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The boys in our class want to sleep with me. I love you, but you just want to sleep with me.

Every Friday is the most special.

Because on this day, Shell will be the first to crawl out of bed, wearing light and sexy sleep clothes, wandering around the room.

She cooked breakfast and then washed. She stood in front of the dressing table, applying makeup and eyebrows. Half an hour later, a thick layer of powder was spread on her face, covering her original skin color and acne marks. An hour later, the makeup was completely flawless.

She always tries on two or three outfits and walks back and forth in front of the mirror four or five times before she can decide what to wear that day. And every month, she always experiences four days like this, and every day makes her look forward to and happy.

After work in the evening, she ran to the bathroom to touch up her makeup, then walked to the bus stop, took the fastest bus, and spent an hour and a half to see her boyfriend.

Beike no longer remembers how many times this has been to the bus station, nor how many times he has taken the 779 bus. Even the driver already knew her. Sometimes she would be so tired that she fell asleep on her seat. When she was about to arrive at the stop, the driver would kindly remind her that it was time to get off the bus.

Beike and her boyfriend live in the same city. They have moved to this city from school for a year and they see each other four times a month. Moreover, every time they meet, they are in bed.

My best friend once said to Beike very seriously and meanly: Are you sure he loves you? Maybe he just thinks you are suitable for hooking up. You don’t complain, don’t pester, and are always available, which is completely consistent. The standard of a good sex buddy.

The shell has a big heart and was amused by the words of his best friend.

However, Beike still reminded her about marriage overtly or covertly. The other party kept saying that her career was the main focus in the past two years and she would not consider anything else for the time being. Shell understood and didn't ask any more questions.

One day, Beike took the bus for an hour and a half to find him again. She put on more elaborate makeup on her face and wore newly bought clothes. She wanted to give him a surprise.

Because she set off half an hour early, when Beike arrived at the door of her boyfriend's company, she saw her boyfriend walking out of the company with his arm around a girl's shoulders.

The girl looks very cute and well-behaved. Her mid-length, half-curled hair is sweet and cute. She must have been amused by her boyfriend. Her smile is even cuter, and she seems to have a small tiger tooth.

Beike panicked all of a sudden. She wanted to find a place to hide immediately, but her feet seemed to be stuck to the ground and she couldn't move an inch.

When her boyfriend saw her, the smile on his face turned awkward for a moment, then he glanced at Beike with an expression on his face, without saying a word, he hugged the girl and walked away from Beike's side.

Shell's tears fell down in big pieces. She turned around and ran away. She kept running for a long, long time. As she ran, her tears fell. The memories of more than a year in her mind were like a scene from a movie. screen screening.

Every Friday morning, she put on the most exquisite makeup for his liking, carefully selected clothes to try on for his happiness, and wore sexy and hot clothes for his so-called taste. Wearing lace hollow underwear, in order to please his stomach, she flipped through the cookbook to learn how to cook. In order to spend one more minute with him, she always rushed to take the fastest bus...

It turns out that this was just a misunderstanding. Beike wants to fall in love without breaking up and get married, but the boy just wants to sleep with a girl without spending any money.

Beike waited for ten days, but the boy didn’t call her, and there was no explanation on WeChat. She checked the boy’s Moments every day, but she saw that the boy’s activities were still normal. He was socializing, eating, drinking, and watching as usual. Not the slightest bit sad.

A month passed, and there was no news from Beike. She blacklisted the boy's phone number and contact information on all social software. She changed her mobile phone and WeChat and disappeared from many people's world.

One day, my best friend guessed that something had happened and rushed to Shell in a hurry. When I opened the door, I saw Beike with a plain face, calmly making pork rib soup. The air was filled with the fragrance of pork ribs and lotus seeds.

But her best friend's eyes suddenly turned red, and she stretched out her arms to hug her, blaming herself for knowing it was too late.

Beike smiled calmly and said: You were right before, I was always too stupid. I became a qualified cannon buddy for once, and in the end I crawled out with no cannon fodder left. But now, it's all over. Look, I'm not living a good life now.

