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Ironically, my husband doesn't give gifts on holidays.

1, dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

2, this holiday, other gifts have not been received, I have received my own shadow, and I am the one who should give it to myself the most.

3. I received an overtime notice without receiving other gifts. It seems that my husband still regards me as a good employee of the company.

4, the current state, Yan value is not online, luck has been derailed, individuals do not work hard, husband does not live up to expectations, everything is not smooth, can only sigh.

5. This holiday, my husband gave me a special gift-freedom. It seems that he still doesn't know my real wish.

6. My husband has never understood romance. On the first anniversary of registration, he sent flowers and red envelopes, and only took me out for a meal under my strong express delivery.

7. Others received gifts on holidays, but I was informed that my husband didn't come back until ten o'clock in the evening. Is this a holiday gift he gave me?

8. Honey, don't blame me for not buying you a present. The world is fair. If you want something, you must pay the same money.

9. I received a message from my husband without receiving other gifts-let me find something to do myself. It seems that what he means is to let me find some fun gifts myself.

10, honey, I know you want a gift, not just saying: here is your salary card. If a man can't even do this, don't expect him to measure you with love.