Looking for offline quotes from Zaizhong

1. First, Kim Hyun Joong

1. When asked why he went to Japan to develop his career instead of the United States?

Hyun: "Although I also want to go to the United States to participate in activities, I am afraid of being shot there" (2007)

2. PD: What is the level of Park Jung-min's Japanese? (PS: I just went to Japan in 2007 for a few months)

Hyun Joong: It’s about the level of a Japanese kindergarten.

. . . . . .

PD: Well, that’s good.

Kyujong: Not long ago he participated in a Japanese talk show.

Hyun Joong: So Jung-min entered kindergarten some time ago.

3. Reporter: The members have different personalities. Did anything interesting happen after working together?

Hyunjoong: During an M PICK recording, Yingsheng (member of SS501) put on female makeup. She was really beautiful. When I saw it, I thought she was so beautiful that I almost asked him. Confession...

[Audience: Hahahahahaha Yingsheng:——+]

4. One time, I was asked about the meaning of my "4 CHANCE"?

Hyun Joong: The four opportunities in my life are: one is meeting Yongsheng, the second is meeting Kyu Jong, the third is meeting Hyungjun, and the fourth is eating fried noodles... Jung Min was speechless at that time ...Quack~~~ However, Hyun Joong immediately comforted Ma and said, Fourth, he met Jung Min. (Hyun Joong~ Your joke is going to make Jung Min angry!)

5. After Kim Hyun Joong drank the milk, he shouted: "Why do you think milk is so bitter? It turns out to be coffee milk."

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6. On the way to a certain performance, Jung-min jokingly asked him what he was doing here.

Hyun Joong: "I came here because I suffered from sleepwalking while sleeping at home."

7. When asked to say hello to the audience in M! PICK,

Hyun Joong Zhong: I heard that this summer there will be a blizzard that is rare in a century. How is everyone doing? ”

8. Ask MELON what he is most worried about before the concert?

Hyun Joong: “It’s almost the Mid-Autumn Festival, and there seems to be a lot to prepare for. Kyu Jong, please prepare Already? ”

9. In the MOBILE CLUB question and answer, ask him what gift he most wants to get?

Hyun Joong: If you want to buy it yourself, that’s it!

< p>10. Before his debut, Yingsheng was looking down from the height of the building

Hyunjoong: Yeah, you will fall... How could you die before your debut?

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11. Young-sang’s MPICK special, Hyun-joong said to the dog...

Hyun-joong: Today is a good day

12. Jung-min is filming

Jung Min: What are you doing?

Hyun Joong: I’m sleeping...because I’m a sleepy lazy guy!

Then he continued< /p>

Hyunjoong: Ah, so much snow... Legend has it that there will be a heavy snowfall every 100 years, right?

13. Member Yingsheng said to himself in the elevator Talking to himself,

Hyunjoong: Otter~~~ Please speak human language!

14. I saw a pearl diver woman in the sea

Hyunjoong: What will you do if the shark comes out?

15. Jung-min is on the radio show

Jung-min: Why are you always late for events?

Hyunjoong? : Because I’m sleepy... 16. M!pick’s PD: Melon’s concert is coming soon, are you nervous?

Hyunjoong: It’s time, Kimchi? , I'd better start making kimchi.

(Note: The pronunciations of 'kimchi' and 'tension' are similar in Korean.

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17. Seeing Yingsheng sleeping

Hyunjoong: He is dead...!!!!!!!!

18. Talking about Hyunjoong foot injury

M!pick’s PD: Why did your foot get injured?

Hyun Joong: It smells so bad...it's rotten

19. Jung Min said, 'He is very abnormal~'

Hyun Joong: What? Are there patients? There are also sick fish... If you go below 1,000 meters above the sea level, you can see sick fish

All the members went on vacation together on August 20

Playing in the water At that time, Kuizong walked towards Hyun Joong

Hyun Joong: Don’t fall in love with me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

21. The members play the game of ‘let go’ together

Hyunjoong: (in a grandpa voice) Lie face down! !

