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Qq, talk about mood phrases, be happy.
2. How come your internet frequency is the same as yours?
3. Pure, fictional, chaotic and beautiful.
In this world, all people with true temperament always have different ideas.
5. Who can stick to me like meat?
Sleeping late is not my sister's specialty, but she sleeps well during the day.
7. I prayed to God for a perfect life, but he gave me a perfect figure.
8, smoking in class, is afraid that the teacher has no spirit; Kissing in class is for fear that people will not listen!
9. Teachers always like to say: Students, please look at me.
10. Due to system failure, this information cannot be displayed temporarily.
1 1. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.
12, what's that noise? Pull it out and bury it alive.
13, learn feng shui when you have time, and set up a grave after your death to make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a good house before your death …
14. Creditors are people who will not abandon you even if you go bankrupt.
15, how time flies! School will start tomorrow in a blink of an eye.
16, failing in the exam is not failing in the exam, but indifferent to fame and fortune.
17, adolescence, never hit menopause. ...
18, I stood in your city hall and shouted: ouch! How deep!
19, our goal: go to the money to see the rough.
Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.
2 1, (saying that sentence) The sky is falling, and I am not afraid, because there is a tall man.
22. Why are women sentimental? Because there is an ignorant man behind her.
23. Dig five Xiao Qiang that won't be killed by Athena's saints.
24. My desk is not good because I have slept with it.
25, the night is dark and windy, you hold a sword and whistle. I said,' What a bunch of idiots'.
26. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find out!
You are too young. I almost thought you were too young.
28. Sweetheart, let me tell you a secret. The pig looks better than you. You are uglier than a pig.
29. I fell asleep laughing from the horizontal knife.
30. If anyone offends me, I will tie him to the ship of the Three Kingdoms and borrow an arrow from the straw boat.
3 1. The ostrich said his neck was long and the giraffe smiled.
Be hard on yourself now, and you will have a better chance of success in the future.
33, stockings, let women's legs breathe freely, so that men's lungs can not breathe.
34. Good-looking people have youth, and we only have universities.
35. I wanted to turn around gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.
36. The most romantic thing I can think of is selling computers with you.
37. Do you know yourself? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. Press it and it will come out.
38. Up to now, the word "Gong" seems to suit your temperament.
39. You are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?
40、? ! Leave me alone! You don't want to go out to play. Don't go back tonight and see what I can do to you.
4 1, once upon a time, there was a man called crazy, and later ... he was crazy.
42. I tease you because I care about you, I care about you because I like you, and I ignore you because there is a dog behind me.
43. When people ask me what I fear most, I always hold my head high and say, Mosquito ~!
44, that person looks, how to say, the pixel is relatively low. Mom said that if the food gets cold, put it in the refrigerator to heat it up.
45. Owning two boats at the same time is not in line with economic principles.
46. Those who have poured cold water on me, I will definitely boil it back to you. ...
47. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.
48. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, and pee it out, so that loneliness can be scattered all over the floor.
49. I finally know why I have so much white hair. I use my head too much when I get up.
50. You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering into a sandstorm.
Qq happy mood phrase
1, you're mine, that's all I need.
2, there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love.
When you say start, you mean the countdown to our end.
I am used to sweet talk and the cold world.
5. Simple life is charming, and simple people are happy.
6. I would rather cry and forget than smile and stay.
7. When I cried, I found that the whole world was crying.
8. When will the salary increase? The ending is good, and there is little hope.
9. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!
10, it is a myth to want to get happiness without paying any price.
1 1. The departure of leaves is not the call of the wind, but the abandonment of trees.
12, the promise you gave me is the greatest happiness in my life!
13, Dede: I miss you so much. You said it was a mistake that we met.
14. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?
15, once wanton, several times leisurely. A good voice, some books.
16, because I love you, it is enough to watch you happy.
17, unclean, food is not sick; Cowards' nests will always exist.
18, be a boy, either make her innocent or promise her the future.
19, love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let his husband know.
20. Happiness is not to increase wealth, but to decrease desire.
2 1, don't take anyone seriously, be careful that others treat you like shit.
