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What did you know when you went to Chengdu?

A few years ago, attracted by Chengdu, my wife and I decided to visit it. Before I went to Chengdu, my impression of Chengdu was Shu culture, beautiful scenery, beautiful women and delicious food.

When I arrived in Chengdu, I visited Du Fu Caotang, Wuhou Temple, Kuanzhai Lane, Jinli and Giant Panda Pavilion, and also went to Dujiangyan and Qingcheng Mountain, which are a little farther away.

Chengdu is indeed a place with a strong historical flavor. No matter where you go, anecdotes of celebrities come to your face. From the Warring States to the Republic of China, focusing on Shu, vivid historical scrolls are vividly displayed in front of you. Chengdu is a place with stories.

Chengdu Plain enjoys a superior geographical position, a warm climate, rich species and beautiful natural and cultural landscapes. Wherever you go, it's like traveling in a painting world. Chengdu is a place with beautiful scenery.

Walking on the streets of Chengdu, the beautiful women on the street are shaking their eyes. I have also been to many places where beautiful women flock, but Chengdu is really amazing. Although I dare not look around with my wife, there is no denying that Chengdu is a place where beautiful women haunt.

I've always liked Sichuan style, and I know there are many delicious foods in Chengdu, but I didn't know until I really arrived in Chengdu that Chengdu's food is so powerful, no matter whether it's hot pot, stir-fry, mala Tang, wonton or burning noodles, there is no place better than Chengdu.

I still remember the spicy food downstairs in the hotel. There are too many people in the queue. After the trip, we went to queue up for more than 300 people. We waited upstairs for more than an hour before we got a seat, but it was worth it. It's really delicious.

One morning, I went to an alley for breakfast and ordered burning noodles and fried rice noodles. It can be said that I have never had such a delicious breakfast, and it is still vivid in my mind and my mouth is watering.

In the evening, the smell of hot pot spread all over the city. Eat hot pot for several nights in a row. It's really delicious. I quickly bought some hot pot bottom materials and ate them when I got home. I couldn't find the taste in Chengdu.

I planned to go to Chengdu again in a few days. My goal is simple, that is, to eat delicious food. Unfortunately, family members dare not go out of the province because of the epidemic, so they can only wait until later.

Wait for me, Chengdu, I will definitely come again for that delicious food!

My wife is from Chengdu, and we have lived in Chongqing for a long time. However, because of my work, I have been to Chengdu a lot recently. My sister also works in a state-owned enterprise in Chengdu and comes back every week. Tell me about my reflection.

1. Chengdu is really a trendy city, and Taikooli is really prosperous, but Chunxi Road doesn't feel like it used to be, a bit like Yangjiaping and Shapingba in Chongqing, which used to be bustling pedestrian streets. Maybe it was a long time ago.

2. When I came to Chengdu, I found that the teahouse is the teahouse, the mahjong hall is the mahjong hall, and Chongqing is the teahouse and mahjong hall. The food in Chengdu is generally sweeter than that in Chongqing, but I like it very much, especially the cold dishes and braised dishes in Chengdu. When eating ducks, I often go to Xindu Gui Hu to buy Mianyang spareribs.

3. What impressed me most recently was going to Dujiangyan and Xindu. Damn, the whole city is filled with osmanthus fragrance, so comfortable. I came up with the idea of settling in Dujiangyan. And Dujiangyan is particularly human (my wife's hometown is Dujiangyan).

One thing I'm not used to in Chengdu is the long commute time. I live in Dafeng now. It usually takes more than one and a half hours to get to Chengdu, and I still have to transfer to the light rail. There is also a feeling that it is not the planning and design of traffic lights in Chengdu. Turning left and going straight is easy to cause traffic jams, and to be honest, I find that Chengdu people are less likely to give way to pedestrians on the sidewalk. Many cars don't have this awareness at all. Last week, I was almost hit by a private car on a crosswalk in Chengdu. I almost finished the crosswalk, and the meaning of slowing down didn't pass me directly. This is not the first time. Twice.