22. Asked about any broadcasting errors?

Hyun Joong: "It should be New Year's Day in the Year of Bingxu, I said New Year's Day in the Year of Seongxu"

23. Member Jung-min smiled evilly while drinking water

Hyun Zhong: "Don't you think this kid is a little weird?"

In 24. Thank You for Waking Me Up, Jung-min wears earplugs to sleep.

Hyun Joong: "What kind of eraser does a little kid wear to sleep?"

25. PD asked Hyun Joong, who was caressing Jung Min's belly, why he did this,

Hyunjoong said: “Only by gently rubbing Jungmin’s belly, the baby will grow up healthily~~”

26. Asked about other teams poaching him

Hyunjoong : "Even if you give me 100 billion, I will refuse. I refuse unconditionally. The meeting of five people is fate. I think this fate is more precious than 100 billion."

The members all said "Oh~~~~~~ ~~~”

Jung Min “Just be nice to us!”

The members all said, “Yes, you should be nice to us”

Hyun Joong: "These, these~ Look at these people, these guys will definitely leave if you give them 100 billion, these, these..."

27. Asked the reasons for the members' deep friendship< /p>

Hyun Joong: “Gradually, people got to know us, and they would point fingers when they saw us

So we didn’t go out to play much anymore

28. It’s just us every day A few of us were playing in the room

So we became close..."

On the radio program, he was asked, "When I go to the beach with my girlfriend, what if my girlfriend stares at other men? What will he do?"

Hyunjoong: "Wash her face with sand from the beach!"

29. Ask him about the country he wants to go to

Hyunjoong: " I want to go to Australia, but I don’t want to go to Australia.”

30. Jung Min: “About how many fans came today?”

Hyun Joong: “It’s hard to say, how good are the rollers and highlighters? "

31. In an interview in 2008, the host asked about the roles played by the five people in the MV of their new song "Song for You".

When introduced When member Jungmin was in a white room, playing the role of an angel,

Hyunjoong said: "It's not like heaven at all, it's like being in a mental hospital...

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32. In the "Thank you for waking me up" series:

(In the fifth issue, I got up the earliest to make breakfast for the members)

< p>1. Kyung Lim: "It took 30 minutes to wake up Hyun Joong, but the most important thing is that Hyun Joong woke up today. It's hard to believe this, right?"

Hyun Joong (nods) Affirmative): "Yes, it's unbelievable!" (We can't believe it too!!)

2. Jinglin: "Who eats spicy cakes in the morning?"

Hyun Joong: "I had cold noodles in the morning."

Kyung Rin: "How do you feel when I see you on TV?"

Hyun Joong: "I don't have much." Camera, (nonsense, the show is almost over every time you wake up!) I found that when I opened my eyes, the show was over" (Who made you the last one to wake up!)

Jinglin:" Let's check the sleeping state of the members today."

(The two walked secretly to Watanabe and Minase's room)

Kyobayashi: "Seeing the sleeping members Members, how are you doing?"

Hyunjoong: "It's so annoying that these guys are still sleeping at this hour!" Completely speechless)

(Then he walked to Ma’s room)

Kyungrim: "I’m most afraid of Jungmin."

Hyunjoong: "I’m the only one I'm not afraid of him." (Hyun Joong, please pay attention to the price of your words. Let's see how miserable you end up later~)

Screen text: Later, please take a look at Hyun who regrets saying this. Jung, this sentence needs to be verified.

Kyungrim: "What is Jungmin's usual personality like?"

Hyunjoong: "He talks a lot, is picky, and is also very sensitive. I'm very I don’t like him."

(Start making breakfast)

Hyunjoong: "In Sintangdong, the hometown of fried rice cakes, our school is there. Get it there Grandma Ma00’s chili sauce. This is the chili sauce that even the daughter-in-law can’t make according to legend."

Jinglin: "Just two people eating it together, and neither one of them will know if they die.... .."

Hyunjoong: "I don't know, I can't even notice that I'm dead."