22. The biggest failure in my life at present is calling your name.
23. Before respecting love, think clearly whether he is your lifelong companion!
24. Only thorns are left in the desert, and only traces of crying are left in the sky.
There are too many obstacles in our future, and I don't know if I can bear them completely.
No matter how sad you are, always believe that happiness is not far away.
27. Happiness is to persist in what should be persisted and give up what should be given up.
28. If time can fast forward, I really want to go to the future and see our ending.
29. Tell the person you love. Why do you want to hide the pain of missing in your heart?
30, true love, will not complain because of injury, will not let go because of difficulties!
3 1, don't blindly follow other people's thinking, others will say that you will learn from others.
Since your departure shattered this dream, I chose to rot in the pool.
33. Your presence is within my reach. With you, I hope we will be together forever.
34. In this way, we played down a relationship; You choose new love, I choose time.
35, Tian Xingjian, the gentleman is constantly striving for self-improvement; The capacity of the earth is limited, so a gentleman must constantly cultivate his own virtue to undertake the world.
36. Happiness means that when you hear his voice, you have a solid feeling.
I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
38. The alarm clock is the third child of all sleeping supplies and bedding. I should change it frequently.
39. I think when you say you love me, I think kindness and simplicity are the feelings you want.
40. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.
4 1. On the day I graduated from primary school, I thought I left hell, but in fact I left heaven.
Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.
43. The surrounding mountains are like a colorful cloth. The mountains and waves are stacked on top of each other.
44. Is it true that Yue Lao and Meng Po are lovers, one holding the string and the other breaking the world of mortals?
45. I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, and I can eat a few more when I am full.
46. People and things you miss don't have to look back often; The scabbed scar does not need to be touched repeatedly.
47. Love can be magical and crazy. At this time, I am infatuated with the person I hated at that time, and I can't blame others.
48. Without love, there is no harm. Without expectation, there will be no sorrow of failure.
49. A greeting, a love and a good night every day are all my greed.
50. Some people test their strength, while others test their eyesight. How can we test by imagination?
5 1. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.
52, don't say eat you a few rotten watermelons, Lao tze is free to drink soup in Dongda canteen!
53. It is common for women to get to the bottom of everything, but they can't stand the stimulation of the truth.
54. Romance is my bounden duty, tenderness is my nature, and love is my precious life nutrient.
55. The past will pass. Our pain, our sadness, our guilt.
56. When you are unhappy, you will open the drawer and read the letter to the other party, but you will still show a satisfied smile.
57. I bought a bunch of beautiful flower skirts in the closet, and I can't wear them. I keep telling myself to wear it when I'm thin.
What matters in life is not where you stand, but where you are going.
Apologizing doesn't always mean that I was wrong, it just means that I cherish our relationship more.
60. The mountains and rivers are lovely, and everyone loves beautiful girls. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love. .
Qq says unhappy mood phrases.
First, don't let the wandering footsteps of others crush your beautiful dream for tomorrow. All good things must come to an end. Maybe the world is really just hazy.
I will always remember those days when I was with you. Happiness, happiness, happiness, loss, sadness and pain have lasted all the days. I miss you very much.
Third, if you can't forget her, don't forget her. True forgetfulness requires no effort. In the world of love, there are always some ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his regrets and live with a clear conscience, it has come to an end. It is not just love that is so unbearable, but the whole life.
4. I miss you My acacia is like a green vine wrapped around a tree, growing in the rain and dew in spring, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.
It has been cloudy, and now it is foggy. I can't see anything in the distance, as if it were my future. Confused, at this moment.
Six, laughing and cursing is life, and flowers bloom and fall is life. There are thousands of stories in life, and each story has a different version. Looking back, there will always be feelings when the lights are dim. When marriage meets, it always leaves warmth.
7. May people who love each other in the world know how to cherish and love in the changing times. Love your lover forever: less bondage, give a freedom; Avoid nagging and be more tolerant; Be stingy and blame, and integrate a little care; Reduce a little cold and pay an inch of tenderness. Always pray silently in my heart, wishing my lover peace and good luck.
