Funny quotes about working on Chinese Valentine's Day

1. I heard that Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming, but what about me! No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me.

2. The best Chinese Valentine's Day gift: Before getting off work in the evening, a female colleague gave me a pack of tissues, saying it was a Chinese Valentine's Day gift, and asked me to save some.

3. Dating is sales, falling in love is called direct selling, and throwing hydrangeas to attract brides is bidding. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

4. How will you spend Chinese Valentine's Day? Pass by, skip, cry, laugh, eat, drink, get drunk, go crazy, sleep, feel sad, borrow, quit. , skipped, drifted by, feared, but, chatted with, chased, missed, got by, passed by, escaped, seen, said, heard, waited, thought about, read, laughed off , passed by each other, had it before, read on Weibo, played games, rented a private room, shut up and thought about it, how to live in love, how to live happily, how to live?

5. Back then, the Weaver Girl came down to take a bath on the Chinese Valentine's Day. , met the Cowherd, and performed a shocking love story. Zhao Ling'er was taking a bath outside and met Li Xiaoyao, and a romance between a fairy couple was staged. This incident at least tells us one thing: you don’t have the chance to take a shower at home, you must go outside.

6. Really, let’s let those born in 2000 celebrate the Chinese Valentine’s Day. Old people like us will have to wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

7. I hope that during the Chinese Valentine's Day, the girl who loves me can give me a rose, and the Chinese girl who loves me can give me a chrysanthemum.