Jinglin: "Does this mean that even my daughter-in-law doesn't know about it?"

Hyun Joong: "I don't know, (full of confidence) I am the only one who knows. (Mom, what do you know)

(Took out some hexagonal cakes, this shape. .....Allow me to sweat one)

Kyung Lin: "So there are no other materials?"

Hyun Joong: "Other materials are unnecessary, do you know why?" Because we have Grandma Ma 00’s chili sauce." (Subtitle: Dizzy~~~)

(Looking for other ingredients, I took out a pack of Chinese medicine from the refrigerator. This is the first time I heard that it can be used. Traditional Chinese medicine~)

Xianzhong: "This is not an ordinary traditional Chinese medicine, deer antler, bear bile. If you can only add two drops, you must add two drops. If you add three drops, it will be a failure."< /p>

(Teacher Kim Hyun Joong starts to cut carrots)

Kyung Rin: "Teacher, why do you cut the carrots so thickly?"

Hyun Joong (holding a piece of carrot) Put it on your eyes): "This is a trick, it looks like ham"

(Suddenly, pouring water into the pot) Hyun Joong: "The temperature of the pot is now 180 degrees... This water is not ordinary water, it is water from Antarctic ice that is about to melt."

Jing Lin (depressed): "I'm so angry, I can't record anymore! It's true, you Are you sure?"

Hyunjoong: "An acquaintance of mine brought it back to me when he went on an expedition to Antarctica."

Jinglin (unreasonable): "This is a famous The Antarctic ice is about to melt."

Hyunjoong: "Of course."

Gyeonglin: "For the members, two-thirds of it was used?"

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Hyun Joong: "Even though I only have one bottle, I used so much for frying rice noodles. (Sigh~) Hey, it turns out I wanted to use it when cooking ramen."

(No. In the first stage, add the seasonings after the water boils)

Jinglin: "Then how much seasonings should be put in?"

Jinglin (very sincere praise): "It won’t be long. , there will be a cooking show that invites you to star."

Hyun Joong: "I plan to sell crabs."

(In the end, the two of them made a cake together. CF)

Jinglin: "Made with Grandma Ma's chili sauce

Kim Hyun Joong brand fried rice noodles... My dear, ah~~~"

Hyun Joong (takes a bite, exaggeratingly pretending to be intoxicated): "What, who allowed you to taste so delicious?! ( Shameless Supreme!) Oh my belly." (CF completed, sweat!!)

(The 14th episode went to the beach, in a villa on the beach)

Hyun Joong (saw a room called "Ma's House"): "Jung-min is disgusting, please come to Ma's House and come to this room."

(In Ma's House) In the room, Ma and the other four are discussing who will sleep with him)

Ma: "Who wants to share a room with me, please raise your hand." (cold scene)

Ma: " I won’t torture you, I can swear that. (Pleading) I, Jungmin, will be an angel when I wake up."

Kyujong: "Should we take a look at the information screen?"

Ma: "Can't you believe it?"

Minase: "Within a few episodes, your hair will be pulled out."

Ma: "Please believe me. ." (Continue to beg ING~)

Hyunjoong: "My mother said, Hyunjoong, you have alopecia areata, don't you know why I wear a hat?"

< p>(In the end, Kyu Jong was still very obedient and compromised~)

(At the beach, SS501 improvised, Ma played the male protagonist on the verge of a love crisis)

Ma ( Fully immersed): "Go away! Leave me quickly!"

Kyujong: "CUT! You should go away!" (Ma has been ruining the performances of the other 4 drops before)

< p>Hyun Joong: "Let's just go away."

Ma (no matter how many there are, continue to be hysterical, MS yells at 4 of them): "Go away! Ever since I met you, I haven't had a single Everything goes well!"

Xianzhong (disdainful): "(After meeting you) I didn't go well either~~"

(In the episode when I asked Jinglin to wake up, 5 only introduced themselves in front of Kyung-rim JJ’s parents)

Hyunjoong: "My name is Kim Hyunjoong, and I am the captain of this team. Although I sleep a lot on TV, it is all because of the TV program schedule." ( It’s an absolute quibble. No wonder the frightened PD clarified on the font: That’s definitely not a TV arrangement!)

