The deepest formula for getting out of singles on Double 11

1. I have three things to say to you, including the following sentence. Thank you. I have finished.

2. "I miss those days very much. You walked coquettishly in front of me on the country road with your head lowered. When the villagers saw you, we all praised you: Hey, you are beautiful and clean! We also praised you. Me: What a good boy, he comes out to herd pigs in such a small grade!"

3. I heard that eating garlic can prevent influenza A, which makes sense. Think about it: if you eat garlic, others will dislike you. If you smell bad, I don’t want to get close to you, and the influenza A virus will not be able to get close to you! Haha, don’t forget to hold two cloves of garlic before going out!

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4. Don’t move! Look at this text message quietly! Look at the top, look at the bottom, don’t forget the left and right! Delete it after you’ve finished reading it!

5. Meeting you is the beginning of my heartbeat, falling in love with you is my happy choice; pursuing you is the starting point for my happiness; having you is my most precious wealth; stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation !Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

6. If your ears are itchy, it means I’m thinking of you. If your eyes are itchy, it means I want to see you. If your mouth is itchy, it means I want to kiss you. If your body is itchy, it means I want to kiss you. Does that mean... Stop thinking about it, you're about to get lice, go take a shower!

7. Don't eat when you're hungry! I did it; don't sleep when I'm sleepy! I did it too ;I did it again without putting on clothes when it was cold. I'm such a strong person, but it's a pity that I didn't tell you when I missed you. I didn't do it.

8. Don’t think that just because you look like a wolf, I can regard you as a gray wolf.

9. Why did you dial your mobile phone? The voice prompt said: You are calling a lazy pig from out of town. Please add the pig pen area code before the number you dial. I couldn't believe it. I called again and the voice prompt said: The owner of the phone has been slaughtered.

10. There are three main purposes for sending messages this time: first, to connect with each other; second, to pass the time; third, I tell you very responsibly: the weather is getting colder, so remember not to wear crotchless pants anymore. ”

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11. Others think I am deep in thought, but in fact I am just looking at whether I should pick up a dime on the ground.

12. If the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid I'm still one level negative.

13. My dream is to think wildly in my dreams.

14. I can think of it. The most romantic thing is to watch you slowly get fat. Then I will have pork to eat!

15. The briefs that Superman wears are stable, that’s why he can fly like that. High.

16. My short-sighted eyes see you as a big beauty from a distance, but it turns out you are a loser.

17. Donor, you are bullying this poor monk. The monk will not give God face.

18. Life is short and must be sexy, and there is no need to understand the tough life.

19. When men and women quarrel, men are like. Pistols, women are like machine guns.

20, I can’t wake up in the spring, yawning, I can’t sleep at night, and I can’t wake up during the day.

21, I am in a bad mood now, except for food. You can't do anything else.

22. Actually, you have an advantage. Ghosts don't dare to come to your house at night.

23. Don't force me, otherwise I will become great.

24. Do you know what it feels like when a wolf falls in love with a sheep? It just wants to eat its meat.

25. It feels like putting on the quilt every night.

26. If the sky falls, you hold it first while I find a stick.