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Double 1 1 domineering funny talk about friends circle 2020 singles day talk about domineering encyclopedia.

1, I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

2. Singles Day is coming. I'll teach you how to take off your ticket and chase me.

It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.

How can you be so calm about those who secretly love me? It's almost Singles' Day, so make a confession.

5. Whoever says that11.11is Singles' Day will be single. I think the real meaning of 11is:1generation 65438.

6. Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

7. On Singles' Day, I sat at home and watched it, and I saw a couple being torn in half.

8. I hate being told "Happy Singles' Day". What is hateful is that I have to say "thank you".

9. Mid-term exam, parents' meeting and Singles' Day will give me a triple blow to my career, family and love.

10, good flowers don't bloom often, good times don't exist often, don't wait until the good ones leave with others, empty sorrow!

1 1, wishful thinking, every day is Singles Day; Two of a kind, every day is Valentine's Day.

12, I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

13, a beautiful singles day, it was just a Valentine's Day.

14, I ask again, is anyone asking me out on Singles Day? If not, I'll ask later.

15, today's children, breaking up specializes in Valentine's Day and advertising specializes in Singles Day.

16, I wish you a happy singles day, every year.

17, today's holiday is not a gift, just a boyfriend!

18, "Yo, why are you alone on Singles Day again?" "I'm afraid that half a person will scare you."

19, men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly, this matter is hard to bear, I hope people will last for a long time and bachelors will no longer exist!

20. I wish my friends who can't celebrate Singles Day an early one.

2 1, people eat pomegranate one by one, and I eat pomegranate one by one. My friend said: I am not eating pomegranate, I am lonely!

22, bachelor bitter, bachelor bitter, this year has been twenty-five, clothes no one can make up; Bachelor music, bachelor music, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry.

23. Find a friend, a boyfriend, salute and shake hands, and then leave after Singles Day ~

24, Singles Day is coming, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do, handsome people still adhere to the principle of staying single.

25. Happy Singles Day. Let's celebrate Singles Day together.

26. What's the show of love in the Evening Festival? You have the ability to rob me on Singles Day.

27. Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

28. Nowadays, children choose Valentine's Day when they break up and Singles Day when they express their love.

29. It doesn't matter if you can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person you like is celebrating Singles Day.