(In that issue, Hyun Jung had the most powerful revenge, because Kyung Lin had already been teased by Ma He Shui, which was quite ridiculous. Bird~)

Hyunjoong: "Hey~ let me turn her back into a woman." (Why does she feel so cold?~~)

Hyunjoong: "Everyone remember that one Auntie, it's really like a shadow. Oh~~ (gloomy, angry, gloomy), now, with a broad mind, I can change the image that the children destroyed and turn it back into a woman."

(Help with cooking)

"This is not an ordinary carrot, this one is very precious, it only grows one centimeter a year" (Hu Chui Mengkan)

"You Does this look like an egg? It's an eagle egg. This is not an ordinary eagle egg. It's an endangered eagle egg. This is a bald eagle egg."

Jing Lin (picking up a piece of cucumber depressedly): "Let's see how long you can blow it. Where's this cucumber?"

Hyun Joong: "It's an ordinary cucumber, so you have to prepare at least an ordinary one.

"(It makes sense, thousand-year-old carrots, eagle eggs, and cucumbers should be more common~)"

Cut cabbage

Jinglin: "Teacher, what is the cutting method?"< /p>

Hyun Joong: "Achefa, the 'ah' was cut off at once"

2. It's Kim Heechul's

(1) X-MAN

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1. When Heechul first appeared in XMAN...

"Looking at you, you look like a mixed race. Are you a mixed race?"

"No. Yes, I am a native of Jiangyuan Province...I have never been abroad." Everyone praised Heechul's hometown dialect and asked him to speak a few more words...

"(Hometown dialect) If I was asked to speak in dialect throughout the show, my image would be terrible." (A real beautiful beauty, as a newcomer, is not shy in front of seniors, and shows her truest side to others, letting others People were instantly attracted by his charisma)

2. In the "Of course" segment, after Uncle Park Myung-soo's ridiculous attack, the princess politely said: "Let's stop the etiquette!" (Everyone was nervous. )

The princess bent down and raised her head seriously and innocently: "Can you see me?" (referring to Uncle Park's small eyes)

(Uncle Park was surprised, the princess said playfully to the side Making a face)

Park: "Of course. I heard your nickname is 'Cinderella'? If you are Cinderella, then I am Snow White." (It's the Belly Princess - seems to be Kim Jong Kook What the classmate said caused everyone to burst into laughter, and Park could only sigh)

Che: "Of course. Then I agree that you are Snow White, but did you eat a poisoned apple and become like that?"

(Referring to Uncle Park’s appearance..., everyone burst into laughter)

Park (speechless): “The reason why his face became like this is not because of the poisonous apple, but because of aging (?). Witness of the years!

You said you are Cinderella, right? Are you waiting for your Prince Charming every day, or are you waiting for the Prince of the Sea?

(The Prince of the Sea is Park) The uncle sang the popular song.) Which prince is he?"

(The princess is stunned, the uncle dances strangely, confidently)

Che: "The prince of the sea looks like this. Like you? (Pu kicked the MC aside in anger) But does the Prince of the Sea also fry chicken legs?

(Uncle has a fried chicken restaurant) It would be great to catch some fish and make seafood. Why fry it? "Chicken legs!"

(Uncle Park KNOCKDOWN as everyone laughs) (The clever princess has super quick reaction, which is really unmatched! Her fairy tale brain made Uncle Park unable to fight back. He is really famous for his vicious tongue!)

3. Of course Che: "Do you know that I am prettier than you?" (To the square princess Pu Jinglin who replaced Uncle Park)

Che: (to Jinglin) Well... I just said your face looks like an inkstone. I take it back! (Seeing Jinglin’s proud expression...) Your face is so red ,Did you just eat a red stone inkstone?

