Do you have anything to say about me being a night owl?

1. You scold, you continue to scold, when you have scolded enough, tell me, I will go to bed first!

2. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive!

3. Isn’t gender equality implemented? Why can't I go to the women's restroom?

4. If one day I go down, please remember: I will come back to find you!

5. Hey, may I ask, does your coffin have a sliding lid or a flip-top lid?

6. It’s not that I’m a playboy, it’s just that I’m too attentive to every girl. I don’t mind if you call me passionate!

7. Don’t call me a night owl, please call me brother: Heixia!

8. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ!

9. Time q j has passed, and the evil things left behind are called memories!

10. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want!

11. Miss, the third button of your top is open!

12. Go, go, go, don’t waste those two words of youth, you are already in the beginning of autumn!

13. After you confessed to me last time, I was sick for several days. Please stop talking!

14. If you want to reach for the stars, please look at your own altitude first!

15. "Boss, give me two pounds of happiness and take it home to feed the dog!"

16. There is a handsome man in society, but he is not the one you want!

17. It’s getting cold. Don’t forget to wear a cassock when you go out!

18. No matter how strong your will is, you will be confused if you lie to me!

19. On a whim, I used your photo as a computer desktop, tmd, and actually got a computer virus! Have fun