Although they were in the same city, Beike never met that boy again. Maybe some fate was maintained through deliberate effort. Once it was interrupted, all signals were cut off, and they never met again.

Later, I still preferred to get up early every weekend and be busy learning yoga and Latin dance shells. Her figure has gotten better, and she sometimes looks beautiful without makeup. There are constant suitors around her, who send her flowers and gifts to please her. However, she no longer falls in love.

Because the old wounds have not healed, because there is too little sincerity and too many prodigals.

Maybe you want to have an honest relationship, but the other person just wants to sleep with a girl without any trouble or worry.

And in the end, when all the glitz is gone, maybe many people are just waiting for a true partner, someone who will never leave once they come.

He will spend the rest of his life with you, and he will also accompany you to plant flowers and vegetables, and have three meals a day. QQ space love talk: I do miss you, and I want to sleep with you, but I want to wake up with you even more

1. You never understand that ten thousand beautiful futures are not worth a present with you.

2. The strongest wine I have ever drunk is your tenderness that burns in my chest.

3. Later I heard that you had a new love. From then on, my hero fought on the battlefield for another girl and blood was everywhere.

4. It's nice to have someone you like. Sunny days are good for meeting, rainy days are good for missing you.

5. No matter how many times we quarrel, we will eventually reconcile because we can't bear to part with each other. This feels really good.

6. I do miss you and want to sleep with you, but I want to wake up with you even more.

7. You can want a person to be handsome, you can want a person to be rich, you can even want a person to have a good family background, but you must never want a person to be nice to you. Being handsome, rich, and having social status are all objective social hardware that are tangible and tangible. But if you want someone to be nice to you, then you are really stupid. , once he doesn't want to be nice to you, then you have nothing.

Do you regard me as a beauty? Sorry, I actually just want to sleep with you

How many people love each other as beauties?

Recently, a colleague suddenly asked for leave. After asking around, I found out that her crush, Little A, got married and flew to Japan to attend his wedding. In fact, she should have been the one wearing the bridal gown.

A colleague and Little A met at a job fair. Because he failed to apply for a job, Little A decided to go abroad for further study, and his colleague entered his life as a good friend. Because Xiao A is a kind person and has a wide range of friends, including some female friends, his colleagues have always been by his side as his confidante and do not dare to go too far.

After Xiao A went abroad, due to the time difference and geographical difference, he felt very confused and tormented. His colleagues would wait until midnight every day just to have a short video chat with him.

The relationship between the two became better and better, and eventually it developed to the point where they would post something related to each other on their Weibo and Moments. I once advised my colleagues that if they like her, they should stop being a confidante and just take her. However, my colleagues have always had a knot in their hearts.

A colleague once had a very good friend. He thought he would be a lifelong good friend, but one day he suddenly confessed his love to her. With such a confession, there is a feeling that I regard you as a brother, but you want to sleep with me. Although my colleagues were a little shaken at the time, they still did not get together in the end, and the exchanges gradually became less and less until they disappeared.

His colleague believes that his friendship with Little A is pure, and he cherishes having such a close friend. If he rashly proposes further development, he is worried that he will not even be friends in the end.

Whether there is pure friendship between men and women has always been a matter of belief or not. Sometimes two people seem to be close friends, but in fact one is just pretending to be stupid and the other dare not say anything.

Many people like Wang Xiaojian's character in "Love Is Not Blind" very much, because he is a bit girly, a bit warm, humorous and considerate, but he can stand up for himself at critical moments. Many girls said I really hope to have such a blue-faced confidant. But they may have forgotten that Wang Xiaojian and Huang Xiaoxian ended up together.

I saw a saying on the Internet: If men don’t want to have sex with women, most of the time they prefer to play with men. Sheridan Simove, a master's degree student at Oxford University, wrote a stunning book called "What else is on men's minds besides sex?" ”, there is no word in the whole book except the title.

