Talking about working in the south in the morning

When I saw my son off this morning, I checked the weather and it showed that it was-2 1. It's too cold. The breath from wearing a mask condenses on my eyebrows and hair and instantly turns into frost. This cold day reminds me of the winter I once spent.

When I was a child, it was normal that it was MINUS 20 degrees in winter. Every once in a while, there will be a heavy snow that cannot be pushed away. Get up in the morning, put on thick cotton trousers and cotton-padded jacket, want to drink water, and see a thin layer of ice on the water tank. Window grilles are hung on the windows. When the child licks it with his tongue out of curiosity, it will stick to it and he can't take it off. The child was anxious to cry ... I did it when I was a child, but I was shocked and didn't say it, so I had to be scolded by my mother. Why are you licking when you have nothing to do?

In winter, skating was my favorite sport when I was a child. Nail two battens under a board, and nail an iron piece under each batten, which is the ice sculpture car. Children can go forward by kneeling or sitting on the board, holding two ice cones and touching the ice at the same time. If you want to be fast and push the ice backwards with both hands, the ice car will fly as fast as flying on the ice. If you want to stop, put an ice cone on the ice in front, and the ice car can stop. ...

For so many years, due to the greenhouse effect, winter is not like winter, and it is unbearable hot. I'm afraid the river is not properly frozen, so adults can't trust their children to play on the river. It doesn't snow very much. Sometimes we can't see a snowflake all winter. I don't know what happened this year. In the northeast, it is "quack cold", which is the feeling of winter in the northeast.

But I found that everyone can't stand the cold at the moment. It's not surprising that the weather is too cold, because people won't freeze. It can be seen that with the superior conditions, people's various physical functions gradually degenerate.

It was really cold when I was in college in Shenyang. It snowed eight times a year. At that time, everyone was in a bad condition. Few people wear down jackets, and almost everyone has a military coat. I also have a picture of smiling in the snow in a military coat. Now it seems that the military coat should be warmer than the down jacket, otherwise how can you laugh at the temperature of MINUS 20 degrees in Shenyang?

Speaking of snow, I think of a "socialist wool" incident, which is both irritating and funny. At the class reunion, a male classmate recalled that "when I was at school, I liked shoveling snow best", and everyone was surprised. Who wants to work in the ice and snow? His face is full of distant happiness. "I can eat three pounds of oranges with a shovel of snow."

It turned out that once shoveling snow, he took the shovel and hid in the fruit shop to be lazy. The boss said, "Give me this new shovel and I'll give you three pounds of oranges." From then on, he used a shovel of snow to scrape it into the fruit shop bit by bit to realize his secret deal. That winter, it snowed eight times in Shenyang, and he ate 24 Jin of oranges for nothing. Hearing this, everyone jumped up with a smile. "Why are you so bad? No wonder, when our class shoveled snow, we lacked a shovel. " ...

A painful cold reminds me of the first time I went to work. At that time, it was called power supply bureau, and the graduated college students were assigned to practice in the team to do the work of reading meters and urging fees. My master, Sister Lu, showed me around, told me about the situation in the jurisdiction and asked for maternity leave.

I'm bent on finishing it early, and I'm going to pay for it at 7: 00 in the morning. There is a super-broken creative building, with all the windows falling off, four windows wide open and the wind pouring in. No matter which angle I stand in the corridor, I can feel a cold wind. I knocked on the door from door to door and told him, "Your family owes electricity, and it will be paid in a few days." . If there is no one at home, put a notice of arrears on the door.

Glue was applied to the door and it froze immediately. I gasped, put my hand over it, and barely stuck seven or eight sheets. Later, the glue was completely squeezed out and frozen into a hard stick. My hand hurts like a cat bite, and I tremble like chaff, so I have to give up. While walking downstairs, I shed tears, thinking about how difficult it is to charge for meter reading. Later, after listening to the chat of other colleagues, I realized that the old people all choose warm days to go to work, and they really have to go out and go at noon.

After half a year, I changed to an indoor job and didn't charge for meter reading, but this painful work experience has become the most precious wealth in my life. I have always been in awe of my colleagues who do this kind of work. It's really not easy for them ...

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It's so cold that my colleagues are talking about it. Today is a good day to eat hot pot, drink mutton soup and stew goose in iron pot ... forget it, go home and stew. The epidemic situation is getting worse and worse, so let's go to public places less! Dalian, the cold chain is the culprit; In Shenyang, Yin's "extinct teacher" brought disaster to the whole city; Shijiazhuang, which is said to have been brought to Europe by the priest in COVID-19, has been blocked. what can I do? There is no other way, go out less, wear a mask and come back to wash your hands.

On the coldest day, buy yourself some mutton, simmer a pot of mutton soup at home, and don't forget to add some medlar and jujube. ...