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Tell me how people in Lilliput brought Gulliver, a monster, to Beijing.

These people are excellent mathematicians. With the support and encouragement of the emperor, their knowledge of mechanics has reached an extremely perfect level. The emperor is famous for advocating and protecting learning. The Monarch has several machines with wheels to carry trees and other heavy objects. He once built the largest warships in timber-producing forests, some of which were as long as nine feet, and then used these wheeled machines to transport the warships to the sea three or four hundred yards away. This time, 500 carpenters and engineers immediately set about building their biggest machine. This is a wooden frame, three inches high, seven feet long and four feet wide, with twenty-two wheels. It seems that they set off four hours after I landed. I heard the cheers because the machine arrived. The machine was pushed to my side and kept parallel to my body. But now the main difficulty is how they lift me up and put me in the car. To this end, they erected eighty one-foot-high pillars. The workers tied my neck, hands, body and legs with bandages, and then tied the bandages with a very strong rope, the thickness of which is the same as the bandage line, and one end was tied to the pulley at the top of the wooden column. Nine hundred of the strongest men pulled the rope together, and in less than three hours, they hung me up and put me in the car. I'm still tied up in the car. All this was told to me by others, because when they were working, I slept soundly because of drug-induced epilepsy mixed with wine. 1500 strong and tall royal horses, each about four and a half inches high, dragged me to the capital.