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Talk about hot weather and irritability.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and knowing the tireless cries brings a kind of summer irritability. Without a breath of wind, the earth is like a steamer.

Eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy soon!

Summer vacation has come, I feel very happy and I can't forget the safety of summer vacation. The weather is hot and cold, stay away from the river, don't be brave and try the depth; Internet cafes and karaoke bars can't get in, and there are confused teenagers everywhere; Sitting alone on the door lock, strangers don't answer; Leave a message to a friend, don't let your family worry; Exercise and entertainment, fatigue should not harm the body. Happy summer vacation and happy life every day!

In the midsummer of July, Xia Popo began to show off her grandparents' strength. Father-in-law Sun received orders from Xia's mother-in-law to bake the soil at the highest temperature. The weather is very hot, it is boiling hot, smoking straight, like fire, and will soon melt like chocolate. There are few people on the road, only cars shuttle back and forth. There are no clouds in the blue sky, some are like clouds, like fog, floating low in the air, making people feel suffocated and uncomfortable. The flowers and trees outside are so hot that they can't get up and hang their heads.

In winter, a bowl of steaming noodles, freshly baked sugar-fried chestnuts, and baked sweet potatoes in your hand are not as warm as when you are around and holding hands.

A fireball-like sun hung in the blue sky in July, and the clouds seemed to be scorched by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

In this weather, anti-Japanese heroes come out to play.

When the weather is hot, send you ice love in the cool; It's cold, give you a stove, love in the warmth; If you are sick, give you pills, love is taking care of you; Lonely, miss you, love in miss. Love you for a long time.

The daily contact between husband and wife is nothing more than remembering to eat on time, saying good night before going to bed, reminding everyone to dress and cover the quilt the next day, and reminding everyone to prevent sun and mosquitoes in hot weather. Encourage her to take good care of herself when she is sick, take medicine on time, drink plenty of water, go out to remind her to pay attention to safety and come back early at night. Only when you like it can his writing be compared with that of a star. He is tired, and his tongue blooms like selling Amway. There is no ability to speak in feelings, only love without love.

Hot weather can also make you angry. I feel really guilty. I blame and grieve all day. How to eliminate oneself sadness? Think about it, or send a message to express my demands. I hope you will forgive my mistake and don't worry. I hope you will laugh without complaining when you see that I really apologize.

It's very cold, I can't make a cotton-padded coat for you; It's very hot, I can't be your air conditioner; It's raining, I can't be your umbrella; It's snowing, so I can't be your glove. But I have an incomparable one. I hope my love can bring you the most satisfactory happiness! I wish you happiness!

The heat is unbearable, and I am extremely hot and irritable.

Always calm down, I'd rather be silent in the fleeting time, just like now.

It's not innocence that beats you! It's very hot!

I miss being a child. I can walk barefoot like a man in hot weather.

Recently, the high temperature has not subsided, and it is getting hotter every day; Pay attention to cherish yourself and don't be too tired to study; Eat more fruits during the day and sleep peacefully at night; Don't worry, don't get angry, and protect your lungs. You and me, revolutionary comrades, the above reminders are free!

In the evil room, mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; There are small trees and birds in front of the window, and there is no gloomy mood.

Why do boys never know why? My girlfriend called and said, Where are you? It's too hot today! What are you doing? She doesn't want to hear your answer: I'm outside, at a friend's house; When the weather is hot, you turn on the air conditioner; I am playing online games, watching TV and brushing Weibo. ..... can you be more stupid? Actually, she just wants to hear you say you stay put, and I'll find you right away.

The sky was overcast with thunder. Dragonflies hover at low altitude, but weeping willows do not move. Rhubarb dog was lying in the shade of a tree, with red tongue, panting. Sitting under the eaves, the old man kept shaking the cattail leaf fan and complained: I have lived for more than 60 years, and this is the first time I have encountered such a hot day.

The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense!

When I put coins into the wishing pool, a lovely elf asked me what I wanted. I said to him, please take good care of this information reader for me, never be depressed, always be happy, always be happy! The weather is hot, pay attention to your health!

Yue Lao: Now find someone to look at the constellation. No matter whether it is cold or hot, you should seek Aquarius to quench your thirst.

The weather is very hot. I take my little cousin out to play. When I see that he is too hot, I will buy him a hat. I wandered around the shop for a while, but I couldn't find it. I'll ask the cashier where there is a small hat. He asked me what kind of hat, and I said my brother was wearing a hat! She was startled and turned left ahead. I went to Durex. I bought a watch last year!

Inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be the difference between life and death, and it's all about lifelong events!

You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

Forget to drink porridge in hot weather, and it won't be uncomfortable in hot weather; Mung bean porridge can relieve thirst and clear fire; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and benefit qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Summer porridge should not be too salty, it is easy to drink.

