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Ma Weidou: I once collected a famous painting and regarded it as the treasure of the town hall. Why do experts frown after appraisal?

Ma Weidou is a treasure expert among network celebrities in China, and he has made indelible contributions to the spread of culture. With his knowledge, he has accumulated hundreds of millions of cultural relics in just a few decades. Early cultural relics cost very little. Sometimes helping others move a briquette can get a good Qianlong official kiln. In addition, Ma Weidou also dabbled in jade and furniture. However, it is difficult for us to see Ma Weidou's collection of paintings and calligraphy. In fact, Ma Weidou once collected a famous painting and regarded it as the treasure of the town hall. Later, after the expert appraisal of the Forbidden City, people said nothing but frowned. This is a bad thing. Ma Weidou knew that he had made a hole. How can you walk by the river without wet shoes? What happened to Ma Weidou?

In antique shops, there are two professional words that you may have heard of. One is to pick up leaks, and the other is to make holes. Whether it is omitted or drilled, there is a need to pay tuition fees behind it. There are many vulgar jokes by Ma Weidou, which add some mysterious colors in the process of folk circulation. Ma Weidou's ability to eliminate mistakes is first-class. Shake it in front of him and you can tell whether something is true or not. Ma Weidou once had a friend who showed him whether his porcelain was real or not, so he showed him a bag. As a result, the Jockey Club didn't go to see it much. I knew through the baggage that his story was not true.

Why is this? Ma Weidou has accumulated rich experience in years of experience. After listening to my friend's words, you can tell from the general shape that what my friend brought is too big. According to the identification of cultural relics, this thing is wrong. Therefore, you have to admire the horse's eye is really poisonous. Ma Weidou is sure that he won't miss anything. He once said, "I once collected a famous painting", which was accidentally collected by Gu Kaizhi, a famous painter in the Eastern Jin Dynasty in his early years.

Ma Weidou regards such a famous painting as a treasure, and regards it as the treasure of the town hall. It can be seen that Ma Weidou, who is not involved in calligraphy and painting collection, is still very fond of Gu Kaizhi's famous paintings. In recent years, he killed the experts in the Forbidden City with a stick, visited the Guanfu Museum, and intentionally or unintentionally let the experts in the Forbidden City open their eyes to see their famous paintings. Experts in the Forbidden City often subconsciously feel when they see too many real things. They passed by Gu Kaizhi's famous paintings and frowned after being appraised by experts.

Ma Weidou himself was born in this line, and frowning is not a good thing. Ma Weidou just wanted to ask why, but the experts in the Forbidden City thanked him and let him know where he died. The experts in the Forbidden City put away their frowning brows and smiled: You also have today! Ma Weidou a tingle in the heart, it must be a punch. Ma Weidou said he was helpless. He listened to people talking about how to make holes. It turns out that experts in the Forbidden City are very sensitive to imitations of calligraphy and painting, and they can see the truth at a glance. Experts say this painting is an imitation of the Qing Dynasty.

Hearing this, Ma Weidou didn't say anything, but calmly said what was in the living room at home. As for the price of this painting, Ma Weidou never said anything again, only prevaricated on the grounds that it was "very precious". How deep is Ma Weidou's affection for cultural relics? The word "very precious" has many subtext! Since then, Ma Weidou has stopped touching calligraphy and painting, which has become an unwritten rule of Guanfu Museum.