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Tell me about people who keep in good health.
Physiology:
Psychology:
There will be happiness and helplessness in every stage of life. If you can remember happiness hard and face helplessness and suffering bravely, I believe the future road will be full of sunshine. May all mothers be happy by themselves, and may your baby grow up healthily.
The biggest change after giving birth!
1. Suddenly found her husband useless.
I have been in a state of confusion since I gave birth to the baby.
Children cry, I hug, children are hungry, I feed, children pull, I clean up. I even bathe the children alone.
A husband only needs to say "I won't", "I dare not" and "Come on".
Before giving birth to children, carrying on the family line was a top priority for his family. After giving birth, it is the mother's business.
2. Become stronger.
Being a mother is rigid, really.
From the birth of the child, there is only one voice in my heart. Protect the children, and never let them get a little hurt.
In the past, I could do nothing. When I became a mother, I learned all kinds of complementary foods, frying oil and frying, and I was good at everything. Pots, ovens, electric cake stands, microwave ovens, all proficient.
Step 3 become stingy
Get a manicure, hair and body every three to five times before giving birth. Various brands of skin care products, Haitao purchasing is never soft. As a mother, the baby's moisturizer will take care of everything.
I bought thousands of clothes when I was a mother, but I only had one hundred when I was a mother.
Fourth, become studious.
Before you became a mother, you were scum.
As a mother, she is determined not to lose at the starting line. Even if she can't learn to be a god, she can still learn to be a tyrant. So, I bought all kinds of picture books for my baby and all kinds of parenting books for myself. Pull if you have nothing to do. What if the child loses his temper? How to make them feel more secure? In a word, science used to be regarded as air, but now it is regarded as god.
There is a saying that every fat man is a potential stock. In fact, every mother is a potential stock.
For the sake of children, we are omnipotent and invincible.
I wish all mothers in the world happiness!
Several major changes have taken place since the birth of the child.
My personal experience. History of blood and tears, hahaha.
First, the body will change.
Before pregnancy, the weight was 104, after giving birth, it was 124, and I gained 20 Jin. My stomach is so fat that I can't put on my clothes and pants. Every time I want to go out, I open the closet and try to put on a pair of pants, and I will fail. I almost cried, but I wouldn't go out.
Once when I was shopping outside, I saw my figure in the window. What a storm of crying, I dare not recognize him at all.
Second, the change of sleep time.
After giving birth to the baby, the sleep time is fragmented, the baby gets up and changes diapers, the baby gets hungry and flushes milk powder, and the baby cries and coaxes him. My sleep at night was so fragmented that I didn't sleep all night.
Some people say that you can sleep during the day, which is naive! . Cook by yourself during the day, then wash dishes, wash clothes, feed the baby, change diapers, wash clothes, take a bath and wash your hair. How can I have so much time to sleep?
Third, changes in economic pressure.
I bought 500 yuan of skin care products before giving birth. After giving birth, I should seriously consider whether I bought diapers, clothes, shoes and socks, and baby toys. ...
Everyone in my family feeds milk powder, but I still have to think about whether I have bought milk powder and whether I have enough money.
In a word, anywhere costs money. Really, it costs a lot of money to raise a baby.
Fourth, the relationship between husband and wife has changed.
Before giving birth to a baby, husband and wife get along and love each other. After giving birth to a child, it is husband and wife who get along with the child, so the time to take care of each other is naturally reduced.
Couples who love each other very much are ok, but they still love each other very much, even if they don't have that much time together. Couples who are not deeply in love will only drift away because of their children.
Fifth, temper changes.
After giving birth to a child, the child is clever and unruly, which directly forces the mother's smelly temper in life. No matter how naughty, I always want to give him back the power of the wild when I don't sleep.
But as a novice mother, you should learn to control your temper slowly and don't yell at your child.
Sixth, the change of friends' communication.
Before giving birth, I'm going out to make an appointment with my little sister, and then I'm leaving. After giving birth to the baby, a bottle of milk powder was not wet by boiling water, and a big bag had to be obedient before going out to ask my sister out.
Little sisters talk about film and television dramas, beautiful scenery and the workplace. They feel isolated, and the more they listen, the more they want to cry!
