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Good morning: I like real people, no sarcasm, no irony.

1, keep a low profile, but not so low that others can't hear you.

It doesn't matter how slow the pace is, as long as you persevere.

Everyone's life is essentially the same, the difference is what you feel inside.

4, people sometimes go crazy, obviously have a hunch or know that the result of one thing is not good, but they should think clearly and understand. Actually, this is paranoia. Only when you know that the result of one thing is not good, and you can try your best to change its result, will you have perseverance. It's a pity that too many people persist in the name of persistence.

5, some things, you really didn't see clearly, see clearly, heartache; Some people, you really don't understand, understand and hurt. Life is a kind of confusion, a vague, unclear, confused and vague.

6. Life is like a mirror. If you laugh, it will laugh; You cry, and it cries. With good ideas, more beautiful things will come.

7. Youth is a worry that makes people lose weight day by day. There is an inexplicable sadness before raising a glass. Youth is a beautiful and lonely song, with gentle wind, gentle dreams, gentle morning and morning drowsiness, faint clouds, faint tears and faint years.

8. Remember that love is not everything. Knowing what you want can help you make the right choice, but it's just a choice! Nothing will happen once and for all. If you don't want to be abandoned, you must live up to your expectations!

9. The foundation of life is a natural and normal heart. Not so sure, not so intense, not so brilliant, but there is unspeakable pleasure.

10, everyone is an independent individual, and there really is no such thing as who can't live without him. Don't overestimate your strength in the collective, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun will still rise even without you!

1 1, many troubles stem from not being cruel enough. Everything you do should take into account the feelings of others. If you always take care of others, who will take care of you 12, find someone who can accompany you, be calm and love you. You know, in the future, we must stay together often.

13, learn to be indifferent, and don't let your heart fluctuate with gains and losses. The real "harvest" of life is to get a calm, a calm, a calm and a peaceful heart.

14, some people quarrel with you every day, but they never blame you. Some people, without even quarreling, disappear into the sea of people. In fact, indifference is more terrible than quarreling.

15, time is changing and people are changing. Life is an out-of-print movie that cannot be replayed. Some things, no matter how hard you try, can't go back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition. The only thing I can go back is the memory in my heart.

16, "There are many different ways to love someone. Some of them are spoken with the mouth. I love you again and again. Some love has attitude, coquetry and temper tantrums, while others don't want to say I love you, just care about you, take care of you and protect you. There are thousands of ways to love each other, but there is only one best way, and that is to be good to you, and only to you. "

17, along the way, I am not excellent. But I am kind, not hypocritical. Let me get this straight. Do things honestly. I'm not smart. But I am definitely not stupid. I can understand many things. I just don't want to talk about it. Because people are too smart, they will be very tired. Sometimes confusion is happier. I don't like intrigue and I don't like being calculated. I don't like hypocrisy I like real people, without sarcasm, irony, calculation and sincere treatment.

18, I like this sentence: "When you are unhappy, take a deep breath. It's just that life is not good, not bad. "

19, the person you can't forget is actually not the person you think of every day, but the feeling of meeting a small thing and suddenly remembering a series of stories about that year and this person, which is like being shot in the heart.

20. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, as long as I don't die.

2 1. Maybe one day, we will all make mistakes. We made an appointment to tell ourselves when quarreling that mistakes are short-lived and we will always regret if we miss them.

22. It is said that you dream of someone because that person is thinking of you. If my heart is ups and downs, please allow me to fall into your dream.

Good morning: don't feel inferior, don't look down on others.

Chickens lay eggs and shit, but you must only eat eggs and not shit, both chickens and people do. Every excellent person can lay eggs and shit. For example, he is good at starting a company, and you can buy his shares to make money. As for his nonsense, you don't have to learn. The most important thing for you is to eat more eggs, ignore chicken excrement, absorb nutrients and keep fit. Many people don't eat eggs and pursue bullshit all day. Can eating shit make you stronger? Kevin Tsai

No matter what you do, remember to do it for yourself, and you will have no complaints-the last romance.

Don't try to please everyone, on the one hand, you can't do it at all, on the other hand, it seems too fake. If someone loves you, someone will hate you. The benchmark is to pass the level in your heart. We have a place we want to go, we know where it is, and no one can shake us; We have a road to go. We know it is rugged and full of thorns, but we still have to go. Be not only a kind person, but also a kind and powerful person.

If you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future?

Learn to dance with the wind on windy days and hold up an umbrella for yourself when it rains. Life is expected to wear autumn water, and there will be unexpected joy.

Everyone thinks he will be an exception, except for regret. Everyone thinks that the feelings they have are the exception, except for fading. Everyone thinks that the object of love is just an exception, except for change. However, in the end, it was found that there was nothing unusual except the change. -Xu Zhimo

Never create a secular, present and small world for children. Show her stars, oceans, dinosaurs, myths and sages since childhood. In this way, when she grows up, she will have enough mind to tolerate all kinds of boring life. -Lu Jinbo

Don't always talk to people who are only a little close to you, which will only make your feelings cheap. -Xu

I admire such a girl: she can tear her heart out or do it simply. Although, not everyone can do it so neatly. But in that painful time, only one person can bite his teeth and survive, and then he can finally be tempered into the ability to control happiness! -Su Qin

Don't feel inferior, don't look down on others.