Beg the emperor to put the male and female servants in limbo. Hot male and female servants can't stand it.

I really miss my childhood. When it is hot, I can be a man with my bare hands!

I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I can only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. If you work hard now, you must find a high-profile person. Come on, you're not afraid of shooting a case. Simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling.

It's so hot, it's more comfortable to see you than to dig watermelons with a ticket!

The weather is hot, and calm can call the wind and rain. Be agitated, bid farewell to the past and keep up with happiness. Overcoming emotions with reason is often associated with optimism. Don't look too far, embrace the beauty in front of you. May happiness be with you from now on.

If I love him, I'd rather play the fool alone and lose you as a bargaining chip.

It was too hot that day. As soon as the sun came out, the ground caught fire. Some dust and fog floated low in the air, which made people feel suffocated.

This heat can't stop!

The daily contact between husband and wife is nothing more than remembering to eat on time, saying good night before going to bed, reminding everyone to dress and cover the quilt the next day, and reminding everyone to prevent sun and mosquitoes in hot weather. Encourage her to take good care of herself when she is sick, take medicine on time, drink plenty of water, go out to remind her to pay attention to safety and come back early at night. Only when you like it can his writing be compared with that of a star. He is tired, and his tongue blooms like selling Amway. There is no ability to speak in feelings, only love without love.

Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

Since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I'll walk with you, carry you when I'm tired, hug you when I'm cold, hug you when I'm hot, and go out to pack you. You, you, I have no temper, because I love you so much! Happy tanabata!

In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade of trees, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

Early autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.

I thought it would take so long for the land to grow. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

Please talk to me when I wake up.

Whether the weather is cold or hot, people need constant temperature in their hearts. If they catch a cold, where should they heat it? Put on more clothes. Be careful of catching a cold. Take care of yourself! Have time to have a rest.

In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade of trees, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

The weather is very hot, the sound of grass growing and the wind know, the feeling of missing know, and my blessing you know! There are no brilliant words, only hope to bring you a fresh heart in this hot season.

Remember, people who use apples now say they have no pockets, and those with tattoos say they are hot.

I really miss my childhood. In hot weather, I can be a man with my bare hands.

What if the weather is hot? Tell the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade of trees, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

Our school is a good school! Although we were late for class, we started early! Although we have less rest, we have more classes! Although it is very cold in winter, it is very hot in summer! Although the holiday is late, the school starts early! Although we have few activities, we have a lot of homework! Looking for a school, you should choose this!

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

Our youth was lost in the exam.

This heat can't stop!

Who has time to talk about anything else on a hot day?

Is it hot to death this summer?

Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

I'm not fat, I just swell with heat and shrink with cold.

It's not innocence that beats you! It's very hot!

The first summer was peaceful, and the grass didn't rest.

Live with coke and collude with each other.

When I went out yesterday, my soles melted.

The change of skin color makes me doubt life.

Mosquitoes don't bite, they only bite cold water pipes.

Buy a mat and sleep in an electric blanket!

It's very hot. Do you want ice cream and mango?

It's really hot today, lying on the ground.

If you want to die, just say, there's no need to be so angry.

I don't want to go out. The weather is very hot.

Barbecue and I only have a pinch of cumin.

I've had enough. The weather is very hot.

What defeated me was not innocence, but innocence.

The two strangers smiled at each other and became acquainted.

My sister's hair covered my face on the bus.

When I went out in makeup, the water and frost were liquefied.

Moral integrity fell all over the floor, and suddenly into thin air.

Lying on the mat feels like an iron ox fillet.

On this day, the girl became * *.

It's too hot. My quilt is too big and I haven't changed it yet.

Drink more water when the weather is hot. Why are you crying?

The table was too hot, and the mahjong was just coded, but it was burnt.

Starting today, I'm not single dog, I'm a hot dog.

It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

Do you have cumin? Sprinkle some for me. I am familiar with it.

I don't want to go anywhere in hot weather.

In this weather, my boyfriend ran away with someone else, and I don't want to chase him!

Winter feels like summer and summer feels like winter.

It's so hot that I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed.

I just want to stay in the air-conditioned room on such a hot day.

Do you want me to melt the weather?

The scorching sun tore the skin of the earth.

Summer, please slip away quickly.

Can such a hot summer end early?

It's officially summer, and it's hard to be afraid of the heat.

It is better to be single. It won't be so hot to sleep alone.

I will always remember the summer wind and definitely say that it will kill me.

One day is ice cream, which can't help me cool down.

Summer is coming, the weather is too hot, remember to drink more water.

I really don't know what to do without your cold ass on such a hot day.

I am an ice cream without feelings.

If you love me, take me to the air-conditioned room to eat ice cream.

It doesn't matter if we don't know each other. It's very hot today. After a while, we became acquainted.

Eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy soon!