Jinglin fainted~~~~~~~(Describing a person’s face as resembling a stone inkstone, this is not what most people can think of, there are only four of us Only a dimensional princess can blurt it out)

4. It turns out that no matter how brave or courageous a man is, he will become a coward in front of the person he likes. Because of this, "I love you" is Become the hardest words to say in the world. (What else is there to say? It’s simply a classic)

5. Although most people choose white sugar, I would choose brown sugar. (It is indeed the character of a princess)

6. My one is half like a rose, and that one is both beautiful and thorny (Cai Yan).

(The lover who wants to be a princess must not be a thing in the pool)

7. Park Myung-soo: "Young man...life is very difficult..."

Heechul : "I didn't let you live like that..." (an honest boy who says whatever is on his mind)

8. Heechul: "You have to wash your hands before going to bed after eating grapes at night!" (Referring to the grape-colored nail polish on JJ’s nails) After that, she kept shouting: “Wash, wash!

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Cai Yan JJ: Ah~ stinky girl, Let your hair down, it will look prettier~

Heechul: Am I beautiful this way? Am I beautiful that way? (Looking up in a provocative manner)

Cai: “I know you’re beautiful, but you can’t learn how sexy I am, right? "(arrogant)

Che: "Of course. I met Chae Yeon JJ about 8 months ago. She is much fatter now than she was then! I can eat 5 meals a day without getting fat. What did you eat to become so fat? ”

Cai Yan: “If you want to know how much I eat, ask Hudong next to you! "

Are you happy that Chae Yeon said you are on the same level as Hodong hyung? (Cute Prince Disease)

9. Che plays "Of course" with a girl. Che was very gentle at first, and asked the woman with concern if she was tired from playing games just now... Then his attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees, (in the tone of a country boy), and he said sternly to the woman: "You just hit me and it hurts me." Ah, are you a bison? ! "Then he turned into a confused look. He came close to the woman's face, looked into her eyes and said, "So beautiful...! After hearing this, the woman looked shy and at a loss. Only Che said: "I mean the me reflected in your eyes!" ! ! "(Being defeated by him, I have to promote my handsomeness in any program)

(2) Love Letter

1. The princess wants to wrestle with HYDE. Cai Yan cheers for the princess.< /p>

Cai Yan cheered by singing,

The princess interrupted and said, “I know, I know. Go in" (so handsome.~~)

HYDE was so angry that it was smoking...

(At this time, Che's black hair was so flowing, and he looked like a prince, completely driven by his charm)

3. Reprinted from a sentence said by the princess in the knocking game on the third generation of Love Letter Season 3 :

I will let everyone know that I am more than just my appearance! (Speechless, terminally ill prince's disease)

4. Love Letter 22 to a certain TIE: Men always have love problems I want to use force to solve it!! (Macho chauvinism~~)

5. I like you

Not because you are rich

Nor because of you face

Because you are QHB, who was born on X, month X, 1983, you little fool

(BIN designed a scene in which she changed from a rich girl to a pauper during the confession session to see her boyfriend. Reflection)

After both Kim Jong Min and Cheon Myung Hoon fell out and left

Heechul spoke affectionately while cutting BIN’s hair and impressed all the girls on the spot (what a romantic dialogue, watch Anyone who has experienced this must be moved by the princess)

6.MC: Heechul (Why did you come out?)

Leader: I have red pants, pink pants, floral pants, I have them all. Che who likes colorful things)

7. Call BADA out of her concert

Then she kept changing songs

Finally, she walked to the TV and pretended I have no choice but to say... Alas... you can't touch it on the TV either...==

Kim Heechul should have Kim Heechul's style~ (I'm just moved, watching Che playing with the remote control like a naughty boy) , but the ending was so romantic that after returning to the team, he was jealously beaten by the team members. This is Che's style)

8. TIM and Huang Jingyin answered what is the full name of "UFO" proposed by Jiang Hudong, After they answered the unidentfiedflyingobject, the princess behind them insisted on saying "coco". Jiang Hudong asked, "Where did you see coco?" The princess was very confident and said, "I feel like it will happen today"!! In the end, they said again After one time, the princess added "ofcoco"!!! I immediately pulled it off... (Stubborn and funny Che, very naughty)

10.bada: "Swimming in my sea Please come out, fish. "(bada means sea in Korean...)