Good morning: don't indulge in fantasy, don't make much ado about nothing.

There is always a time in life when we are full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

Be good to yourself, life is not long; Be kind to others and you may not meet them in your next life.

Time, distance and forgiveness make some things clearer, some feelings clearer and everything calm.

There is no injustice in the world, only an unjust heart. Don't complain, don't hate, don't care about everything, and the past is like smoke.

There's nothing wrong with being naive. People will grow up one day, so why not mature too early and lose it too early.

Don't think that people who can't let you go will not let you go. Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.

The world has not satisfied everyone's dreams, but some people have learned to forget, while others have been insisting.

In the journey of life, there is always a time when you need to walk by yourself and carry it by yourself.

The most beautiful you are not born like summer flowers, but in the long river of time, calm and calm.

Be a simple person, practical and pragmatic. Don't indulge in fantasy. Don't rock the boat.

Good morning: be a beautiful woman, not beautiful, not beautiful.

1, it is not fate to know the way in the future.

2. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

3, born in general, just seeking self-improvement; If the IQ is not high, it is better to fly first; Ordinary looks can be compensated by knowledge; Ordinary identity, add color with personality.

It's a pity that nothing in this world happens naturally without striving for it. The so-called letting nature take its course doesn't mean that you don't do anything, but that when you do it, you don't show traces, be subtle, be less evil, and compete for beauty. This is called letting nature take its course.

5. Have the patience to do one thing all your life. There are too many temptations in this world. I want to do this, I want to do that and I want to do it in many ways. In the end, I will accomplish nothing. Many people don't understand the simple truth of being able to calm down and endure loneliness and do a good job.

6. If we meet on Naihe Bridge one day, please don't forget that there was a lush life in the world of mortals. Don't forget that the old league in Lingshan once accompanied Pu and made it in front of the Buddha. How many colorful, unreasonably disappointed by the meager time; How much happiness is inexplicably locked in an ordinary courtyard. Since you can't stay young and miss yesterday's flowers, how can you miss this pot of tea?

7. Sometimes I don't understand, just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes I don't understand, but I don't know what to do when I understand, so I keep silent.

8. The world is changing all the time, and everything in life is changing. The only thing we can grasp is what remains unchanged in our hearts. Such as loyalty, nostalgia for the past, my feelings for you.

9. What you are born with is what you are. No matter how much you envy another life, it is not yours. It's no use crying, being jealous or even trying to reinvent yourself. We can only live according to the way we most agree with, so it is true that you will get the life you want.

10 Many times, we live too tired because there are only three words: we can't let go. Can't let go of people far away, what has happened and what has been lost; Can't let go for a while, can't let go of a memory; I can't let go of success or failure, and I can't let go of everything that doesn't belong to me. After years of rendering and the ups and downs of the sea of people, we know that it will be easy to let go, it will be free to let go, and the person who lets go first is the happiest.

1 1, clinging to the old pain, you just give the people who hurt you strength and let them control you. But when you forgive them, you cut off contact with these people, and they can no longer attack you. Never think that forgiving them means letting them go. You did it for yourself. Nick Vucic

12, because there is nothing to do, so let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so be it.

13, some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people, they are destined to be irreplaceable. Be a beautiful woman. Not the whole city, not the whole country. If you can meet true love. Just, give everything you have. It is impossible to meet a few people you really like in your life. This retreat, maybe there will be no chance in this life.

14, if a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes care of you in every possible way before believing it; If he promised to take you to the place, just be happy when he booked the plane ticket; If he says he wants to marry you, wait until he buys a diamond ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words, we have already passed the age of listening to love.

15, on that day, you were the end of the world and I was the cape, looking at each other in pairs, unable to rely on each other's despair; At that time, you were the bright moon and I was the clear spring, inseparable and entangled; In that life, you were by Qingshui River and I was by Naihe Bridge. Your shallow brow, deep call, my light eyes and deep affection. Life is always waiting in prosperity, but everyone is waiting for a future they want.

16, we have been looking for happiness, but gradually found that happiness is getting farther and farther away from us, love is not as happy as imagined, and friends are not as sincere as imagined, so we are miserable, complaining and unhappy. After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Only by crossing some hurdles can we know how to surpass them; There are some things that we don't know until we experience them; I saw some people and learned the experience; I didn't know wealth until I read some books; Knowing that happiness takes a lifetime.

17, he won't pick you up from work. When you send him a text message, don't expect him to reply to you immediately. You even think he has a girlfriend. Later, you know, he had his anniversary. Then you think about it, he said, in fact, love is not that important.