Xu boys were innocent at first, but once they developed into Lanyan, they talked about life, work, food, and mood. Although the two parties chatted about everything, they were actually just showing their most glorious side. When both parties see each other's strengths, they will naturally be attracted to each other, and misfires are inevitable.

On one side, there is a new arrival in a foreign country, filled with fear and confusion, and on the other side, there is a considerate, gentle and sensible confidante, which should have been a match made in heaven. Moreover, the two colleagues, Xiao A, can talk about all kinds of topics such as work, relationships, trivial life matters and personal hobbies, and even cherish each other and hate each other.

Even though her colleague never dared to confess her love, even if she kept packaging herself as a confidante, in the end she even endured heartache to bless the newlyweds. I really felt sorry for her. If she could not take the so-called pure friendship so seriously and take that step bravely, she would be the one to receive the blessing.

If someone asks me again in the future, is there a pure friendship between men and women?

I will tell her: Male and female friends are the purest friendship.

The two of them watched movies together, watched online dramas, complained about the director, and reminisced about classics.

The two traveled together, ate all kinds of delicious food, and remembered each other's eating habits.

The two of them stay at home together, cooking, having sex, and doing housework.

Be honest in everything you do and talk endlessly about everything. Isn’t this the purest friendship? I love you, but I just want to sleep with you forever·

My friend asked me, if you like someone, how would you confess?

I will tell him that if it is true love, I must sleep with you.

Although it is so straightforward, it makes sense.

Why do you want to sleep with someone when you love them?

Some people say that I like the feeling of hugging each other, and I feel particularly safe at night like this;

Some people say that I get used to it when I fall asleep, and it feels like his snoring is all If I don’t listen to my lullaby for one night, I won’t be able to sleep well;

Some people say that I am used to getting up in the middle of the night to cover her with a quilt, and I am also used to seeing her face every day when I open my eyes. , even if she is drooling and has shit in her eyes, she is still the one I love

Yesterday at the company, a colleague shouted that I really want to find a man to sleep with. It must be very warm to have someone to accompany her.

In this era of strong hormones, it has become a joke to find someone to chat with under a quilt.

My best friend Wang Zi is getting married. This person who once swore never to get married and to be a prince has also found a man who will accompany him throughout his life.

I once laughed and teased her: What is so attractive about this man? What makes you so eager to marry him?

Wang Zi said sweetly: After meeting him, I felt that marriage was a beautiful thing, and I wanted to marry him.

Wang Zi used to be in poor health and would always get sick from time to time. Later, she met her current husband. Every time she fell ill, the man would take her to the hospital very nervously and keep the doctor's instructions in mind. Live, all kinds of inedible food are placed in the memo on your phone.

Wang Zi sat on the hospital bed and laughed at him like a fool.

But her boyfriend hugged her and said: I'm afraid something will happen to you, and I still want to sleep with you forever.

The person you really love may not necessarily be able to give you the best, but he will try his best to bring the treasure in his hands to you. He will put you in his heart and ache, and melt you into him. In his life, he will remember your joys, sorrows and joys, everything about you. Because of love, I care.

In today's era, many people are too anxious about love. After chatting on WeChat for a few days and meeting a few times, they establish a relationship and spread the word everywhere that this is the love of their life.

One can fall in love quickly, and one can hate it quickly. Perhaps because of a look or an action, the two of them chose to give up and start looking for their next true love.

Many people always exaggerate liking into love, but the best love can stand the test of time. After being sweet, the two still choose to hold hands. That is true love and lifelong companionship.

Because of you, I feel at ease, and because of you, I look forward to the future.

What is even more rare is that after experiencing all the difficulties, entanglements, and trivialities, the two of them can still love as always. When the passion fades, the hands they hold have not let go. Looking back on the past, the one who was by their side People have never changed.

If I love you, I will accompany you through the vast sea of ??people;

If I love you, I will be inseparable from you all my life;

If I love you, I will always be with you. Ruyi, never give up easily;

I love you and want to sleep with you all my life, hugging you and sleeping together until dawn.