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1. I once went to my brother's house for dinner. At dinner, my wife gave my niece a piece of meat. My wife said, "Little niece, who do you think is good to you?" The niece said, "Uncle, of course." My wife said, "Why! My niece said: Because my uncle will always be my uncle, my ……NM may not be ........................................................................................................................................................... Am I sitting and lying with a gun?

I live in high school, and I sleep in the upper bunk. For a while, I ate baked sweet potatoes every day, and my classmates who slept in my lower bunk were very depressed and had to change bunks with me: you farted on it, and I always felt that you put it on me on purpose. sequence

I wanted it back the next day: I always felt that the taste was going up. sequence

Three black eyes said: Sister, please don't eat sweet potatoes.

I went downstairs and saw my nephew bullying a little girl. The little girl scolded him angrily: You are really bad, bullying girls. You must be single dog when you grow up. My nephew pouted and said, single dog is single dog, and my aunt is single dog. Eat and sleep every day, not to mention how happy you are.

Last night, I went to a roadside barbecue and sat next to two children, probably.

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Five years old. One of them said, white or red? Another person said: Try the red one on the hour today! I was thinking that these two guys were quite fashionable when I heard the first guy shouting at the waiter: two bottles of iced black tea!

Walking on the pedestrian street with my husband, a little girl stopped him from selling flowers. My husband patted my ass and said, this is my sister. Where can my brother buy roses for my sister? The little girl said solemnly, Sister, you are really unlucky. Marrying such a buttoned-up husband will not only deceive people, but also have some IQ problems. Brother, where can I put my hand on my sister's ass? ...

6. I went to a fast food restaurant today, and the couple at the next table were showing love. I saw the man just fed the woman a mouthful of rice. The woman asked, honey, who else have you fed besides me? Be honest. The man thought for a moment and said trembling, Pig … I am an instant spitter!

7. When my wife was discharged from hospital after surgery, the doctor specifically told me that the patient had just finished surgery and needed a rest. Please take more care of her and try not to let her do housework. Me: No problem! The doctor said appreciatively, that's very thoughtful. I scratched my head and smiled: this is nothing! She doesn't usually do this. ...

8. My cousin went on a blind date last month. He didn't like the blind date, but he liked the sister paper he went with. Later, I was crazy about my sister paper, and I finally won it after many twists and turns. At the engagement party, the old blind date also came. My cousin said to her awkwardly, thank you for coming to bless me. At first, we were only blamed on fate. Girl: it's your wife's blind date, and you have to let me play the ugly girl's heart ...

9. My cousin's son caught a cold. Cousin took him for an injection. Seeing the doctor coming with a needle, the little guy cried. In order to distract him, the doctor put the hand with the needle behind his back, held out two fingers of the other hand and asked the little guy, honey, look at this. The little guy looked at the doctor and said, you are really

Second, I have a fever, not blindness. The doctor ... 10. He suddenly had a stomachache at work. I ran to the bathroom, just took off my pants and farted. I found that I didn't bring any toilet paper, so I had to put on my pants and run out to get the paper. Then a buddy in the pit next door said leisurely, this quality is really awesome. I have to go to the bathroom and fart ... 1 1.

It's been nine months. I went to her house yesterday and heard her complaining to her brother-in-law: Your son is always moving around in my stomach, which makes me unable to sleep well. Brother-in-law comforted that no one was cleaning up when moving!

12. Go climbing with some donkey friends, and you will reach the top of the mountain soon! I'm too tired to walk halfway up the mountain. Looking around, I found a big stone not far away. I hurried over and sat down to have a rest. Suddenly I found the scenery here beautiful, so I took out my mobile phone and stood on a big stone to take pictures. As a result, a man flashed out from behind the stone and said while lifting his pants, I didn't expect you to be so dirty, so I took a picture of me taking a shit!