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This teacher is brilliant. Tell me about it.

First, you won't know that being sad in the middle of the night is bullshit until such a big event happens in your life!

Second, the power is strong, and the ears are full of sweet words; No money, no power, all around is perfunctory prevarication. Only listen to other people's sweet words; Laugh off flattery from others.

Third, no matter how uncomfortable it is, life will continue. That is the reality. Without any pity, fight or lose.

Fourth, don't always compromise yourself by accommodating others. There are few people worthy of bending over in this world. Bending for a long time will only make people get used to your low profile, and you will become less and less important.

There is no right or wrong in this society, only strength. Come on, you can't be buttered up. Even the dog will step on you.

6. 80% of the pain in life comes from going to work, but I know that if you don't go to work, 100% of the pain comes from having no money; So I choose between going to work and having no money.

Seven, no money, what to take to maintain your family, stabilize your love, and contact your friendship. With your mouth? Stop it, everyone is busy!

Eight, rich, get things done! No money, work hard! Snakes don't know their poison, and people don't know their mistakes. Yours is like someone else's candy. It's gone after eating it. And your bad, like a scar, will last forever. This is human nature!

Remember, you can cry and hate, but not be weak. You must work hard, because there are still a group of people waiting to see your jokes. Even if you are lying down and getting shot, you should pose beautifully!

Ten, no one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares how you toss and turn for several autumn. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process themselves. When we all understand this truth, we won't be melodramatic in front of people and tell people relief everywhere.

No one will pay for your future. You either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society. This is life.

Twelve, drinking and singing used to be called grades. Now keep a low profile, work hard to make money and spend more time with your family. That's reliable. No matter how awesome you are, no matter how rich you are, doing things that match your age, that's called responsibility!

Thirteen, don't talk to anyone you meet casually. In your opinion, he is a friend. In his opinion, you are an outspoken fool.

14. You give your personality to the constellation, your actions to your dreams, your future to koi fish, and then say to yourself: I have heard a lot of truth, but I still can't live this life well. Then you have a bad life, which is normal.

Fifteen, efforts, not to impress anyone, nor to show it to anyone, but to let yourself have the ability to jump out of the circle you hate at any time and have the right to choose.

No one should understand you, so you should understand yourself. The world will not favor anyone who gets something for nothing, and of course it will not disappoint everyone who works hard silently! Time is the best proof.

Seventeen, junior high school, you cried, and the whole class came around to ask what happened to you; In high school, when you were sad, a few girlfriends touched and told you, there are us, it doesn't matter; College, nobody cares about you. After work, people will only think that your acting skills are great. In fact, growing up is forcing you to be strong alone.

No matter how bad your mood is, don't write it on your face, because no one likes to watch it; Don't say you are poor, because no one gives you money for no reason; Don't complain no matter how tired you are, because no one will do it for you unconditionally; No matter how hard life is, don't lose faith, because the beauty is tomorrow; No matter how bad your character is, you should be filial to your parents, because you will be old one day.

Nineteen, when you started talking about me behind my back, you had already lost. You talk about me, but I think you are nothing.

Listen to less sad songs when you are in a bad mood. If you are hungry, you can find your own food. If you are afraid of the dark, you can turn on the light. You can make money to buy it yourself if you want. Even if life gives you all kinds of obstacles, there is no need to exaggerate your difficulties with sitcoms. The reality is so cruel, how can you pretend to be innocent? Don't care too much about what can't be changed. People who can't stay will try to give up, and broken hearts will try their best to heal themselves. Except for life and death, it is a small matter. Don't embarrass yourself.

Bian Xiao: Love always makes people blush first, and then red eyes. Bian Xiao: Speak with your feet, have fun, do more, and speak with virtue. Bian Xiao: You can't stop the flood, but you can build an ark. Page number: 12

Describe a classic sentence full of praise

The book says that they are full of high spirits, profound thoughts, brilliant talents and noble character, which is full of praise. Everyone is full of praise for the aperture. Anyway, it is not grounded to let these dead people float in the sky. I forgot that I used to be a mortal who ate whole grains. I had a jealous secular desire and wanted to have sex. I would never think of being bothered by the room ticket and eat drink man woman's affair. This is another story. -Li Shu's "The Year of Mountains and Rivers" dreamed of becoming an astronaut and traveling around space since childhood, so I always like to take the subway. Whenever it roars in a dark tunnel with a roar close to the speed of light, I always feel that I am crossing tuya, КаΥан, which is 65.438+00 billion light years away from the earth. It's so cool! Crazy floating is even better! I am full of praise at the thought of delaying aging!