For work reasons, I actually came to Chengdu as the head of agricultural reclamation for one or two months when the company opened a branch in Chengdu. I confessed at the time. Tell me how I feel. There is one thing I don't understand about Chengdu people. They worked hard and worked hard, but by three o'clock in the afternoon, these people felt discouraged. They should be able to drink tea and play mahjong on time, but they are all very nice and human. now

6. It is recommended not to play mahjong with Chengdu people. First, they are too powerful. Second, they play too many games and can't learn them at all. Dujiangyan only plays two-color cards, and Chengdu is still three-color When I went back to my wife's hometown to sit at the mahjong table during the Spring Festival, everyone fainted (I can't stand the enthusiasm of pulling the table)

It's hot recently, so I finally recommended an iced jiaozi. Where is it in Taikooli? I don't remember the name. It's really not delicious. After eating four bowls in a row, the boss was very enthusiastic.

Sichuan dialect is so cute. I took a taxi to the panda base. The driver said, "It's cat base again. I went to the cat base for the second time today. " I went to the panda base to see the information piece and found that Sichuan dialect is called panda "cat".

On the way back, I took another taxi. The master suddenly sang a song while driving ... and then shyly said it was for his wife, who also drives a taxi. He said that when he came home at night, his wife would hit him on the back when she cooked, and he would pinch her leg when she cooked. Chengdu people seem to love their wives very much?

1. Chengdu people's skin is generally white.

There are more people smoking.

3. The accent is not good, and girls like to swear (it may be dialect, but it sounds like swearing to me).

It tastes not only spicy but also sweet.

5. Giant pandas can be seen everywhere.

6. The commercial packaging of tourist attractions is very serious.

Generally speaking, Chengdu is a city worth visiting, but it is not as good as advertised. The whole city looks like an ordinary second-tier city. I think Chengdu is a bit over-packaged and exaggerated.

I come from Sichuan and have lived in Chengdu for nearly 20 years. If there's anything I didn't know until I got to Chengdu, it's hard to say.

Many people don't know Chengdu.

First of all, Chengdu people don't know where to play, because there are too many places to play in Chengdu and its surrounding areas. It is no exaggeration to say that if you go to Chengdu every day and play every day, it is estimated that you can't play for a month.

Secondly, you will be surprised when you arrive in Chengdu. Those retired grandmothers and grandmothers sit in teahouses from morning till night, blowing shells and posing in a dragon gate array. Throughout the day, if you can't finish talking, one or two mahjong will be played more and more vigorously. The most important thing is day after day, every day.

Third, at the weekend, the slightly famous farmhouses, ravines and places with flowers and plants are crowded with people, and the traffic jam lasts for several hours. The final result is that Mofa stops, oh, it's back.

Fourth, some people in Chengdu say that nightlife starts at eleven o'clock in the morning, and the doors of the supper barbecue are almost full.

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I can't finish two or three sentences anyway. There are still many things you don't know or you won't know until Chengdu.

Welcome guests from all over the world to Chengdu!

Chengdu, where you don't want to go when you come!

The attractions of online celebrities and the food of online celebrities are all lies!

I know Chengdu is spicy, but the pot is also spicy. I didn't know until I went to Chengdu.

I have been to Chengdu on business before, because it takes a long time, eating spicy food for a long time is uncomfortable and my stomach is uncomfortable; Therefore, when I go to a restaurant to eat, I take special care of the chef. Don't put spicy food in the dish, just light it. The cook was stunned at first, and it took a while to understand what I meant. Then the food was served soon. When it's still spicy, go to the chef for a theory. After a hard year, the chef pointed to the pot. I wiped the pan with my finger and put it in my mouth. It's really spicy.

Chengdu is famous for its spicy food, but the frying pan is also spicy. I didn't know until I went to Chengdu.

I come from Sichuan, not Chengdu. Tell me how I feel.

Born and raised in rural areas, the first city that just came out of society was Kunshan, Suzhou, where he stayed for three years before coming to Chengdu.