Kim Heechul is out...

mc: "What kind of fish are you? "

Kim Heechul: "I am a shark... Sharks are scary to other fish, but they are vulnerable to the sea. "(The most classic metaphor spoken at that time, a Che-style metaphor, extremely romantic, it can be called a famous quote)

(3) stargoldenbell

1. The hope that MC calls superjunior. ..The showdown in the battle of revenge...

The conversation between Heechul and Noh Hyun-jung has no pause between each sentence...it is completely the fastest reaction...how smart the two of them are... .

Che: "Are you happy that another man confessed to you?" "(Other men refer to Te Te...==)

Lu: "Is Heechul your real name? "

Che: "The hairstyle is different from last time. "

Lu: "Actually, what I'm most afraid of is Heechul. Do you know why? ”

Che: “Are you wearing a mushroom on your head?” "(Attack Lu jj's hairstyle...==)

Lu: "Why did you call me aunt? "(Heechul always calls Aunt Nohjj....==)

Cheol: "At first I thought it was someone else, are you really Noh Hyunjing? "(attacking Lu JJ's ugly appearance...==)

Lu: "How old do you think I am? ”

Che: “How am I doing?” "

Lu: "Do you know my age? ”

Che: “Then do you think I like you?” ”

Lu: “Then why am I your aunt?” "

Che: "Did aunt go home yesterday? "(The whole audience burst into laughter at this sentence...I was completely impressed by his quick reaction...)

Lu: "How old is your aunt? "

Che: "Li Te scolded his aunt after returning home yesterday. What happened? "(The whole audience burst into laughter again...Te must be helpless...==)

Lu: "Actually, I like another person more than Li Te. Who is that person? ”

Che: “It’s different from last time. What’s going on?” ”

Lu:

"Heechul-kun is different from last time, what happened?"

Cheol: "He is more handsome!"

(After showing off, he gave up and walked away. It was like the camera blew a kiss... the whole audience laughed and cheered and applauded...) (This performance shocked me anyway. Apart from the princess’s witty questions and answers, the boastful blowing kiss at the end is really a classic. It’s a classic, natural and not artificial. Although MC Lu won, I guess she was just as frustrated as if she lost)

2. On Stargoldenbell on March 25, the host asked the princess how popular she was What is the secret? Princess Omen’s reply is:

“It has a lot to do with appearance, but there are other elements, so don’t judge me just by my appearance.” (from boasting to End) (When do you stop boasting, the dinosaurs will be resurrected)

3.mc: "Heechul-kun, tell me what role you play in the team?"

Cheol: " (Cute) I am the face of the team."

mc: "I have a lot of questions about Heechul. What do you think of my appearance?"

Cheol:" Maybe many people are not very satisfied with their appearance, but because people around me often say that I am handsome, so..."

mc: "Siwon laughed from behind. You... Siwon-kun, do you think Heechul is more handsome than you?"

Siwon: "(without hesitation) Heechul is handsome." (Everyone said “Hey——————”)

Heechul: “What’s the matter~ He himself said I’m handsome~”

mc: “Then Heechul-kun thinks Siwon Who is more handsome, Jun or you?"

Heechul: "Hey, Siwon agrees...(pause on purpose)"

The whole audience laughed... .Siyuan is depressed...(Haha, every time I am defeated by the princess's cute boast, I like this alien head more and more)

5.Princess: That's true, it should be very burdensome of!

Ten yuan rushed up and gave me a big bear hug~~~~~~~~~~

At a certain brain sports meeting

A girl said something about Heechul Everything is fine, but he thinks like an alien

Then he said, "Is this the kind of appearance you can see on earth?" (I have to admire his wit, alien. Come on!)

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