Twenty-four filial piety, when the wife has insomnia, she should stay with her all night and help count the sheep. Never dream of the Duke of Zhou; Second, the wife should provide methods to test the law, and it must not be ridiculous; The third wife should sing like a spring breeze, be amazed and not laugh. When the fourth wife is angry, she must kneel down and beg for mercy, and she must not ignore it; The fifth wife should be ravaged when she beats and scolds. Thank the Lord for his kindness and never stare back. The sixth wife should measure the water temperature in the bath, scratch and wipe her back, and must not be greedy for selfish desires; The seventh wife should be brave enough to pay for spending money, encourage more, and must not have a reluctant trip; The eighth wife should be full of praise when cooking, eat more bowls and never be partial to food; When the ninth wife sleeps, she should fan the wind when it is hot in summer and warm the quilt when it is cold in winter. Never snore and grab the quilt. The tenth wife should be grateful with tears when giving money, save it, and never waste it; 1 1. When the wife is bored, she should try her best to perform, wear colorful clothes to entertain her relatives, and must not have any meaningless behavior-serenade "Burst Meng Chong Fly"

When she entered the palace, she was just a maid-in-waiting. Her master blamed her for getting up early and getting greedy for the dark every day. Like everyone else, she is eager to fly to the branches and become a phoenix.

She met him. On that day, she didn't know that he built the platform for his beloved concubine, so she danced on it. He came over when he saw a figure here. She thought he was going to be furious, but he gently caressed her face and said that she was really beautiful. She bowed her head shyly, and he said that her shyness made the flowers feel ashamed. He loves her, but he does not want to forget her. She was pregnant with a dragon seed, but no one cared. He rode a crane to the west, and the queen was overbearing. Sister's face is really beautiful, no wonder the emperor is full of praise. The queen touched her chin with her hand. How can I make my sister look good in front of her? What does her sister want to do if she doesn't like it? She put her hand on the Hosta and cut a scar on her face. The queen smiled: Sister, why did you do this? Take your son to his land. -Ji Bo only listens to the voice of praise and greetings. Just when everyone was full of praise and eyes were full of worship, Mu Qingyuan smiled boldly, accompanied by the cool breeze and bright moon, like an independent world of mortals.

Qin pushed aside the compliment crowd and bowed to Muqingyuan. Brother Mu's literary talent is excellent. It is said that a poem can be written in five steps, which is worse than that of the Three Kingdoms. I made a fool of myself, and I am willing to be a brick of blue and white, attracting transparent white jade. Please advise me. With a wave of his hand, Mu Qingyuan folded the fan and shook it gently. The black magnolia was dotted with a white fan, elegant and chic, standing upright. I saw cheng, stepping on the line step by step, but said, the night bell in the smoke temple. The bell of an ancient temple flows on the water; A night clock in a smoky temple, with refined artistic conception. Who is tall and who is low is clear in an instant. Brother Mu, good question! Not the kui is Xiangzhou wit, eloquent, brilliant literary talent! I'm surprised. MuQingYuan but laugh hysterically, began to drink the residual wine. He stumbled, but he had his own rules. He spent 3,000 people drunk, and the sword frost was fourteen States. -The tears written by Chongqing people are quiet and solemn, and they are an eternal realm. Winkelmann, the master of aesthetics, said when evaluating ancient Greek art: Just as the surface of the sea is rough, but the depth is always static, the images created by Greek artists show noble simplicity and quiet greatness even in a violent emotion. The most typical sculpture is laocoon praised by Lessing. Laocoon, a hero surrounded by sea snakes, remained calm and resolute even in the most painful times. In laocoon's body, we see the greatness of unshakable people, and it is these inner peace that overcame the hardships in the world. -"Blog extract"

Being praised by everyone is not a pleasant thing. It's even worse if someone really meets their expectations. Knowing clearly is pure hypocrisy, vicious hypocrisy and arrogant complacency, which really makes me want to vomit. I don't know who asked me not to sacrifice myself again. What nonsense is this? In order to meet everyone's expectations, in order not to hurt anyone, what is the real self-sacrifice?

Every teacher who took him spoke highly of him, and he was able to blame himself for staying in the United States. For example, the political teacher said that she helped him establish a correct outlook on life, and the English teacher said that he could stand in the United States because she taught English well. It was a long time before we learned that the boy went to the Golden Triangle to sell drugs after graduation. After being arrested, he fled to America. There was no news, I didn't know how to live or die, and I never came back.

The contract form is very tacit.