Eight, warm wind, soft light, a poetic dead wood, a distressed broken leaf. Indifferent pity and loneliness, a stretch of hand, a ray of dreamy romance. Like dandelions in the sky, wandering only to find a home. Perhaps, it will never be found, and it can only be reduced to the horizon with the wind.
Nine, in fact, I am very reluctant to travel. In fact, I am very greedy for that happy moment, but my feelings are like sand in my hand, slipping away slowly through my fingers. In fact, no one is right or wrong. Love, cherish, be happy, be happy and regret will cease to exist!
Ten, two women, as long as they love the same man, will compare with each other all their lives.
When a relationship doesn't belong to you, it has no value at all. You don't have to think it's a loss.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.
Thirteen, love is the call of the heart, the eternity of the heart, and the unchangeable belief in the heart. What is needed is morality, conscience, health, responsibility, cherish, tolerance, punctuality and honor.
Fourteen, sometimes you are particularly eager to talk to someone, but in the end you will find that you often can't say it, and slowly you realize that some things can't be said to others; There are some things you don't have to tell others; Some things are impossible to tell others in words; Some things can't be understood even if you tell others. Therefore, some words can only be kept in your heart, and time will tell you everything.
Fifteen, I see the difference in patience between men and women. When men break up, women usually touch their bottom line. They can forgive you for what you usually do, but once you touch the bottom line, you will turn against each other. On the other hand, women are different. Even if she touches her bottom line, she will be patient because of love, but she has written down this account in her heart. Every time she touches the bottom line, she accumulates a little disappointment, and when she reaches the critical point, her heart gets cold.
Sixteen-year-old, I once fantasized about you and me in youth, and when I was dying, I remembered each other's brilliant youth.
Seventeen, a wisp of smoke, curling up, green dragonfly water, catkins fluttering. Floating life is like a dream, quiet as water, without asking about feelings and troubles. I only wish you a good life, a good past life and a bitter life. No matter rain or snow, I just want to be indifferent, drunk and dream of death, fill my half-life displacement and bid farewell to my life. Peeling and covered with scars, waiting for the phoenix nirvana, I wish to send a piece of paper in desolation, and I wish to have clothes in this life.
What we are looking for is not loneliness, but a person or a place. Happiness is in life, but we haven't found it yet.
Nineteen, love is everyone's spiritual sustenance. Love is an emotional dependence in people's hearts. Love is a part of one's life. Love is the sunshine of life, which can warm your loneliness! Light up your sadness!
Twenty, I will think, I will miss, I will be sad, I will be sad, I will be heartbroken, you forget that I am just an ordinary person.
Twenty-one, how many people, like me, sit in a space of less than ten square meters and look at the beautiful scenery of 95 thousand kilometers in the book? Or like me, I have a heart wider than 95 thousand kilometers, but I sit in a chair less than one square meter.
Twenty-two, with a flick of a finger, the end of the song is scattered, and my thoughts are flying; Striking the strings, like a slender wind, who do you miss? The feelings around the fingers and the attachment of life have interpreted the homesickness year after year in the sound of pipa and piano; Love is deep, loneliness is hard to hide, and whispers in my ears are like sighs when flowers fall; Love is endless, and everyone will feel pity when they are lonely all their lives, spreading silently in the hazy air; The flood of running water, with all the breeze, dyed the writing paper white.
Twenty-three, how many lonely waits does life have to go through before we finally wait for the person we are waiting for. I feel so painful and awake, because I don't know how many times I can miss someone.
Qq is happy to talk about mood.
1, this is a busy ending, not the whole city, not the country, but everything to me.
I saw that you found your happiness, but I cried, happy or sad.
If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.
People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.
5, you said that you, without a diploma, still learn from others, and if you are not smart, you still learn from others!
6, men are sensational, love words go in one ear and out the other.
7. You are like that incandescent lamp, which is not pleasing to the eye.
8. There are three irretrievable things in life: time, opportunity and what you say.
9. Success is an idea, getting rich is an obligation and happiness is a strength.
10, why did you give me a gentle injection when I wanted to give up?
