Sad humor, tell me about it.

1. Why are people called people? Because people are tired when they are alive. Seal the post with your words-it will be a thousand bones.

I want to tell you that you have always been in my heart and never left.

When I miss someone, I will suddenly change from a strong giant to a cowardly child.

5. Money makes women, and you make me.

6. Love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

The thief who stole my wallet opened it and saw only five dollars. Tears welled up in his face and he sighed, It's not easy! .

8. Your father is in the 73 1 Army, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

9. I didn't want to smoke either, but I lit it unconsciously.

10. Sometimes, indifference is not heartless, but a tool to avoid being hurt.

1 1. Don't say I'm fat, I'm thin.

12. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

13. Even without beauty, there is pride in destroying the city.