I won the teacher's praise, appreciated my classmate's ambiguous eyes and welcomed her sad eyes. Suddenly I feel that this is nothing more than it.

If you have the virtue of living a good life, don't take it. However, instead of lotus root, it is full of flavor and your food is full of praise. Zhou Maoshu praised it, because it is muddy but not dirty, clear but not demon. Lotus is so, I miss it deeply. You can take an oath or eat. You and I are creatures, too. If we live in this world, we can feed on its creatures and preserve them. If you think of animals and pity them, why not pity plants to raise them? It gives you life. Only by thinking about everything can we respect everything. Not thinking is superiority. Read it yourself. Read it yourself. Thought a lot. I'll row back. Don't read casually at night. Reading is like falling in love. You should meet first, and then get to know each other when you have a good impression, so that the world presented to you in the book will wake up in your mind, be wonderful and be full of praise after reading it. Such a book is another self that you have never found in your heart.

Travels of the West Sea II

After walking for two or three miles, fighting with snakes, I was quiet, quiet. I went deep into it, and the terrain was more dangerous. I was so excited that I forgot to go back. Near dusk, the mist is rolling, the setting sun is slanting, the breeze is blowing gently, the clouds are surging, the sky is connected with the earth, and it is unpredictable and rushing. When friends first saw the magnificent scenery, they were full of praise, which was beyond words. When you enter the road and cross the line, you are suddenly enlightened. Looking at the fence from a distance, the walls stand thousands of miles, the peaks are green, the mountains are dyed, the rows are like flags, and they are endless, such as barriers, screens, mountains and rivers, and Wan Li. Stuffed in the chest, generous and pretentious, high-spirited, but looking forward to sorrow for a long time, feeling that youth is fleeting, this scene never existed. Sunset red, thin figure, strolling back, returning and remembering. Time always wraps you forward. No matter how much you like Nokia, you will always use Apple. No matter how much you like film, you will always use digital; Many people miss the classic and charm of classic cars, play and boast, and then drive their new cars home to live. -Han Han I understand life.

Let people praise the girl's personality (55 sentences)

People are full of praise for this girl's character. 1. It's not too much to ask someone who loves you, is it?

Our story is not a beautiful experience, but it is so profound that we are not only hard to give up, but also eager to continue to pursue it.

Does the word happiness exist between us?

4. When we miss the promise, do we still remember the promise we made?

5. Do you love someone so much that you lose yourself?

6. Don't take my tolerance for you as the reason why you are more crazy.

7. The pain of being a woman: When she has a physical relationship with the man she loves, she will naturally regard this relationship as an eternity, but men are different. They may only think that this is another interpretation of lifestyle.

8. You will always have him in your heart, but my heart will always hurt.

9. We always complain that happiness comes too late, but we don't know what you are thinking.

10. Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain the misunderstanding clearly.

1 1. After being hurt by love, you will miss the innocence of your childhood.

12. Some people say that the person you can see with your eyes closed is the person you love the most.

13. I just felt tired and thought I would be fine if I fell asleep.

14. Sun Moon Lake is a tear that the sun and the moon love but always miss.

15. When my sister's hair is waist-high, I'll play the ghost first to scare you and trip you to death.

16. This dilemma won't bother you, then you are the strong one in life.

17. No matter tomorrow or tomorrow, I only know my love for you at this moment.

18. I just feel empty for one second and pure white for the next.

Let people praise the girl's personality. Part II 19. After waking up, I'm still piecing together your broken heart.

20. When I hear a song that suits my present state, I will keep listening and repeating it.

2 1. You don't understand your position in my heart.

I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me ... If I don't like you any more one day, will my life be as decadent as before? ...

23. I am used to being sad, missing and waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you.

24. The furthest distance in life is not between life and death, but when I look at you tenderly, you don't know the call of loving you in my eyes. ...

25. I can't keep up with anyone,

I'm sorry, I'm tired of squatting down and crying alone, and I don't want to hear any more comfort.

27. How can I love you? I'm asking myself, I can give up everything and it's hard to leave today. Maybe you never thought my heart would hurt. If this is a dream, I would rather get drunk than wake up.

28. What qualifications do you have to bully in my world?

I have been looking for our happiness since the day you left.

30. We are like two distant planets, running in different orbits, each lonely.

3 1. If, if. It's just an excuse to deceive yourself.

I can't forget the painful lovesickness of the past.

If you had seen your place in other people's hearts earlier, you wouldn't be so miserable now.

