How to say sandstorm humorously?

Do you want to ask the humor of sandstorm? Its humor is as follows:

1. When the sandstorm comes, prepare a protective mask quickly, or the sand in your mouth will be bigger than your appetite.

Sandstorm is really good at acting, and it can turn the whole city into a gray movie studio every time.

3, the sandstorm is coming, be careful not to be buried by the sand, or you will become a real sandman.

Sandstorm is like a large-scale sand sculpture exhibition, except that the exhibits are all buildings in sand and stone.

5. Does the sandstorm cover the sky because it wants the earth to have a rest and not be exposed to the sun all the time?

When the sandstorm comes, don't forget to cover your car and house with dust cover, otherwise they will become the best sand table model.

7. Sandstorm is like a big playground, but the tickets are choking dust.

8. Sandstorm makes the sky look like a cup of coffee with a lot of milk powder, but it tastes bitter than coffee.