Talk about personal feelings comparison.

When I was in Suzhou, I felt that the pace of life was very fast. The streets are basically people who are on the way (except in some areas), either going to work or visiting shopping malls or other places, and there are few people wandering in piles on the road. Chengdu is just that there are many people wandering around the road (maybe a little one-sided), and then we Sichuanese like to play cards and drink tea, not to mention that the teahouses are basically full.

Environment: When I was in Suzhou, I felt that the greening outside the city was quite good, at least in Kunshan. When I left the city, it was greening. Those who have never seen greening can play for half a day, haha (of course, you can also understand that the urban area is small, after all, the city governs the county).

When I arrived in Chengdu, I felt less green and prosperous. Chunxi Road was very shocking when I went for the first time, and it was the same feeling when I went for the second or third time. Let's not talk about the rest. They are all developing, and roads are being built everywhere, which may give people who haven't stayed long a feeling that Chengdu is quite backward.

Let me talk about people again. Maybe because I'm from Sichuan, I think Chengdu people are ok, except that I don't like Chengdu dialect very much, because I think it's very procrastinating, just a personal feeling. Most people here are not exclusive or grounded. Of course, this is just the general situation. When I stayed in Suzhou, I felt very bored. The older generation prefer to pee anywhere. Rural areas.

The countryside in Suzhou is different from that in Sichuan. The price of building a house is similar to that in the city, so it must be repaired. Some rural neighbors in Suzhou are like enemies. They don't play with each other (partly). Sometimes they don't like to eat the fruit they grow at home. Rural grandfathers also like playing cards. Basically, the old man plays cards and the old woman goes out to work. The diet in rural areas is basically a big bowl of rice and a few dishes at noon, but smoking is a soft cloud in China. Ha ha! ! !

Our neighbors here basically have no such situation, and they never scrimp and save. . .

I didn't know until I came to Chengdu that there were so many delicious snacks in Sichuan. The stalls in Suzhou are basically fast food. Regan Noodles, fried rice and mutton kebabs are all near the factory, so you can fill your stomach quickly.

I am nm! When I returned to Chengdu, I found that all kebabs were fried with squid and stinky tofu, and all kinds of trotters and chicken feet. . . . All kinds of snacks. . . To tell the truth, I ate grilled fish for four days when I first came to Chengdu. . .

In a word, Chengdu is a good place, but sometimes it feels oversold, and I think every place has its advantages and disadvantages, so different people have different opinions. Anyway, I think it's suitable for traveling, and it's good to have money to live in, but I don't think about it without skills and work (except for construction sites)

Anyway, there is nothing to eat and play, as long as you don't expect too much from online celebrities. Just looking at something. You won't know until you play a game.

1 Chengdu's real administrative planning, one circle of five urban areas, the remaining area of the second circle of the city except Qingbaigou, the second circle of Qingbaigou and the remaining suburban counties of the third circle of the city. (Qingbaigou is not close to the main city, so you can't get up and down, calling yourself a school)

2. In Chengdu 1 1 area, Pixian county only dares to call Chengdu stepmother, and Qingbaigou only dares to call Chengdu empress (Pixian subway only goes to Xipu, and Qingbaigou people ask what subway is? )

I have discussed with my friends in Hunan that Chengdu people and even Sichuan people generally love female slaves.

4. Chengdu aborigines are optimistic and enjoy life, but there are still many kinds. For example, the working class in the old industrial zone in eastern Chengdu is generally optimistic and willing to spend money. Disco when I was young always came to square dance.

5. Chengdu men also spoil their wives, aunts 37, university residents, and social security at work. Originally, I ate and slept at home, slept and played cards, and my mother-in-law waited on me. It's so comfortable Another host husband is also a school property. Husband and wife are not harmonious, usually docile, neither humble nor supercilious, cold and violent, and the husband dare not speak.

6. Many people in Chengdu are from the Northeast. Many of them were built from Panzhihua Iron and Steel Company and other factories with the support of their parents when they were young. After decades, they still have a strong northeast accent.