34. I like you for no reason; Don't like you, everything is one reason.

35. The kind of love that sublimates us with beautiful feelings and thoughts and gives us strength can be regarded as a noble enthusiasm; And love that makes us selfish, timid and timid, and makes us fall into the obscene behavior of blind instinct, should be regarded as an evil passion. George sander

36. If I let go, you will be happy.

I want to have a love, a love that can't be beaten and scolded.

38. You just left, and even the red light can't stop you.

39. I think I can hold back my sadness and pretend that life has never seen you.

40. Deception is more deadly than poison, and choking your nose is more deadly than falling off a cliff @

4 1. I can't forget, I still can't forget, but I still can't forget.

42. Love in this era is like 52-degree liquor. Drinking too much is easy to get drunk, and it hurts the stomach. Most of them are awake counting scars. Love in previous years, such as pure water, has no strong color, but drinking it will quench your thirst and nourish your soul. ......

43. Love is not a warm invitation to dinner.

44. Without your advice, my ears always feel lost. It never occurred to me that I have been looking for it, but I have been missing it.

45. I'm sorry. I miss you very much.

46. Girls are most easily moved by simple words when they are vulnerable, right?

47. People are most likely to fall in love with others when they are lonely.

48. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

49. When you can't say goodbye, you are not happy or sad.

Please stop emphasizing your happiness. When you are tired, will you come back to me?

5 1. Don't pretend that you love me the most and didn't leave me at last.

52. When you walk, you will be scattered, and your memory will fade; Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listen, I woke up and started complaining; Looking back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused.

I won't waste every second with you.

54. You let go when I needed you most.

55. Thank you for loving me and being willing to forgive me for cheating and hurting you.

Simple and incisive sentences in reality are full of praise.

1, reality is called reality. But it is unrealistic to be scolded by reality.

2. Encounter unfairness. You are out of luck. Fate is unfair to you = let you realize the reality.

I used to be like this. I haven't seen it for a while, so I'm alone. Face what should be faced and digest what should be digested. Don't run away, don't complain, accept what happens in reality.

4. I always feel that I am a too realistic person, and many things in my life only feel dispensable. But even so, I still have to admit that some things are far better than nothing for me.

For me, the world still exists, although it has died out in reality. It's still there because I swore to it. That's all I can say.

6. Literature is an art combined with ideas, which makes reality pure and flawless.

7, ideal and reality, I choose the ideal fact, ideal is for reality, unrealistic because it is too realistic!

8. You will retort that reality doesn't have to be interesting. My answer is that reality can be exempted from interesting obligations, but people have to make assumptions.

9, the dream is too beautiful, willing to believe that it is a reality; The reality is too bitter, I hope it is just a dream.

10, the gap between various realities is that it was once so realistic and now it is as realistic, but in the end, everything has not been realized.

1 1, all resistance to reality, failure makes reality more realistic, and the moment of success becomes reality again.

12, fantasy and reality are not important now. Reality becomes reality at this time, and fantasy cannot become reality after all.

13, feed is not enough, people can't invite, snakes are tepid, wolves are unfamiliar. This is a fact. There are a group of dogs behind the rich, and it is difficult to walk without money. When the scenery is good, everyone is around, and after being down and out, there is no one. This is called reality.

14 is not only a reality, but also a realization. Turning reality into reality is a kind of ability, and turning realization into reality is a kind of degeneration.

15, what you have to do now is to turn your idea into reality, because there is no better friend than knowledge, you will not go far or fly high. Find a better self from the process.

16, the reality is very realistic, can you not be so realistic!

17, many people think they are pursuing a just thing, but it is useless at all. You can't even play Shui Piao in real life.

18, there is no if and no hypothesis in reality, and reality is reality.

19, reality is reality, why care about what is unrealistic?

What is cruel is not reality, but your unrealistic expectations of reality.

2 1, why work hard? Life is too realistic.

22. We are unrealistic because of reality, because we are realistic enough.

23, this society is very realistic, to deal with realistic people, don't use realistic methods, but very realistic means.

24. Reality is reality. Even if you are optimistic, the reality will not change.

25. There are dreams in reality, and there are also realities in dreams, but reality can't hold dreams, and dreams don't like them.

26. It is not illusion that masks reality, but reality that masks the fact that there is no reality.

27. Accepting the reality does not mean accepting the reality, but it means that the reality is hard to change and Xu Tu will change.

28. Romantic things are unrealistic, and it is because they are unrealistic that they are romantic.

29. I don't like to face the cruel reality, but I have to fight in reality.

30. Yes, your delusion will come true, and the reality is here.

3 1, reality is reality, and it is always more realistic than you think.

32. Love is defeated by reality. If something is lost, it will never be found again. There is only one life.