I don't want to call you at friends' parties gradually, because the baby will shit when eating, which really affects the mood of eating vegetables. [Picking nose]
However, all the changes are because there is one more person in the family, or a baby who brings a lively atmosphere to the family. More care and more responsibility are all worthwhile. All the changes are worthwhile.
We can work hard to make money, learn to manage parent-child relationship and husband-wife relationship, and shape our bodies slowly. Of course, friends don't really dislike you. Go to sleep. The baby will get better when he grows up.
In a harmonious family, whether a baby is born or not, it is warm, loving and beautiful.
I wish you all a happy new year, a happy baby and good health.
What a big change after giving birth!
20 1 July 91Hiuke twin daughters.
The first is the physical change. I abandoned motherhood and left a long and ugly scar on my stomach. Because my twins have a big belly, after giving birth, she is like an 80-year-old woman with loose skin and can't bear to look straight. I can't sleep well with my baby, my face is obviously not as good as before, and I feel much older.
Secondly, I don't have my own space and time. Around the children for 24 hours, washing milk powder, changing diapers, coaxing children, and doing these jobs repeatedly. I used to pay great attention to my image. I touched the left and drew the right. Now I just need to wash my face. I used to eat slowly, but now I gobble it like I've been hungry for days. Lying in bed at night, I feel sore all over. I really want to sleep. It's a pity that I have never slept all night. I've never gone out to play alone, but I really have something to do. I just need to come back quickly.
Finally, there are joys and sorrows. From two people to a family of four, from lovers to relatives. Watching babies change day by day, watching them smile at you, my whole heart melts. The first time I heard them call mom, it was all worth it.
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The baby is over 80 days now, and I take care of her every day. Because I opened a car wash shop, my family was busy in the shop, so I took it alone most of the time.
Morning: My mother-in-law gets up to make breakfast for the whole family, and then cleans the house. I just got up to dress the baby, change diapers and wash it. My mother-in-law helped me look after the baby after cleaning up. I went to wash and eat. After dinner, my family went to the store and left the baby and me at home. The baby is very obedient and sleeps when he is full. When she sleeps, I can also do housework, wash clothes and play with my mobile phone.
Noon: Every day when my mother-in-law is busy, she cooks in the shop and brings it back to me when it is cooked. When the shop is too busy, she leaves. Sometimes when the baby wakes up, he will eat it in tears [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet]. Holding her for a while is like eating and fighting. I used to eat slowly, but now thieves are quick!
Afternoon: usually sleep with the baby from/kloc-0 to 3 o'clock in the afternoon. After all, breastfeeding at night will delay my sleep.
Evening: When my family comes back from work, they can help me take care of the baby, so I can take a shower, watch TV and chat with my family. With a baby, the most anticipated time of the day is the family coming back, because it's not the two of us anymore, and someone can chat with me, otherwise it will really suffocate [laugh and cry]. Sometimes it is easy for a baby to lose his temper when he cries badly, and we are both prone to depression [face] [face] at home for a long time.
Clothing: After giving birth, the baby gained 10 kg, 96 kg before pregnancy, so I didn't wear clothes before, but I didn't buy much clothes because I didn't go out much at ordinary times. Everyone wears pajamas (because they are loose [tears]) mainly because they are afraid of waste, in case I lose weight [cover my face]
Entertainment: When you have a baby, you can't go surfing when you are ready to feed. There is a lot of milk. There is a milk platoon from time to time, and when I lift milk, I look like a stone. I'm afraid I won't come back after going out for a long time [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet]
Consumption: I bought two pairs of pants after giving birth to my baby, and most of the money was spent on buying her things. I feel that clothes are enough. Babies spend a lot of money, keep it!
Generally speaking, after giving birth to the baby, my life is very full. Watching the baby grow up day by day, I grew up with her like a rebirth, hard and happy.
I gave birth to a baby for three years, and this one is the most touching. Life has changed a lot before and after giving birth. Let's talk about the changes before and after giving birth to a baby:
1, before the baby was born, a person's luggage only had a box and a computer bag. After giving birth to the baby, in order to support him, he became a family first, and a truck was needed to move things at home. Go out to play, your luggage is secondary, mostly baby's luggage.
