have no culture,

I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.

Li Bai's super funny ancient poems

Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore.

Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

{Reward Li Bai}-Wang Lun

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept Wang Lun busy.

Scold at the Peach Blossom Pond and play (or play) without paying the bill!

It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look:

There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.

Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls?

Wang Lun turned to:

It is said that Li Bai is, and BMW, Jane and Qiu are also bought with money.

Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms?

Hearing this, the Li Bai was very embarrassed and answered:

When the scenery was no longer there, into the badlands ran wildly.

Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny.

Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai a little face:

Dude, Shilei exploded, and the world will never be at your feet.

Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses!

Li Bai due to face, can only humbly replied:

Much thunder and little rain, the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years.

It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea.

Wang Lun pathetic looking at li bai, the in the mind not so happy:

I know bad karma is also *, but you are drunk all day.

No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today!

Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry.

Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn.

It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun?

Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw Li Bai's death.

It's really white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre.

A slap in the ass and a lift in the leg made Wang Lun's three meals unsustainable.

Quiet night poem

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

Li Bai opened the window.

Encountered x-rays,

I lost all my teeth.

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

Grandma cooks chicken soup.

Put some rat poison,

Everyone's dead!