More funny than humorous sentences.

1, I won't bend over if a pie falls from the sky, just because I won't even fall from the sky, let alone lose money.

When people are unlucky, drinking water will plug their teeth, and water is even more unlucky. Even if you are drunk, you will get stuck between your teeth.

3, it is better to fight the landlord and hoe the grain at noon, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

4. Your smile is better than Mona Lisa; Your beauty turns the world upside down; Your' temperament' has convinced thousands of beautiful women; Your dignity, beyond the goddess Athena; Enjoy the attention and glory in life.

I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Who should I share an extra bottle with?

6. I fell in love with my bed. We are both made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, jealous little man.

7, the lover will eventually buckle the meat, and the pig pocket will appear in the lover's eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

8. When I am in a panic, I wish you were by my side, slapping me with RMB to calm me down.

9. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.

10, you sink fish and fall geese, I am handsome, you are graceful and I am ashamed of flowers.