2, before giving birth to a baby, weekends and holidays, I like to go chic with my friends every day. I haven't gone out to eat for three years after giving birth to the baby.
Before giving birth to the baby, I permed my hair every three to five months. After giving birth to the baby, I haven't been to the hair salon for three years. Hair like the lion king. Just because I'm afraid the lotion will hurt my child.
4. I am keen on losing weight and buying clothes before giving birth to a baby. After giving birth to a baby, I'm afraid I can't lose weight without milk. Buy loose and comfortable clothes.
4. Before the baby was born, although she was older, she still had a little girlish atmosphere. After giving birth to a baby, she takes care of the baby day and night, feeds at night, suffers from insomnia and fatigue, and the girl becomes an aunt.
5, before giving birth to a baby, I said that I was worried about giving new words, and I loved to take the literary and artistic route every day. After giving birth to the baby, she lost all the literary youth diseases and cured all the sentimentality and nameless melancholy.
6. Before giving birth to a baby, I like to go to Taobao to buy clothes and accessories, and go to women's street shopping malls and boutiques to linger. After giving birth to a baby, shopping only buys the baby's diaper clothes, shoes and toys. Always "Oh, so cute! The baby must be cute to wear, buy it. "
7. Before giving birth to a baby, I fantasized about Korean drama-style love and had a romantic encounter. After giving birth to a baby, I only hope that a man can take care of his family and help take care of the baby, which is an extinct good man.
..... endless, too many changes. Generally speaking, before giving birth to a baby, she looks like a girl in appearance and heart. After giving birth to a baby, I feel much older. I lose my girlhood romance and self, and become a mother's compassion, tolerance and gentleness. Oh, as for the changes you care about with your husband, you still think of it as a couple before giving birth, and you are more like living together after giving birth. When taking care of the baby, the other party has already seen the unkempt appearance. No images were left.
I am a post-90s mother, and just had a little princess 10 months old. Before, I was carefree every day. I don't have to think about anything. When I sleep and eat, I have no rules. If you earn money, you can buy clothes, eat and play games. I am a moonlight clan. However, since having children, the first feeling is that I am tired and have no time for myself at all. Breast-feed the child every day and get up several times at night. I dare not eat indiscriminately or wear high heels. I also have to wear loose clothes. I am a complete aunt, but I also have a good place, that is, I still exude maternal brilliance and gentleness. I also know that I won't spend money recklessly. I didn't buy new clothes this year.
I especially like shopping after giving birth to a baby. When I see lovely clothes and toys, I will buy them at buy buy. Especially when I have activities, I will hoard a lot of diapers ... haha! I feel that I am looking forward to receiving express delivery every time. Although the baby is still young, she wants to buy the whole world for her. Although I don't get enough sleep every night, there are still restrictions when I want to play with my mobile phone. The world between my husband and I is getting less and less, so we can't go out to eat with friends as we like. The only free time every week is to give birth to a baby and then go home and continue to be a happy cow ... As a married woman in a long-distance relationship, I am no longer afraid of loneliness. Thank you very much for changing and enriching my life.
I'm getting fat, I have no time for myself, and I don't get enough sleep every day. Everyone said that I lost weight when I was tired with my children, but this didn't happen to me, and my figure was seriously out of shape. The expenditure is getting bigger and bigger, and I don't know where the money is spent, but it is not enough every month. I have been married for almost ten years and went out to play twice. I haven't had time to go shopping since Bauer was born. The older one goes to primary school, Bauer is over two years old, and his life is a mess!
I am a stay-at-home mother, growing up with my baby day by day, and witnessing her every time for the first time, the most feeling is happiness. However, there is no time to yourself. Many things that I want to do but are not so urgent must be behind the baby, and then I have been entangled by the baby, and gradually I am too lazy to do things other than the baby, and I have no energy.
My daughter is two weeks old, and I haven't been shopping and eating alone with my friends for at least a year.
If you want to make a mask at home, you have to think ahead and see if the next time is enough.
After having a baby, even the arm strength has increased a lot, and a 20 kg baby can run with it.
After having children, the relationship with her husband is not so close, as if she suddenly grew up and didn't like to spoil her husband.
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