7. Many Northeasters move from Panzhihua to Chengdu and buy houses in Wenjiang. In some real estate projects, a considerable number of people in Northeast China are supporting the elderly there. The times have left a mark on them, and they are all singing poems. What happened to the thunder in the sky and the stones on the ground. I don't remember.

When it comes to middle-aged and elderly people, the quality of the South is much higher. Originally, activities in the east, west, north and south were irritating, so the south was orderly. Originally, I worked part-time at IKEA, and my empress came to tell me that it was unprofessional for someone not to take a plate after dinner. Close to the legend that Chengdu is poor in the east and expensive in the west, rich in the south and bandits in the north.

9. In Sichuan dialect, briefs are called cannons, and the corners are called shaking pants. Non-authoritative experts explained that the same word formation used by artillery and hammer is the same. Pant-shaking describes a state. When you jump in it, you will understand.

10. The custom of weddings and funerals in suburban counties around Chengdu is a bit interesting. Sending towels and happy bowls is quite interesting.

1 1. Chengdu people are delicious. In order to eat something, I can drive dozens of kilometers to eat, which means I don't want to.

12. Speaking of eating, I just came to Chengdu, but I can't accept the peppers in Chengdu. Too numb. My mouth in the back is numb and I can't eat.

13. As a native of Jiangxi, Chengdu cuisine is not spicy, but oily, sticky and greasy. Zigong food is spicy, and rabbits are delicious when they are cold.

14. A few years ago, the air pollution in Chengdu was very serious. I will never forget 15, 12, 3 1 this day. The evening sky in Chengdu is yellow, the air is smelly, and the masks are sold out.

15. The heat island effect in Chengdu is also very heavy. I live in Qingbaijiang and fly to Chengdu. Air conditioning is from morning till night and from night to night. Qingbaijiang I dare not turn on the fan at night for fear of catching a cold.

16. The public transportation in Chengdu is ok, and the better is the frequency card. I used to brush it once when I got on the bus, and it was free to transfer money for two hours. Later, I brushed it twice, which was still very economical.

17. There are many sunny days in Chengdu, that is, there is no sun in summer, but you will get sunburned, which is always annoying. Back in Jiangxi, I found this kind of weather quite good. The sun is really terrible, and the cold water from the tap is boiling hot. Can't afford to hurt.

18. Jiuyanqiao is a famous bar street, where night owls gather, women get drunk, and the street pushes men to have sex. However, more famous than this are registration and second-hand bicycle sales centers. Get off at 109 Jiuyanqiao East Station or West Station, and enthusiastic aunts will come around and buy cars, cars, cars for young people.

It's a waste of talent for you not to be a spy.

19. The subway in Chengdu is quite distinctive, especially the Panda train on Line 3. It's my first time to take Line 3, so happy.

But the most distinctive feature of the subway is the advertisement on it. The boss came to power in person, and the plastic Mandarin is the best, and the magic sound wears the ear. Brother Zhang, brainwashed by magic, are you still applying for a loan? There are all kinds of beauty advertisements, thanks to delicious green ham sausage, delicious noodles and so on.

I haven't taken the subway for two years. I don't know if this is it.

20. The nuns in Chengdu are all old and beautiful, beautifully dressed, and taking pictures in the park is also a pleasure. The most exaggerated thing is that I was shocked to see a group of nuns coming from the mountains to enjoy cherry blossoms on Line 3 this year.

Go back and talk to my colleagues. She said that nuns didn't have this condition when they were young, but they lived well when they were old, so it was meaningful to care about me.

2 1. Renmin south road, also known as the road pointed by Grandpa Mao. There is a statue of the chairman in front of Sichuan Science and Technology Museum, pointing to Renmin South Road, which is super blocked.

22. Rogue warning.

In Sichuan dialect, there are many overlapping words, such as sparrow (male genitalia), dam (square), string, giving chicken and big chicken. It makes people feel very interesting.