1 1. When you really do something, it is often the time when many things cannot be turned back.
12, ten years ago, always ten years after planning. Ten years later, I always miss ten years ago.
13, I wonder if you are afraid of losing me. Anyway, I'm afraid of losing you.
Genius and madness are only one step away. If I were that step, there would be no genius.
15, you will be happy only if you try to reduce the suffering of others.
16, I always feel something is missing, but I can't say what it is. My whole heart is empty.
17, by the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age.
18, giving up doesn't always mean that you are weak, but sometimes it means that you are strong enough to give up.
19, there is love besides teeth.
20, gorgeous words, fragile language, in fact, nothing can replace.
2 1, stubborn women tend to lose happiness because they hold the red line too tightly.
Even though we are far away, I still like you so much.
23. Worry is hard to hide. Cover it with your mouth and it will pop out of your eyes.
Happiness is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with wealth, age and environment.
25. Boss, you are so angry! You're angry! Drink herbal tea tonight to reduce the fire!
26. If your misfortune makes others happy, then your misfortune is also a part of happiness.
27. People are inherently mortal, or die of great events, or die of high numbers.
28. People who never know how to be grateful will never understand the true meaning of happiness.
29. If you can't see through each other, at least see through yourself first.
30. When you are coldest, someone is desperate to hold you. This is happiness.
Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let his husband know.
32. People who don't take a shower won't smell good if they spray perfume hard. Fame and honor come from real talent and practical learning. Germany is naturally fragrant.
I am not afraid that time will turn my sweet words to you into jokes.
34, the hen said: human beings let us have more children, but in family planning.
35. As beautiful as flowers and jade, the enemy is no match for the fleeting time. Get married quickly.
Sometimes, for a writer, the real reward is not the Nobel Prize, but piracy.
37.blame yourself. Have the ability to like others, but have no ability to make others like you.
38. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.
39. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.
Listen to the song you are listening to and do what you are doing, and I will feel that you are actually by my side.
4 1, eating is also what I want; Fat, I am also; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.
There are countless reasons why I don't love you. There is only one reason to love you. I just love you.
43, the ultimate happiness. Makes me want to die. I can't even take time away.
In order not to leave regrets in our lives, we should seize every opportunity to change our lives as much as possible.
Let's eat ice cream. Let's buy two, one for me and the other for you to eat.
46. Romance is my bounden duty, tenderness is my nature, and love is my precious life nutrient.
47. As a foodie, eating doesn't mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely.
48. If people are optimistic, they can resist everything, and everything will enhance their resistance.
49. There is endless potential, endless blessings, endless cheapness and endless cleverness.
50. All I want is a quiet life. It's good to have you in my life.
5 1, doctor, what should I do with large pores? Pixel drop.
52. As long as you love someone, you will always be disappointed.
53. We are happy when we are in love. So simple, so difficult.
54. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
We have never learned how to love, let alone how to avoid hurting.
56. Her face is full of joy, and her round bright eyes are like two small lanterns.
57. She knows how to write the word cherish, but she doesn't know how to cherish what she has in front of her.
58. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.
59. A turtle walked through a pile of excrement, leaving only one footprint on it. Why? Because it holds its nose with one hand.
60. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.
6 1, please don't cheat kind girls. There are too few kind girls in this world.
62. The struggle for happiness, no matter how hard, is not a kind of pain, but happiness, but just a joke.
63. I thought the land would grow if the days were so long. Who knew there would be an earthquake?
64. A man can't be a hero without color, and a woman can't laugh without spending money.
65. Don't study hard all day, don't take a bath for a month, don't go out for a year, and review all your life!
There is only one person in the world, so there is no need to be an episode in other people's lives.
67. I swear I'll chop my hands when I surf the Internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.
68. I am no longer your best friend. I left silently after parting, and I remember your touch.
69. When I was a child, I always thought that sesame grew on strawberries. When I grew up, I found sesame seeds growing in kiwifruit.
70. I can't go shopping As soon as I go shopping, I find myself lacking everything!
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