Selected 64 funny sayings to express that one cannot sleep

1. I say I want to go to bed early every night, but I still have insomnia every time!

2. I also want to listen to your moon and my heart when I have insomnia.

3. I couldn’t find a way to hypnotize myself, so I could only choose to appreciate the loneliness at night.

4. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep the rest of the time.

5. Is there a medicine that can treat insomnia?

6. I have to admit that I am quite talented when it comes to insomnia.

7. If I say goodbye, will your love be more? I will gradually blur and disappear from this world. If I say goodbye, tears will irrigate the fire in my heart and let me die in this insomnia.

8. Will you have insomnia when I dream about you?

9. Always wandering between insomnia and lethargy.

10. A sleepless night is the purest tranquility.

11. Interesting girls are all single, because they can survive the boring years alone and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves.

12. I couldn’t sleep in the middle of the night, so I got up to clean. I became more and more diligent.

13. Some people tell others not to stay up late, but they themselves go to bed very late.

14. The reason for insomnia is being too full, too hungry or missing you too much.

15. Finding a fool to accompany you to sleepless nights is not a blessing.

16. I miraculously have insomnia again, and my days go by quite quickly.

17. Can all those who have insomnia come out? If you have any worries, I will comfort you and take it over my shoulder.

18. I wish I could go back to that day, when I could beg you properly, please don’t leave me.

19. When thinking, memories flash by in an instant. In one thought, what cannot be stopped is insomnia.

20. I couldn’t sleep all night listening to your story.

21. The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is open your eyes. The first thing you do when you go to bed at night is close your eyes.

22. People who say good night and go to bed are often still croaking half an hour later.

23. You are the best reason for me to have insomnia.

24. I don’t cry or fuss, I just read and sleep.

25. I broke into your world accidentally, but found that I couldn’t get out.

26. My future is just a dream, and what’s even more regrettable is that I still have insomnia at the moment.

27. People who hide things in their hearts often suffer from insomnia.

28. You are in my heart accompanying me to sleepless nights, but you are not by my side.

29. People with insomnia are not qualified to dream, but when they miss their grandma, they can only dream, so they keep forcing themselves to sleep. I hate insomnia.

30. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether I was right or wrong when I decided to come to Earth!

31. A person with insomnia, as long as he is not a fool, must be a genius. .

32. For those who want to sleep but can’t, or simply don’t want to sleep, and who basically suffer from insomnia every night, vote! I have mixed feelings.

33. I wake up halfway through my sleep and feel it’s not fun, and I want to knock on your window with my quilt on my back.

34. When I have insomnia, I am most afraid of the sound of rain falling outside the window, which shakes my keen senses like thunder.

35. She has insomnia day and night. She once loved her passionately and she is still just a person.

36. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a safety helmet.

37. It was only when you were insomnia that you discovered that your previous life was actually a coffee bean.

38. Sometimes the person who says good night first is just to let the other person go to bed first and make him suffer from insomnia alone.

39. I don’t know why I am like this. I feel so uncomfortable and insomnia that I can’t sleep. Now I feel sleepy and uncomfortable.

40. To catch up on sleep, you should go to bed early instead of getting up late. However, how many people suffer from the disease of going to bed late but not getting up late.

41. When you can’t sleep, think about me more and don’t waste time.

42. The human world is the most ridiculous, and infatuation is the most boring. It is better to sleep at home.

43. Has she told you what’s on your mind? I’m just so afraid of your fun that I care so much that I lose sleep.

44. No matter how much you make a girl laugh, it is not as important as a man who makes her cry once. This sentence made me sleepless for a long time.

45. There are people who play more than you, go to bed earlier than you, and do better than you in exams.

46. It is said that if you have insomnia, it is because you appear in another person's dream.

47. I smiled at the sky with my sword across my face, and then went to sleep after laughing.

48. When I have insomnia, I pick up a physics book and fall asleep in a short while.

49. There is a bright moonlight on the bed, and the lights are not turned off at night. Why do you ask? I just can’t sleep.

50. You are really weird. You like cigarettes, which are not good for you. You like alcohol, which is not good for you. You like staying up late, which is not good for you. But you don’t like it when I’m nice to you.

51. In order to figure out why I had insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

52. Is insomnia a disease? If it is a disease, it may be cured by a doctor.

53. Record the teacher’s lecture and listen to it before going to bed. You will never have insomnia again.

54. Don’t lose sleep all night when I tell you a story.

55. Insomniac love will eventually fall asleep.

56. My face has lost a little weight in the mirror. In the past few years, I have been unable to cure my habitual insomnia.

57. The more tired I am, the more sleepy I feel. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

58. I was woken up by mosquito bites in the early morning, and I was almost moved away by mosquitoes. And I was so hungry that I couldn't sleep.

59. My future is not a dream, it is insomnia.

60. Why do you treat me like a pig? You let me sleep as soon as you see me.

61. Spring is sleepy, autumn is lackluster, summer takes a nap, and winter is March when I can’t wake up.

62. I have insomnia, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

63. Let me wish you a good night and have a good dream without insomnia.

64. Insomnia, I am glad that I survived until the cool dawn again.