There are many interesting words in Sichuan dialect, such as robbing, sniping, oil thief (cockroach), salt rat (we also have the saying of eaves rat, which refers to bat, I forget what Sichuan dialect refers to), nagging the second child (snake), begging for a cut (beggar), bending the pole (farmer), bending the acid (got) and sharp teeth (sharp mouth).

23. In fact, besides spicy rabbit heads, there are peanut butter rabbit heads. I don't know where it is sold, but my colleague brought it to me.

24. Going to work around Tianfu Square, I am too tired to get on the subway when I get off work. Later, I thought of a way to take a stop in the opposite direction, and then get on the bus in the right direction. When I arrived at Tianfu Square, everyone rushed down and there were seats left.

25. Chengdu is the capital of Tibetan people. I used to live in Jiangxi Street, near Ximian Bridge (around the old campus of Southwest People's Congress). Tibetan compatriots are everywhere, and Tibetan handicraft shops selling Tibetan knives, blankets and Buddha statues are everywhere. There seems to be a Tibetan office in Chengdu nearby? Is there radiation around? Many people in Tibetan areas will come to see a doctor in West China, and they often see Tibetan compatriots wearing traditional costumes and carrying X-ray bags.

26. Comment on many comrades in my ditch, and I will add a feature of Qingbaigou.

Qingbaijiang was originally an enclave in Chengdu, specially designed for spreading culture and climbing steel, so the traces of the first 30 years here are particularly heavy.

The biggest trace is Chuanhua Factory, the witness of the industrial age. Every time I take the 603 to Chuanhua factory, I feel particularly shocked, and I feel like an industrial punk. Chuanhua Ruins Park will be built here soon, which may become a punching place for online celebrities in Chengdu (similar to the memory of the eastern suburbs).

The road from Chuanhua Factory is full of buildings 30 years ago, Khrushchev Building, etc., which have been demolished now.

It used to be the cultural center of Qingbaijiang, and it was also the building of that era. The stands and swimming pool inside are about the brilliance of the legend.

There are second-hand markets and business districts next to the Chuanhua Fair. Last time I went, my colleague said that Qingbaijiang people called it Koharu West Road! ! ! The side reflects the prosperity here in the planned economy era.

Some civil servants, female teachers and lesbians in public institutions in Qingbaijiang married workers in the 1960s and 1970s. At that time, workers were decent and had high incomes.

There are also the names of schools in Qingbaijiang. Qianjin Vocational High School (no longer called this name) Tuanjie Primary School (experimental primary school) Shuxing Middle School (merged) Hongqi Middle School, Hongqi Primary School (Fengxiang Primary School, Dawan Primary School North Campus) Chuanhua Primary School (foreign language primary school) Chuanhua Middle School.

Qingbaijiang can be said to be the epitome of the old industrial zone, with traces of dribs and drabs telling the 70-year history, with tall buildings, guests and buildings falling down one after another.

27. Recently, the Sichuan-Taiwan Economic Channel went bird-walking. Oh, my God.

28. Many answers say Trump. Let me add one more. When I was in college, my aunt was super nice. I was polite and handsome, and immediately captured the hearts of all my aunts (I transferred my dormitory three times in college, and I played with my aunts every time). Once, my aunt and I had a long queue. She said that she is very responsible and insists on using Mandarin every time she welcomes new students. But, auntie, do you know that your Mandarin is not much different from Trump's? Of course, as a Jiangxi native, my aunts will laugh at my Mandarin. When they met me, they said, Eat dew, eat dew, Xiao Huang. Did you eat crispy dew today? hahaha

Belonging to the masses, officials also have mandarin jokes. In the early years, on the expressway, the pinyin marked by Qingbaijiang was (Qingbeijiang), which was very popular.

30. Thinking of the jokes about the subway in previous years, Chengdu subway is still quite awesome, reaching the United States in the east, Europe in the west, Australia in the south, and Xianxian Lake in the north.

Yes, friends from other places, what did you know after you went to Chengdu? Thank you for your concern!

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