Humorous sentences with super good mood. Talk about mood.

1, the person who can make you live the most like yourself must be the one who loves you the most and the one you love the most.

2, the sense of security is not given by others, it depends on how much you love yourself, eat enough and wear warm clothes, your mobile phone has electricity, and your wallet will never collapse.

3, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

5. What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? ""I was just passing by, but I was squeezed into the car.

6. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy something, I have to spend money. As soon as I spend money, I lose. I get angry when I lose money.

7. I don't know how expensive the meal is, and I don't know how fat I am without taking pictures.

8. The happiest thing in the world is eating, and the second happiest thing is eating late!

9. You should know that girls with small breasts are caring.

10, those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first.

1 1, after all, I am so ugly, can I be more beautiful?

12. Anything that confuses you is enough to destroy you. Softness is a disease, and affection is fatal.

13, some people say that I am shameless, that is to say, I am jealous. How can I be so handsome?

14, the wind is so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

15, if you meet someone you like, go after them boldly. If you can't catch up with what you are afraid of, it's important to participate.