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Tell someone that I am still young.

1. Fahai should not use the tower to suppress Bai Suzhen, he should suppress Gong Linna.

2. Fahai, please collect our winter vacation homework.

3. I am not a genius because I have never worn Quesnel diapers.

4. Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don’t want to cry, but as soon as someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t help but shed tears.

5. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: I can have a boyfriend. I said: I really don’t have a boyfriend...

6. After the exam Regarding the answer, the good students will say: "Oh shit, another one is wrong!" The poor students will say: "Emma, ??another one is right!"

7. A woman with straight bangs is a cute girl, and a woman with side bangs is a cute girl. Royal sister, the middle score is the queen. What about men? Straight bangs are a handsome lady, slanted bangs are a gangster, and middle-parted bangs are a traitor.

8. It is normal for the Chinese women's volleyball team to lose to Thailand, because the Thai women's volleyball team may be all men.

9. It is said that falling in love affects learning, but I would like to ask: Doesn’t studying affect falling in love?

10. In the current situation, I am wasting time. I am squandering time. I am blurring. Now I am fearing the future.

11. Always young, always pretending to be young, never knowing what is good or bad, always full of tears. orbit.

12. If you choose to look up at others at 45°, don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135°!

13. Men, don’t regard a woman’s tolerance of you as your fucking shameless capital!

14. I am not a stinky bitch who whines, I am a good girl who is full of fucks

15. Don’t keep pretending like a trash can Pretend, pretend, pretend (personality talk www.guaze.com)

16. Do you believe that there will be someone who carefully reads every status of yours including every reply below but one sentence? Don't say anything.

17. How much New Year’s money you give me, I wish you as long as you live.

18. The person who will marry me in the future: I don’t know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others, let's find some time to get to know each other.

19. When I lose weight, you must come because I will lose my appetite when I see you.

20. My wish is, less homework, less bitches, more vacations, less exams, cheap apples, and Japan belongs to China.