Humor about weight gain

Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

Although my face is fat, I am very happy to be a bridesmaid for the last time.

I love gluttony before I know it, and I feel fat after I know it.

People are dumbfounded because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.

My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."

6. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Grow faster, grow faster."

Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

8. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

9. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

10. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

1. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.

2. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

3. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner, and being short of money.

My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I'm not thin.

Every big weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

6. There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

7. While eating, while eating, I feel that my face is not fat.

8. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

9. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

10. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.